All in one day, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has lost his Chief of Staff Dan Rosenfeld, Communications Director Jack Doyle, longtime aide and current policy director Munira Mirza, and principal private secretary Martin Reynolds, Bloomberg reports. The shitshow started when Johnson – already in the middle of Partygate, by far worst scandal of his career – blamed Liberal Party Leader Keir Starmer for evil pedophile Jimmy Saville escaping justice (Saville was a big time talk show host or something whose scumbaggery only became public posthumously, by like days actually). So again, and we cannot stress this enough, Boris Johnson’s administration is imploding over shit Trump got away with regularly, like violating local COVID safety restrictions and making extremely scurrilous accusations against political opponents.