Iditarod racer Bridgett Watkins is lucky to be alive after a violent altercation with an irate animal rights activist interrupted a training run with her dogs, stomping on four of them, before Watkins emptied her pistol into the angry lone wolf eco-terrorist, and called a friend to come and finish the fucker off with a larger caliber gun, which took about an hour, Alaska News Source reports. It is unclear if the animal rights activist’s head will be mounted on a wall or if its antlers will be made into a chandelier for a ski lodge or a coat rack for a microbrewery’s tasting room.