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“The Cattle Ranchers, who I love, don’t understand that the only reason they are doing so well, for the first time in decades, is because I put Tariffs on cattle coming into the United States, including a 50 percent Tariff on Brazil. If it weren’t for me, they would be doing just as they’ve done for the past 20 years – Terrible! It would be nice if they would understand that, but they also have to get their prices down, because the consumer is a very big factor in my thinking, also!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, then adding “In addition to everything else, Tariffs on other Countries SAVED our Cattle Ranchers!” in a subsequent post, as if to convince himself he’s right.

Problem is that the pharmaceutical-brained fucking idiot forgot the only reason he put those tariffs on Brazil is because of the charges against his thinner and less bald mini-me Jair Bolsonaro for attempting to overturn his 2022 election loss which did jack shit to stop him from being convicted and sentenced to 27 years in prison where he’s going to rot until some right wing government comes into power and frees him. It was a political fuck you that had nothing to do with protectionism.

Considering that he can’t even understand why he punished Brazil – which is probably going to backfire by stirring up nationalism, keeping the left in power and Bolsonaro behind bars – it does not seem likely that domestic ranchers are going to understand, nice as that would be for Donald.

“Governor Gavin Newsom today announced that he will deploy the California National Guard under his command and California Volunteers on a humanitarian mission to support food banks as the federal government shutdown delays food benefits for millions of California families. In addition to the California National Guard, Governor Newsom is fast-tracking upwards of $80 million in state support ahead of funding delays triggered by the shutdown. The deployment mirrors the Governor’s action in March 2020, where the California National Guard supported food banks during the pandemic. At that time, California created an urgent force overseeing the deployment of the California National Guard, the California Service Corps, and tens of thousands of volunteers to support food bank operations during the pandemic, serving more than 800 million meals.”

“The California National Guard will not be acting as law enforcement. Service members regularly provide support to state civilian authorities, including for Governor-directed missions to support wildfire preparedness and response, tackle deadly drug trafficking, and surge medical capacity during the global COVID-19 pandemic,” says Gov Gavin Newsom’s office in a press release.

“Trump’s failure isn’t abstract – it’s literally taking food out of people’s mouths. This is serious, this is urgent – and requires immediate action. Millions of Americans rely on food benefits to feed their families, and while Republicans in Washington drag their feet, California is stepping up once again to fill in the gaps. I’m expediting state funds for food banks and directing the California National Guard and California Volunteers to help distribute this food to families. As we approach the Thanksgiving holiday, California is working to ensure CalFresh recipients don’t go hungry while food prices are spiking under President Trump,” the release then quotes Newsom throwing the usual daggers.

Well ain’t that a pickle for the Orange God Emperor. Any attempts to federalize the state’s National Guard and order them into San Francisco to stand around and take selfies with tourists will come at the expense of their mission to distribute food to needy Californians. Well played.

Last summer the New York Times reported that convicted felon President Trump’s minions were working on a grand blitz against all of their enemies using one very tenuous thread. Basically it goes like this: President Barack Obama ordered the FBI and CIA to on Trump during the 2016 campaign, planted evidence that he colluded with Russia, and all the other “hoax” shit they’ve been whining about for years to obfuscate the fact that he’s a fat fucking traitor who committed real crimes.

However, according to the Times, “Trump appointees are reluctant to present evidence to a grand jury in the District of Columbia where key decisions in the Russia investigation were made nearly a decade ago. They believe it would be nearly impossible to find sympathetic jurors in a courthouse overseen by a federal judge, James E Boasberg, whom the Trump team regards as an enemy.”

The solution? Impanel the grand jury in South Florida because the 2022 Mar-a-Lago raid was somehow connected to the “Russia hoax” and make it a RICO case to overcome the statute of limitations, have a friendlier pool of MAGA jurors, and hope that it ends up in front of Aileen Cannon.

Oh and that the Sixth Amendment of the US Constitution doesn’t get in the way since the majority of the predicate offenses would have occurred in Washington years before the Mar-a-Lago raid.

Luigi Mangione Was ‘Beaten Up’ by Gang of ‘Lady Boys’ During Wild Night Out in Thailand Months Before Killing UnitedHealthcare CEO: Report https://t.co/opvXs2tRm4

— The Gateway Pundit (@gatewaypundit) October 22, 2025

A new survey of Virginia likely voters by StateNavigate finds Dem former Delegate Jay Jones leading incumbent Attorney General Jason Miyares 50 to 45 percent, and 52 to 38 among those who already voted, all this despite the MAGA freakout over some deranged texts that Jones sent wishing death upon the children of some pro-gun Republicans after the Uvalde massacre.

Republican former New Hampshire Senator John Sununu on Wednesday officially launched a comeback bid in the Granite State, seeking to take on likely Dem nominee Congressman Chris Pappas for the seat being vacated by retiring D Senator Jeanne Shaheen, who in 2008 defeated the then-incumbent Sununu, WMUR reports. John’s younger brother Chris, who served as governor until this year, famously passed on a bid against other Dem Senator Maggie Hassan in 2022.

Unlike Chris, John has yet to embrace the Orange God Emperor out of political expedience, though he faces a more authentically MAGA primary opponent in another former Senator, Scott Brown, who won a 2010 special in Massachusetts on a fluke after Ted Kennedy died, serving until his 2012 defeat to Liz Warren. Brown then moved to New Hampshire and lost to Shaheen in 2014.

“Sununu’s past opposition to Trump is well-documented, and he said he’s not focused on seeking the president’s endorsement,” WMUR writes and lol that’s not gonna fly if he wants to win.

Petition grows to replace Super Bowl performer Bad Bunny with George Strait. https://t.co/ZfwM2mCRQE

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) October 22, 2025

“I will be withdrawing myself from Thursday’s HSGAC hearing to lead the Office of Special Counsel because unfortunately I do not have enough Republican votes at this time. I appreciate the overwhelming support that I have received throughout this process and will continue to serve President Trump and this administration to Make America Great Again!” posted Nazi sex pest Paul Ingrassia on Truth Social on Tuesday. Too bad Donna couldn’t help with this one.

Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes’s lawsuit against Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson over his refusal to swear in Dem Congresswoman-Elect Adelita Grijalva, filed Tuesday in a DC federal court, puts forth a pretty freaking solid argument that Johnson’s “refusal to promptly seat Ms Grijalva, and to treat her as a member of the House, likewise injures the State of Arizona, which is denied the number of Representatives provided for by law.” Judges, especially federal ones, are big on the law.

Even better however is the very flexible relief part: “The State and Ms Grijalva therefore request that this Court enter a declaratory judgment that (1) Ms Grijalva shall be deemed a Member of the House of Representatives once she has taken the oath prescribed by law, see 5 USC § 3331, and (2) if Speaker Johnson has not administered the oath, the oath may be administered to Ms Grijalva by any person authorized by law to administer oaths.” The upshot being that if the judge rules that way Grijalva will have been sworn in before Johnson’s lawyers even file their notice of appeal.

A Minnesota Trump fan charged with three felonies for filling out her dead mom’s ballot for the fat bastard was sentenced to read a book and write an essay about the importance of proper voting, the AP reports on white people justice. Danielle Christine Miller, 51, of Nashwauk, pleaded guilty last week to forging the ballot for her mom, also allegedly a Trump fan, who died in August 2024.

Minnesota Ninth Judicial District Judge Heidi Chandler dismissed two of the charges and sentenced Miller to three years of supervised probation, an $885 fine, to read “Thank You for Voting: The Maddening, Enlightening, Inspiring Truth About Voting in America,” by Erin Geiger Smith, and to write a 10-page paper “regarding the importance in voting in a democracy and how election fraud can undermine the voting process.” Hopefully that means handwritten so no ChatGPT cheating at least.

In June, Patchogue, New York real estate agent Donna Gallo Ingrassia took a drive from her very MAGA town on Long Island’s South Shore down to Washington, DC. Her mission, per NOTUS, was to bang loudly on the doors to the offices of House Judiciary Committee Ranking Member Jamie Raskin and House Oversight Committee Robert Garcia and let be known her exception to a letter saying “Mr Ingrassia is unfit to serve as special counsel and his nomination is insulting to the American people” that the two Democrats had sent to the Senate Homeland Security Committee.

“You may have heard of my son, Paul,” Donna said to members of Raskin’s staff when they unlocked the door and answered, the realtor and likely Virginia Slims-smoking Billy Joel fan of course referring to her Nazi sex pest spawn. Donna, a hardcore Trump fan, demanded to know why the door was locked to which the staff told her that it was due to threats against the Maryland libera. “What kind of threats?” Donna then asked, as Trump fans are wont to do with their memory-holing.

Raskin wasn’t there. Congress was out of session so he was working out of his district office, leading her to Garcia’s office – the Californian was also back in his district – where she told staff that Garcia had said “disparaging things” about her son, and she’d wanted to make sure she “could give him a piece of my mind.” Staff said she made a “sarcastic comment” and left a business card there.

Reached by text message, Donna told NOTUS she “visited both and requested a meeting and they never called me. If dialogue is one sided and no one listens to one another, without communication, how in the world can anything be accomplished? People hate and they do mot even know why they hate. Pride, jealousy, wrath, greed, sloth, envy. Deadly sins. Thank you for considering my thoughts.”

Convicted felon President Trump’s Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins on Tuesday didn’t seem too worried about hoof-and-mouth disease currently ravaging Argentinian cattle, American soybean AND cattle farmers pissed off about the regime’s willingness to help a foreign country, or having to explain it all to CNBC’s audience. She’s pretty chill with it all, unlike Wyoming Congresswoman Harriet Hageman, who reportedly is getting a lot of shit from her donors, ranchers in her state who told her that Trump’s plan to import Argentinian beef is “going to cost ranchers a lot of money.”

Neither of them held a candle to the dipshittery of the Trump voters who responded to this week’s Economist/YouGov survey which, for the first time that National Zero is aware of, split their sample and worded the same question slightly differently, A/B testing to hilarious effect. When asked “Do you approve or disapprove of the US government providing $20-40 billion in financial assistance to help stabilize Argentina’s economy?” 20 percent of respondents overall said the approve. When “US government” is replaced with “the Trump Administration” 21 percent of the other half approve.

Convicted felon President Trump has demanded the Justice Department, and thus the American taxpayers, hand him $230 million personally as recompense for the two federal criminal investigations into him for crimes that he actually committed, the New York Times reports.

“The situation has no parallel in American history, as Mr Trump, a presidential candidate, was pursued by federal law enforcement and eventually won the election, taking over the very government that must now review his claims. It is also the starkest example yet of potential ethical conflicts created by installing the president’s former lawyers atop the Justice Department,” the Times writes, trying their best to just call it what it is but still failing due to outmoded media mores.

So they outsource it to experts. “What a travesty. The ethical conflict is just so basic and fundamental, you don’t need a law professor to explain it,” said Bennett L Gershman, a legal ethics professor at Pace University School of Law, adding “And then to have people in the Justice Department decide whether his claim should be successful or not, and these are the people who serve him deciding whether he wins or loses. It’s bizarre and almost too outlandish to believe.”

Arizona Dem Congresswoman-Elect Adelita Grijalva on Tuesday told Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman that she expects that her state Attorney General Kris Mayes will file a federal lawsuit seeking to compel Speaker Mike Johnson to swear Grijalva in finally after weeks of holding out.

“Since first learning of George Santos’ actions, I’ve been at the forefront of bringing him to justice. I am proud of the work my office has done, and the – conviction achieved in partnership with the US Attorney’s office. While the office cannot comment on ongoing investigations, suffice it to say that I remain focused on prosecuting political corruption wherever it exists regardless of political affiliation,” said Nassau County DA Anne Donnelly in a statement on Tuesday.

A White House official tells Axios that convicted felon President Trump has no plans to meet with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin anytime soon, quashing the Budapest meeting the fat bastard wanted. “There are no plans for President Trump to meet with President Putin in the immediate future,” a spokesworm said, confirming the Trump and Putin regimes were too far apart on Ukraine.

In a letter that leads with the usual bullshit before admitting that Dems are right about this, thirteen vulnerable House Republicans on Tuesday urged Speaker Mike Johnson to cave and allow a vote on extending the Affordable Care Act subsidies to hit the floor, more than enough support to pass it.

“We write to thank you for your strong leadership during this government shutdown and to underscore the urgent need to pass a short-term continuing resolution so the government can reopen. Every day the shutdown continues to hurt the very people we were elected to serve, including the men and women of our Armed Forces, the federal law enforcement officers who keep our communities safe, the agents who defend our nation’s borders, and the public servants who provide essential services to veterans, seniors, and families. Keeping the government closed helps no one and undermines the safety and stability of our country. We also firmly believe that the government funding debate is not the time or place to address healthcare issues. Using the shutdown as leverage to force that debate only prolongs the harm and distracts from the immediate task of reopening the government,” the letter opens with before getting to the actual point…

“Once the government is reopened, however, we should immediately turn our focus to the growing crisis of healthcare affordability and the looming expiration of the enhanced Affordable Care Act (ACA) premium tax credits. Millions of Americans are facing drastic premium increases due to short-sighted Democratic policymaking. While we did not create this crisis, we now have both the responsibility and the opportunity to address it. Allowing these tax credits to lapse without a clear path forward would risk real harm to those we represent. Nevertheless, we must chart a conservative path that protects working families in our districts across the country who rely on these credits,” and THERE IT IS. THAT’S WHERE THEY ADMITS DEMS ARE RIGHT ABOUT THIS.

Only about 22 percent of the applicants for FEMA disaster assistance after the July 4th floods that ravaged Kerr County, Texas have been deemed eligible to get financial help so far, the Texas Tribune reports on another failure by the Trump Regime to help even its own voters when they’ve suffered.

Nearly four months after the cataclysmic flood that left at least 117 dead in Kerr alone – including 27 campers and counselors at the Camp Mystic Christian sleepaway camp for girls – 1,749, or less than half the 3,228 applications have made it past the eligibility review stage as of October 11th. Of those, only 709 were deemed eligible while 775 were denied, many of whom had stopped responding or withdrew. The 22 percent rate is significantly below the 39 percent pre-2025 average.