Will Jack be pissed with me for stealing his concept? Only one way to find out.

Should I at least wait until he already does his? Nah.

McDonald’s needs to change the name of “Hot Mustard” to “Spicy Hot Mustard” or something. I can’t be the only one who’s ever used the ordering touchscreen at McD’s and pressed the button on the screen that says “Ho- mustard” thinking it was for honey mustard and ended up with fucking “Hot Mustard”. Worse yet they put honey mustard at the bottom of the string list by calling it “Tangy Honey Mustard”. McDonald’s already sucks, they could make a small change so it sucks less.

Twitter needs to shut up with this Friends reunion nonsense. The show wasn’t really that good. The Simpsons, Seinfeld, and The X-Files are much better choices for 90s nostalgia.

Not really much else as far as “thoughts” go. I do have more complaints, but I guess I’ll keep them to myself. I did buy the little man a new Iron Man Hot Wheels monster truck today. While I do probably buy him too many cars, I have to keep replenishing his supply because the other kids at the playground keep burying his cars in the sand. It’s not a malicious thing, it’s just toddlers being toddlers. As in they’re thieving little assholes with no respect for each others’ property whatsoever. Small price to pay for making him the popular kid with his Spider-man, Darth Vader, Ninja Turtles, and yellow Camaro monster trucks. The NYPD and FDNY vehicles are a big hit too.