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Orange Pharaoh inches toward fucking up yet another winnable 2022 Senate race by hyping MAGA New Hampshire candidate

“Congratulations to General Don Bolduc on his incredible presentation regarding Mark Milley, the Taliban and China’s all-time favorite General!” says the Orange Warlord in a statement, adding a link to an interview with Bolduc that I respect National Zero readers too much to suggest they waste their time with it. It’s probably either too boring or too infuriating to sit through, most likely both.

The real point is that Don Bolduc is running for the New Hampshire GOP Senate nomination, something current Governor Chris Sununu has not yet but is all-but-certain to be declaring for, as polling indicates he would be a very strong contender against incumbent Dem Senator Maggie Hassan. Sununu led Hassan 48 to 46 in a February poll by the University of New Hampshire. Another poll in August put Sununu up 49 to 41 over Hassan.

However, Sununu may be fucked no matter what in the contest, as in January he said Trump was responsible for the Capitol riot and called the MAGA horde “domestic terrorists”, a grave sin that is unlikely to be forgiven, forget about an endorsement from the Holy Orange God King. Plus Bolduc’s first name is also Don, which means they have another connection, unlike with Corky.

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