George Papadopoulos shills lame, Raw Story-style clickbait

Blockbuster Trump 2024 announcementhttps://t.co/vicUWMBI7q

— George Papadopoulos (@GeorgePapa19) September 26, 2021

Guess who the “top Republican” is! This is a big game changer, based on the tweet. Can you guess? Total fucking magnitude 10.5 earthquake for 2024! You think it’s a HUGE shocker, right?

It’s none other than everyone’s favorite human urinal cake, Lindsey Graham. I know right? The Hill reported this like 20 hours ago too. Real freaking “blockbuster” you got there, Georgie. The last time you shared news this big you were shitfaced drunk in Rome and blabbed it to some Australian dudes who promptly reported it to the FBI. You should do this full time.

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