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Report: Trump to be reinstated Monday after JFK Jr arrives in DC

With speculation swirling about why the glorious, Greatest President Ever is unexpectedly in the DC are on Monday, we’re happy to report that it’s popcorn time because THE STORM is about to begin! Yes! You read it first here people: President Trump is going to be reinstated to his rightful office as soon as John F Kennedy Jr shows up for the re-inauguration on the steps of the Capitol.

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President-reinstate Trump even posted this on Truth Social just moments ago, confirming what we already know to be true: He’s getting ready for it now. The military will arrest false President Joe Biden, illegitimate Vice President Kamala Harris, pedophile Chief Justice John Roberts, and others when JFK Jr’s helicopter lands on the National Mall. Together they will proclaim a Great Awakening, celebrated with televised mass executions featuring special guests Attorney General Sidney Powell, Secretary of War Michael Flynn, FBI Director Kash Patel, and Queen Romana of Canada wielding the chainsaws and M2 mounted machine guns to personally execute the condemned.

Tom Hanks, Oprah, Bill Gates, Hillary, and the rest of them will be turned into human applesauce by the end of the day! They’ll be arrested at the airport if they try to flee! So get ready folks, as soon as JFK Jr shows up the fun starts! He’ll be there any minute now. Just wait libtards!

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