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Story about swing state suburb “under attack from crime” hits all the sweet spots of amygdalae irradiated by Trump and Fox News

“A seemingly unprovoked weekend violence spree through Atlanta’s ritzy Buckhead neighborhood has highlighted what area officials see as a need for more security and public safety protocols, as the recent crime jump has made some residents too scared to even pump gas at certain places” Fox News reports, which is just downright fucking heartbreaking for MAGA Nation because this is EXACTLY what they warned you would happen if you suburban housewives didn’t vote for Trump.

Crime. Suburbs. Swing state. GEORGIA for Christ’s sake. Everything’s here in this story and god freaking dammit why couldn’t this have happened last year when Trump was still in office?!? This would’ve proved he was right all along about the importance of saying “Law and Order”. And Kelly Loeffler would’ve fixed this. Even if she didn’t you would still feel safer knowing she was “fighting” for you Atlanta suburban people. But you still voted for the guy who “doesn’t represent your values”. Traditional values. Not the values of that Jew kid who showed up to debate an empty podium when Senator Perdue had more important things to do than waste his time having to talk about his stock trades. Who cares anyway?!? Oh and did you know Raphael Warnock’s church is very radical? Bet you Atlanta suburban voters who didn’t listen to our warnings about your neighborhoods being abolished don’t care about a radical church either! You fucking commies.

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