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Clustertruck 2.0 not going great

The return of the “People’s Convoy” to Washington DC has so far been going just as ineffectively as the first attempt to shut down the nation’s capital as the Clustertruckers found themselves once again stuck in afternoon traffic, circling the Beltway once without exiting the highway onto DC surface roads, and returning to their forward base at an abandoned racetrack in Hagerstown, Maryland 70 miles northwest of the city, the Daily Beast’s Zach Petrizzo reports.

The second try at causing chaos on the scale of their Canadian brethren in Ottawa last winter has also been marred by defections with top streamer “Sansak” departing for home and leader Dave Riddell claiming DC Metro Police threatening to seize his commercial driver’s license.

National Zero was unable to confirm any of this information as the Telegram channel for the People’s Convoy is swamped with unrelated MAGA bullshit like “Several clerks working inside the Supreme Court have confirmed that the Justices will be hearing the case to reinstate President Trump to his rightful place in the White House,” and a pirated copy of Dinesh D’Souza’s fake 2020 election documentary, “2000 Mules” available in an embedded video feed, no download required.

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