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Cawthorn trying desperately to maintain relevance

Fresh off being unseated in the Republican primary, North Carolina Congressman Madison Cawthorn is using his lame duck status to try to find a way to maintain his Prince Troll status and sucker more money from supporters.

As Politico reports, the one-term Cawthorn, who got aborted in his third trimester in Congress, posted on Instragram a screed in which he claims he’ll deploy “Dark MAGA” to expose the corruption of establishment politicians, which presumably would have included himself if he were still going to be in Congress.

I am on a mission now to expose those who say and promise one thing yet legislate and work towards another, self-profiteering, globalist goal. The time for gentile politics as usual has come to an end. It’s time for the rise of the new right, it’s time for Dark MAGA to truly take command. We have an enemy to defeat, but we will never be able to defeat them until we defeat the cowardly and weak members of our own party. Their days are numbered.

The meaning of “Dark MAGA” is unknown, and it’s also unknown why Cawthorn (and conservatives in general) nickname all their plots like their supervillain plans to destroy Gotham.

Cawthorn posted a list of people he labels “American First Patriots” including people like Steve Bannon, Matt Gaetz, Tucker Carlson and of course “President Donald J. Trump” (who will be angered by not getting full-width top billing).

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