Crazy asshole throws newborn baby off balcony

Some sick fucking asshole dangled and then threw a one-month old baby off a 2nd story balcony in Jersey City, New Jersey on Saturday. This horrible incident was witnessed by many bystanders…

Hey, did you guys see this picture of the Taliban in paddle boats?

The Tehran Times posted this, reporting the Taliban fighters grabbed these paddle boats in Bamyan Province in Afghanistan. Not sure if this is funnier than the one with the bumper cars.

Oh shit, the baby… Jersey City PD Officer Eduardo Matute caught the unidentified baby before her or she hit the pavement and took him/her to a hospital where doctors concluded her/she was unharmed in the ordeal, NJ.com reports. In other news, adult ADHD is a terrible affliction.

And thank you Officer Matute.

Biden campaign already digging into insanely long Trump rant

“RECUSAL ABUSE!!!”

Time Magazine publishes full transcript of two Trump interviews

“We had a good laugh”

Orange Defendant steadily losing patience with top lawyer: report

Freedom Caucasians too chickenshit to vacate Mike Johnson

Idahoan kicks Yellowstone bison, finds out not that badly

Comer claims his Biden impeachment inquiry is stalled because there’s simply too much evidence for his committee to handle

Call him delusional or a conspiracy theorist but please, just call him

OAN issues retraction, apology over story claiming Michael Cohen slept with Stormy Daniels, tried blackmailing Trump

Former NSA employee gets 22 years for stealing info in 2022, more than a year after a Florida Man stole his, so what’s the delay?

Bolling blows blood vessel as Biden eats salad

Laotian immigrant wins April’s $1.3 billion lottery drawing

Newsmax wants The Hill co-owner to testify in Dominion suit

Kitara Rivache is back with a vengeance (for a limited time)

Disgraced lawyer says Supreme Court should throw out Manhattan election fraud case, arrest prosecutors

Multiple people wounded, US Marshal killed as suspect opens fire when officers attempt to make arrest in North Carolina

Drunk Michigander drives miles dragging victim’s limbs from truck

Vlad to raise taxes on Russians

Does it involve a gravel pit?

Hunter Biden threatens Fox News with defamation lawsuit

Catturd thinks he’s above doing even the most basic homework

McCarthy-backed Gaetz challenger files for FL-1 primary

Supreme Court unanimously rules Peter Navarro can leave jail

MAGA propaganda meme factory ordered to target Bobby Jr

Orange God Emperor sick of seeing Kari Lake at Mar-a-Lago: report

Fox News reports globalists launching another witch hunt

No sign QAdulteress will actually drop the hammer on Johnson

“Don’t waste your Vote on Kennedy!

Youngkin doesn’t answer whether he supports Trump tariffs

World Central Kitchen to resume operations in Gaza

Poor Papaya asks Meatball Ron to help find more donors to fleece

Jim Biden was taking money from Qatar!

Legal expert says cocaine incident a criminal liability for Biden

Women prefer Trump over Biden by 5 percent: CNN poll

“Alright, obviously Tiger Woods isn’t running for president”

Pathetic former president reduced to reposting comments from obvious troll accounts on his dying social media platform

Anti-abortion activist to head losing Constitution Party ticket

Arizona Republicans appoint indicted fake elector to national post

Watch Live: Scarlett Johansson’s husband entertains crowd at 2024 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

In another union win, UAW signs contract with Daimler Truck in NC

Iraqi TikTok influencer gunned down outside her home

RNC still a clusterfuck: reports

“Let the Democrats have RFK Jr, They deserve him!”

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXX

Barr says Trump ordered people to be summarily executed so often they all just kind of blurred together and he simply tuned it out

Weinstein to be retried after NY Appeals Court nixes conviction

Trump trial roundup: witnesses help set prosecution’s foundation

Melania’s favorite birthday gift was Donald’s scheduled court date

Trump-led RNC asks Secret Service to move protestors farther from convention so attendees won’t have to see demonstrators