From left to right: Registered Republican Stephanie Romas, 42, arrested for battery in domestic disturbance while out on bond (which was revoked) for two previous domestic disturbances from October and a shoplifting warrant from September. Romas, who lives with her parents, had lifted a box of cereal from the Sav-A-Lot in Wildwood Village. Registered Republican Matthew George Wondrasek, 74, caught a lucky break after his golf cart DUI charge from May 2021 was bumped down to reckless driving. Registered Dem Skyler Blue Draper, 37, is spending some time with the big boys after being caught passed out hanging halfway out the driver’s side door of his car behind the Panera Bread on the the night of June 12th. Draper was sentenced to ten days in jail plus 50 hours community service. Gary Thomas Wilcock, 60, no voter registration data, was arrested on charges of burglary with battery, criminal mischief and violation of an injunction for harassing his ex-girlfriend. Wilcock is said to be another flightless birdie living with his parents in the Villages, per comments on the articles. Texan Avery Autumn Shepherd, 20, no voter registration data, arrested for skipping a court date after a November arrest for possession of meth and a set of brass knuckles. Not pictured is Registered Republican Miranda Delee Farleigh, 25, a postal worker found with boxes upon boxes of stolen mail in her bedroom at her parents’ house, lifting cash from Christmas cards to support a heroin habit. No mugshot provided as it was a federal arrest.