Christian film site “MovieGuide.com”, which bills itself as “The family guide to movies and entertainment”, says the new Dinesh D’Souza sci-fi action thriller “2000 Mules” is mostly okay for audiences of all ages, since the harshest language is “one borderline OMG profanity.” “Very strong moral, patriotic worldview exposing massive illegal vote fraud, specifically illegal ballot harvesting, in the 2020 presidential election and supporting the United States Constitution and representative government by free and fair elections,” says the section on the page describing the film.

Not for nothing, but that’s not really objective at all. It’s almost like this MoveGuide.com guy is still really upset his not really Christian at all President lost eighteen months ago. Just fucking explain the movie, don’t go all whiny and bitchy about it bro. Like this dipshit wrote in his review of “The Batman” that there was a “a politically correct comment about ‘white privilege’ by major female character” but this is redeemed because it the movie “shows hero stopping a villain who envies the rich and powerful,” and blah blah blah. What kind of asshole thinks that’s something “objectionable” that parents should avoid exposing their children to? Does this guy actually give a shit about parents or is he trying to push an agenda? That was a rhetorical question, of course he’s got an agenda. Viewers should avoid the objectionable content on MovieGuide.com – all of it.