Here at National Zero we’re really self-assured and convinced of our own greatness. And why not? More than 20,000 people in the last month decided to trust us as their Number One source in political news and those people are obviously more worthy human beings than the tens of millions who trust the bundles of sticks who run Fox News, Breitbart, Gateway Pundit, Daily Wire, Ch00-Ch00 News, and so forth. Given those numbers and the generous praise from our readers in the comments, our self-reinforcing feedback loop has never been more impervious to outside facts inconvenient to our narrative, even for matters unrelated to our sheer awesomeness. Like inflation.
See, inflation is a complicated matter, subject to fierce debate even among those who pretend to understand economics, let alone those who don’t. We prefer to blaze a different path here and blame it on a shadowy global right wing conspiracy who know that if they just cause inflation and then pretend they’re going to do something about it then it will help them politically by distracting Americans from their evil plot to overthrow democracy and install a MAGA dictatorship that will systematically dismantle civil liberties and eventually enslave racial minorities.
Democrats are putting on yet another partisan show trial to distract from what’s really happening in America. And anyone who’s been to a store realizes the number is significantly higher.
WASHINGTON (AP) — US inflation hit 8.6% over the past year, highest rate in 4 decades.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 10, 2022
It just feels right based on the reactions to the news that inflation hit 8.6% last month, the highest in 40 years. None of National Zero’s MAGA readers seemed upset so much as thrilled over the prospect of Americans’ spending power for basic necessities taking repeated hits. This in turn reduces bandwidth for the House January 6th Select Committee’s hearings exposing the truth about the attempted coup their Orange God Emperor launched a year and a half ago that left five of their own dead (Yeah, Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick was a QAnon fan).
We know who benefits from inflation: Republicans. We know who it hurts: America. We know Republicans purposely downplay the inconvenient fact that inflation is a global phenomena being experienced across every advanced economy not just here because they’re: Cunts.
The bottom line is we did our own research and it all points to Republicans and their Russian, Chinese, Saudi Arabian, Reptilian, Cuban, Venezuelan, Iranian, and Taliban allies purposely colluding to raise prices and the cause political instability necessary to gain power to realize their dream of destroying America as we know it.It’s clear as day and they cannot be allowed to win.
We’re not saying fight MAGA inflation by shoplifting the rough equivalent of 8% of your purchases from national chain retailers who donate to Republican campaigns or to siphon gas from vehicles with MAGA bumper stickers. We’re saying just be creative about how to fight back against the global right wing cabal trying to destroy the lives and livelihoods of Americans.