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Scottsdale cops say no charges for school official whose dossier on MAGA parents caused screaming right wing media meltdown

“The Scottsdale Police Department has concluded its investigation into the allegations of Scottsdale Unified School Board Member Jann-Michael Greenberg in regard to information contained on a Google Drive. It was determined that the drive contained open source and/or public documents. Therefore, it has been determined that no criminal conduct has been committed at this time that would be under the jurisdiction of the Scottsdale Police Department.”

“The Scottsdale portion Of this investigation is now closed. Scottsdale Investigators have met with the FBI, Arizona Attorney General’s Office, and the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office, briefed them, and provided them with a copy of our investigation for review in determining if any criminal acts might fall under their respective jurisdictions. The Scottsdale Unified School District is still conducting an internal investigation based on its policies” says the Scottsdale Arizona Police Dept.

Greenberg’s (or Greenburg’s – sources differ on the exact spelling of his name) dossier compiling data on anti-mask and anti-critical race theory MAGA freaks constantly disrupting Scottsdale Unified School District board meetings caused an absolute shit fit among the MAGA media. Headlines like “AZ State Rep. Joseph Chaplik To Hold Press Conference With Parents Targeted By Greenburg Dossier – Will Call For Jann-Michael Greenburg’s Resignation” and “Scottsdale School Board Member Publicized Parents’ Social Security Numbers, Divorce Proceedings, Financial Records In Effort To Track Outspoken Parents” show up across the fanboy sites. Perhaps the dumbest reaction is Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich asking the FBI to investigate Greenberg, like he isn’t the fucking top law enforcement official in the state and has no power to convene a grand jury himself. Greenberg was replaced as the president of the board after a contentious vote on November 12th, however he still remains a member.

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