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When does the new CARAVAN start?

Seems like a really good time for a CARAVAN. The LARGEST EVER CARAVAN should’ve started like, yesterday at the latest. Don’t the Republicans have their guys on the ground in Mexico to start a new CARAVAN? Can’t they just whip one up? Shouldn’t take that much, all you need is a couple of hundred t-shirts that say “JOE AND KAMALA LET US IN” for the people at the front of the CARAVAN to wear. Might as well get them a few “I ? ISIS” and “YO MUCHO GUSTO SOROS” shirts too.

Seriously, it would really help out Republicans right now, so what the hell are they waiting for? And it’s not like they even really need a real CARAVAN anyway. Why doesn’t Fox News just recycle some old b-roll and act like it was taken this week? It’s not like anyone’s going to call them out for faking it, and even if they do it’s not like their fans are going to give a shit what Media Matters or the Daily Beast says. Get this fucking CARAVAN started, whether it’s real or fake. They have to stop reacting to that shit with Trump stealing nuclear documents from the White House and get busy changing the subject to some made up bullshit about a giant horde of brown people coming to defile white America. We know they can do it. Let the CARAVAN-a-mania begin!

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