Virginia’s election was attacked last night! The dirty Republicans and their Hungarian allies stole the state from Terry McAuliffe! There’s no way Sleepy Glenn got that many votes! What kind of thermostats do they use in the counting rooms? DINO Ralph Northam is compromised by India! You can tell he’s secretly a Republican because he wore blackface and maybe a KKK hood when he was in medical school! Why won’t Virginia Attorney General Mark Herring investigate the reports of Saudi Arabian satellites beaming vote-stealing viruses into the Roanoke area?
Proof is right here! Look at this state senate by district 2021 election data for last night’s election in St Croix, Virginia! None of these candidates were even on the ballot! They just made up these fake Democrats and Independents in VI! They’re not even trying to make it look realistic:
Those fucking algorithms got into it and screwed everything up! Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax obviously doesn’t want to be Terry McAuliffe’s friend anymore if he won’t decertify the election and send it back to the counties. Let’s build our own electric chair and bring it to the capitol in Richmond, just so he knows what happens if he doesn’t do the right thing.