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NYC almost virus-free, which is hilarious because Red Staters who prayed for our destruction are the ones suffering now

New York Times: “Health experts in New York City thought that coronavirus cases would be rising again by now. Their models predicted it. They were wrong. New York State has managed not only to control its outbreak since the devastation of the early spring, but also to contain it for far longer than even top officials expected.”

“Now, as other places struggle to beat back a resurgence and cases climb in former success-story states like California and Rhode Island, New York’s leaders are consumed by the likelihood that, any day now, their numbers will begin rising. The current levels of infection are so remarkable that they have surprised state and city officials: Around 1 percent of the roughly 30,000 tests each day in the city are positive for the virus. In Los Angeles, it’s 7 percent, while it’s 13 percent in Miami-Dade County and around 15 percent in Houston. The virus is simply no longer as present in New York as it once was, epidemiologists and public health officials said. ‘New York is like our South Korea now,’ said Dr. Thomas Tsai of the Harvard Global Health Institute.”

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