Democrats lose Texas House seat

Cook Political election guru Dave Wasserman has called the special election for the vacant Texas 34th Congressional District, vacated with the March resignation of Democrat Fileman Vela, Jr., who had won the seat in every election since the seat was created after the 2010 Census. Wasserman ruled that Republican Mayra Flores defeated a field led by Democrat Dan Sanchez, and Flores will top the 50% +1 vote threshold to avoid a runoff.

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