“Residents in multiple communities in central Massachusetts and southern New Hampshire reported hearing a loud boom or felt shaking Sunday morning. A Hubbardston native who emailed WCVB said that she heard a very loud boom while horseback riding near Lake Dennison in Winchendon. She also said that she felt a shock wave pass by her in the air and that the horses reacted to the sound, but noted that she did not feel the ground move. People who live in Fitchburg, Ashburnham, Gardner and Winchendon reported hearing what sounded like a loud explosion. Others say they felt their house and windows shaking. Meanwhile, WCVB’s sister station in Manchester, New Hampshire, WMUR, received similar reports from Granite Staters. One person in Fitzwilliam who emailed WMUR said they felt about 10 seconds of shaking around 11:30 am.”

“Neither Weston Observatory nor the U.S. Geological Survey have reported any earthquakes in Massachusetts or New Hampshire as of 2:30 p.m. Sunday. Paul Caruso, a geophysicist at the USGS National Earthquake Center in Golden, Colorado, told WMUR he checked the seismographs for the New Hampshire area from Sunday morning and said he did not see anything that looked like an earthquake. Paul Raymond with the New Hampshire Department of Safety told WMUR that the FAA Regional Ops Center had no military plane activity over the state this morning” WCVB reports.

In April, a massive gender reveal bomb was detonated at a New Hampshire quarry, shaking the very same area of both states, so the cops shouldn’t rule that out. If they still can’t find any suspects, then it’s probably best to just say it was aliens fucking around and scaring people on purpose.