— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) July 15, 2022
Widely respected former federal prosecutor and New York City Mayor Rudolph W Giuliani on Friday shared the news he’s been honored by a trusted bedding retailer with a promotional discount code in his name that could be redeemed for savings on “Percale” Bed Sheets. The former mayor did not elaborate on the promotion, probably owing to his well-earned reputation for humility and integrity, simply tweeting the picture of the bedsheets. It’s extremely unlikely that Giuliani is receiving any sort of compensation for the promotional code as he is a wealthy and successful man who does not face any civil or criminal liabilities. The same goes for the bedding retailer’s founder, Michael Lindell, a very successful businessman. Neither of the two men are desperate for money at all.
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