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Trump’s TeeVee lawyer says August search was “October surprise”

Trump’s remaining TeeVee lawyer Alina Habba–“remaining” now that his other TeeVee lawyer, Christina Bobb, has dropped out of sight after perhaps feloniously attesting that Donald Trump no longer had any classified or government documents at Mar-a-Lago–claims that the search of Trump’s Florida buffet club and fancy flophouse, Mar-a-Lago, was an “October surprise.”  The search warrant was executed in early August, nearly two months before October, but she looks good on television, which is why Trump hired the lawyer with her office down the street from his Bedminster, New Jersey golf club.

Habba, clad in what appears to be white overalls (after Labor Day!), made that claim on one of Trump’s lesser propaganda networks:  “Now the Department of Justice filed this crazy raid pretending it’s all these criminal actions because it’s around the corner to November and this is what we like to call an October surprise which we’ve seen before.”

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