“Well, what really stood out to me was that it was one big long anti-American tirade by the President of the United States and various members of his administration,” Republican Missouri Senator and self-proclaimed worrywort for American masculinity Josh Hawley said to a soulless shell of a human. “I mean, ya listen to ’em, they don’t like American voting laws, they don’t like American history. They want to rewrite our culture and complete change it. I mean, this is a guy who doesn’t really like America.”