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If you credit Quinnipiac University Polling Institute‘s final survey of New Jersey’s likely voters before Tuesday’s big gubernatorial election then you can be rest easy feeling like Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill has this in the bag over Jack Shittarelli Ciattarelli. QU finds the Dem holding a pretty solid enough 51 to 44 lead over the Republican – with a pair of third-party scrubs crowding that gap at 1 percent each, putting Sherill’s lead closer to 8 percent among the voters that actually matter.

Not the most comfortable of leads because the 3.8 percent margin of error swings both ways and from there it wouldn’t take a much larger error for Ciattarelli to pull an upset at these numbers.

However, if you’re a horserace circlejerker or a fucking chode like Scott Presler, you just LOVE this morning’s Emerson/The Hill survey putting Sherrill at 49 to Ciattarelli’s 48 percent. God bless Emerson for knowing their audience and delivering them the fap material they demand.

Failed Trump assassin Ryan Routh on Thursday asked Florida MAGA Judge Alieen Cannon to sentence him to do his no doubt lengthy time in a federal prison located in a state where assisted suicide is legal, thereby ensuring that Routh will be imprisoned in a state other than California, Colorado, Delaware, Hawaii, Maine, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, Oregon, Vermont, or Washington. Cannon may in fact take it a step further and order the Bureau of Prisons to keep Routh locked in a coffin naked with his head restrained 24 hours a day just to be on the safe side.

That lede risking giving the extremist jurist ideas out of the way, it’s a pretty much a non-starter as federal prisoners are statutorily prohibited from using any public funds for assisted suicide. There’s also that, unless it’s in Vermont or Oregon, he would need to be an established resident of the state, which is probably kind of a pain in the ass for a federal inmate to do. Lastly, he also needs to be diagnosed with a terminal illness to qualify. So maybe Ry should’ve done some research on this first before making the big ask of Judge Jackboots, who will consider it when prolonging his suffering.

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline in the United States is available 24 hours a day, seven days a week at 1-800-273-8255 or 988. Please call or text if you need to talk to someone.

Asked by Fox Newsidiot Maria Bartiromo to respond to outrage over the Trump Administration’s $40 billion bailout of Argentina, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on Thursday defended the spending as necessary to ensure that friendly officials remain in power in the nation so that it stays viable as an option for them should he and other top leaders need to get set up somewhere else and quickly.

Bessent did not say this outright, however it’s an easy inference to make given the vast South American nation’s historical position as a refuge for members of a certain party that abruptly found themselves no longer welcome in their home country after things went south – pun intended.

Ensuring that Argentina remains politically and economically stable will in turn make their leadership more amenable in the future to reciprocating the favor in the form of modest housing, a low-profile menial job at say, a tire manufacturing plant, and passports that identify them as Argentine-born individuals who have never set foot in the US let alone ever even heard of a “Scott Bessent.”

Should the need arise, of course. Contingency planning is a must-have habit for those successful in politics and government, as sometimes your “Final Solution” isn’t really that final and you’re going to need to make yourself scarce in a hurry. Even then you’re going to want to stay scarce, just in case some folks come looking to throw you on a plane so they can show you how a noose works.

Numerous reports over the years have together corroborated that Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro lives on an army base and sleeps inside of a bunker rather than in the traditional presidential Palacio de Miraflores like past leaders of the socialist South American country did.

The arrangement was first revealed in 2017 when Venezuelan journalist Vladimir Kislinger revealed Maduro uses a bunker in the Special Unit for Security and Protection of State Personalities (UESPPE) within Caracas’s Fort Tiuna for protection against potential military uprisings or aerial attacks. Spanish newspaper El Español reported in 2017 that top Maduro regime officials including then-Vice President El Aissami, ministers, and cabinet members live in secure residences within the military compound, benefiting from military protection, unrestricted food supplies from the Armed Forces food center, and healthcare access. The reasons for this are self-evident: The Maduro regime lords over a country riven by bloody criminal violence and grinding poverty they’ve done nothing to meaningfully improve – arguably even exacerbated – and the only real way for them to remain safe from the rabble is to be surrounded by hundreds, maybe thousands, of armed troops at all times.

In completely unrelated news, the Atlantic reports that Trump Reichsmarchall Stephen Miller, dog-murdering Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, binge-drinking date rapist “War” Secretary Pete Hegseth, below-average-height Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Army Secretary Dan Driscoll, and “another senior White House official, whom The Atlantic is not naming because of security concerns related to a specific foreign threat,” are all living on various military installations in and around DC rather than spending their own money renting or buying private housing.

A Kissimmee, Florida Trump fan is facing five years in prison on a single count of transmitting a threat to kill in interstate commerce after he lost patience with an automated phone bot at US Customs and Immigration Services while trying to get papers for his Colombian fiancee, telling the bot he’d torch the White House and kill ICE agents, the Independent reports, with copious detail on the man’s support for the regime’s extremist immigration policy. When it’s directed at other people.

Per the affidavit, self-employed BMW repair specialist Tristen Elijah Giroux, 30, commanded the bot to transfer him “to a customer service representative. Stupid bitch… Transfer me to a representative, dumb cunt bitch,” during the October 24th call, the total wait time of which was not disclosed.

Failing to have his inquiry escalated to a live person, Giroux then escalated his outburst on the recorded line with “I’m gonna burn down the White House. I’m gonna go choke out every ICE member I see. Kill them all.” Big Brother was listening and FBI agents showed up to arrest Giroux the very next day. The registered Republican voter confessed immediately, but offered that he was really on their side because he was “disgusted” by anti-ICE protests he had seen on TikTok. At the same time he’d been enraged over the process to bring his fiancee in from Colombia – which was already Kafkaesque a year ago before Giroux’s Orange Fuhrer and Goebbels reincarnate Stephen Miller returned to power and deliberately bricked it. Just like Giroux had voted for them to do.

From a Tuesday press release making plain the Trump Regime’s plans to undo the Biden Administration’s requirements that airlines compensate passengers fucked over needlessly with onerous delays and extra fees: “Today, Senator Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) and 17 Senate colleagues urged the DOT to reconsider its decision to roll back consumer protections for airline passengers that built on the bipartisan FAA Reauthorization Act. Specifically, Trump’s Department of Transportation (DOT) is rolling back protections created by the Biden administration that would require airlines to compensate passengers for flight delays and cancellations and provide consumers transparent information upfront about the costs of ancillary plane ticket fees. DOT’s actions to roll back these protections would make American families vulnerable to excessive travel costs.”

“Last year, Congress acted to protect the flying public from airline-caused disruptions and surprise costs. The law guaranteed the right to a hassle-free refund for passengers when flights are cancelled or significantly delayed regardless of cause. The law also required airlines to have policies in place to compensate passengers for significant flight disruptions within an airline’s control, and be transparent about fees – such as baggage fees or change fees – that they charge consumers,” the Dems wrote in their letter to former MTV Real World cast member and Fox News host Sean Duffy.

“The regulations recently targeted by the Department build upon the consumer protection framework established under the law. This is a common-sense proposal: when an airline’s mistake imposes unanticipated costs on families, the airline should try to remedy the situation by providing accommodations to consumers and helping cover their costs,’ they continued. ‘By cancelling this rulemaking, the Department is actively foregoing an easy solution to foster consumer confidence and address the problem of unaffordable travel for many families,” the letter continued.

The final Emerson College/The Hill/Pix 11 survey of New York City voters finds disgraced former state Governor Andrew Cuomo leading Republican mayoral nominee Curtis Sliwa 24 to 21 percent, making for a tight race between the two with under a week to go until the big day.

Another 4 percent of respondents were undecided and with the margin of error at 3.8 percent the colorful vigilante and former AM radio host could very realistically overtake Cuomo.

The survey also found Democratic nominee Zohran Mamdani receiving 50 percent support.

Thinking of some new plates for my Hummer… pic.twitter.com/6bHMVxyFY0

— L. Louise Lucas (@SenLouiseLucas) October 30, 2025

In case the joke is lost on you here’s a hint: Virginia has 11 congressional districts.

“Worked really hard, 24/7, took in Trillions of Dollars, and Chuck Schumer said trip was ‘a total dud,’ even though he knows it was a spectacular success. Words like that are almost treasonous!” posted the thin-skinned baby on Thursday. An actual shot back at Schumer might’ve helped make it sound a little less whiny and clearly wounded by a guy who’s supposed to be a non-entity.

In what Punchbowl News calls a “shocking development” Democrats and Republicans on Ohio’s bipartisan redistricting commission on Wednesday struck a deal that will slightly adjust the borders of two blue-held districts to make them a little more competitive, a third to make it less competitive, and leave another two held by Dem Congresswomen Shontel Brown and Joyce Beatty pretty safe.

The seats currently held by Republicans Max Miller, Mike Carey, and Mike Turner will also remain theoretically winnable by Dems. In the larger picture it’s yet another setback for convicted felon President Trump’s campaign of stacking the deck to hang onto the House GOP majority after a similar dead end in New Hampshire and still-uncertain gains in Missouri and Indiana – in the latter Governor Mike Braun this week called a special session to increase pressure on the Republican holdouts in the state Senate to obey the Orange Allah’s holy commands. “I am calling a special legislative session to protect Hoosiers from efforts in other states that seek to diminish their voice in Washington and ensure their representation in Congress is fair,” the cunt said in his announcement.

Meanwhile Maryland Dems aren’t on the same page with their mission to kill the lone GOP district in their state held by Freedom Caucasians chair Andy Harris, while in New York a new lawsuit seeks to get a judge to butcher the south Brooklyn/Staten Island district held by dishonest and dislikeable MAGA Congresswoman Nicole Malliotakis. For now at least the Dems have pretty much offset the fat bastard’s map-rigging push but next year could bring a new wave of gains for the fascist empire.

Convicted felon President Trump on Thursday emerged from a meeting with Chinese dictator Xi Jingping jubilant after having been worked in some way or another and announced that the tariffs on the country’s exports to the United States had been reduced to 47 percent from who even remembers what they were, shit is still more expensive, the Washington Post reports

Vice President Neckbeard already whiffed after being asked “Do you think it is a conflict of interest for Miriam Adelson to give millions of dollars to his campaign and then Trump have pro-Israel policies?” by some student. “If you’re asking, do I think the president has a conflict of interest? No, I do not. The President is America first through and through…” Jaydee’s reponse went.

Convicted felon President Trump’s minions are considering holding their 2026 midterm convention in Las Vegas, the Wall Street Journal reports on a great moneymaking opportunity for Donald.

A very strange, aberrant woman – whose appearance and affect give the impression her age is about half her actual 33 or 34 years – served as a polymathic go-to on the fields of elections and healthcare policy whilst being billed as a “podcast host” on Wednesday. Viewers were no doubt left estimably dumber and possibly nauseated by the woman’s disquietingly robotic cadence.

After placing on leave two DC Assistant US Attorneys who accurately described Obama assassination attempt defendant Taylor Taranto as a Capitol insurrectionist and convicted felon President Trump as having posted a link to a newsletter with the address of the 44th president’s DC home shortly before the attempt, US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro’s more loyal lieutenants on Tuesday pulled it from the docket and submitted a new version with those sore spots scrubbed, Lawfare’s Roger Parloff reports. Thank you for ignoring certain elements of this matter.

“Former FBI Agent Walter Giardina is a DIRTY COP! He should be, along with Deranged Jack Smith, the sinister team of Lisa Monaco and Andrew Weissmann, Liddle’ Jay Bratt, Norm Eisen and his FAKE Charity, CREW, Christopher Wray, Merrick Garland, Thomas Windom, who dreamt up the corrupt J-6 Witch Hunt, should be investigated, immediately. They are a disgrace to our Nation. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, throwing a tantrum over God knows what the fuck latest circlejerk just came up in right wing media.

This of course is in direct tension with what Americans were told last week by House Administration Committee chair Bryan Steil, who proclaimed the House Oversight Dems would be prohibited from “doxing” ICE agents with a tracker. That was a lie but either way the point was that it could potentially put ICE agents in danger of retribution from angry leftist Antifa terrorists blah blah blah.

The fat bastard then posted “South Korea has agreed to pay the USA 350 Billion Dollars for a lowering of the Tariff’s charged against them by the United States. Additionally, they have agreed to buy our Oil and Gas in vast quantities, and investments into our Country by wealthy South Korean Companies and Businessmen will exceed 600 Billion Dollars. Our Military Alliance is stronger than ever before and, based on that, I have given them approval to build a Nuclear Powered Submarine, rather than the old fashioned, and far less nimble, diesel powered Submarines that they have now. A great trip, with a great Prime Minister!” which lied about who paid the tariffs on South Korean exports (American consumers), is almost certainly full of shit about the “wealthy South Korean companies and businessmen,” and misidentified South Korean President Lee Jae-muyng’s office.

Punchbowl News’s Andrew Desiderio reports he had “never” seen Senate Majority Leader John Thune get as angry as he did about 30 minutes ago over the SNAP funding bill, “screaming” at New Mexico Dem Benny Ray Lujan over what Thune called “a cynical attempt for political cover,” leading Lujan to deem it a “breach of decorum” in response. Guess you’d be mad too if the other party forced you on the record on whether you want needy families and children nationwide to go hungry.

Rio de Janeiro activist Raulii Santiago was mad enough when police officials announced they had bagged and tagged around 60 suspected members of a drug gang in a massive Tuesday raid on the neighborhoods of Penha and Complexo de Alemao. “We saw executed people: shot in the back, shots to the head, stab wounds, people tied up. This level of brutality, the hatred spread – there’s no other way to describe it except as a massacre,” Santiago told the Associated Press on Wednesday.

That was before Rio state police secretary Felipe Curi revised the toll up to 115 after saying another few dozen bodies had been located after the operation involving over 2,500 cops and soldiers had ended. Four cops were also killed in the raid, which cuffed at least 118 still-living suspects and seized 93 rifles and more than half a ton of drugs from the gang known as the “Red Command.”