Wyoming, Montana, tribal, and federal officials have agreed to cut Yellowstone National Park’s grazing wildlife workforce by 600 to 900, the Associated Press reports. The grazing department, whose light landscaping duties and simplistic performance rituals to entertain visitors provide a valuable service, was nevertheless targeted by administrators for downsizing due to a large number of redundancies. Unpaid federal contractors will be deployed to select individual grazing unit employees for termination at random and remove them from the premises. These contractors are then permitted to consume the flesh of the former grazers and/or use their skin for clothing.