The vast retirement community of The Villages, Florida is fast becoming America’s most MAGA crime-infested shithole. National Zero can now confirm that Trump fan John Rider, 61, was arrested by Brevard County deputies as he stepped off a cruise ship in Cape Canaveral on December 3rd, served with a warrant for casting a ballot in both Florida and an unspecified other state in an unspecified election. This follows news of the arrests of Joan Halstead on November 30th and Richard Ketcik on December 10th for the same crime in the 2020 election. Unlike Halstead and Ketcik, Rider is an independent, though KPMG found pro-Trump Facebook posts from all three.

Meanwhile, a second female registered Republican Villager was arrested Friday for driving her golf cart under the influence last weekend. On Friday night, a Jennifer Lynn Clark, 58, was arrested following her declining a field sobriety test after a police officer “observed the driver exit the golf cart and pull her pants down and proceed to urinate”, Villages-News.com reports. Clark “could not keep her balance,” was “slurring her words”, and told the officer “I don’t think I can” when asked to take the field sobriety test, per the officer’s arrest report. The officer also reported finding “two open bottles of Fireball whiskey, two open cans of Michelob Ultra beer and two unopened bottles of Platinum 7X Vodka, located in a cooler” in Clark’s purple Yamaha golf cart.

Clark’s arrest came the night before the big annual Villages Holiday Golf Cart Parade, after which Karen Hackett drunkenly crashed her cart into a curb, injuring her passenger, and screamed anti-Biden profanities at EMTs who responded to the scene. Hackett was also arrested for DUI.