Legal fees and being credibly accused of sex trafficking have taken their toll on MAGA bro Matt Gaetz’s campaign funds since the first reports of an active federal investigation into his debauched personal life first surfaced in late March, the Daily Beast reports. Campaign finance records show Gaetz took a net $94,838.65 hit in the second half of the year after income bottomed out and legal fees went up. “I’m the only Republican in Congress who doesn’t take lobbyist or PAC money. I rely exclusively on donations that average around $38. HBO made a movie about it called ‘The Swamp,’” said Gaetz to the Beast, not actually addressing the shit that he’s about to face in the federal justice system. Gaetz hired attorney March Fenrich, whose former clients are a veritable rogue’s gallery of scumbaggery: John Gotti, El Chapo, and actual sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and NXIVM cult lord Keith Rainere. All of whom either died or are certain to end up dying behind bars.