“I’ve seen Third World countries,” Republican Tennessee Congressman Mark Green says earnestly. “The shelves in our grocery stores are being to look like Third World countries.”
Green has a point. Our local grocery only had sharp white cheddar, extra-sharp white cheddar, mild white cheddar, mild yellow cheddar, extra-sharp yellow cheddar, sharp yellow cheddar, medium yellow cheddar, a goat’s mild cheddar and a Wisconsin extra-sharp. I mean… c’mon. How can a man live on just that.