Kevin McCarthy is considering launching a Select Committee to investigate the Department of Justice following the raid on the Holy Orange God Emperor’s palace, Punchbowl News reports. “I gotta talk to my members and see where we go,” McCarthy told Punchbowl, adding “We have to follow it wherever it goes.” It’s unclear if Jim Jordan was hiding behind McCarthy with a box cutter, ready to slash his puppet’s throat should he say the wrong words to the reporter.