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Disney uncancels Jimmy Kimmel’s show

“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday,” said Disney/ABC in a statement on Monday.

Wow. Trump and his fanboys are going to have an even bigger shit fit after this one.

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Treasury sanctions Brazilian Justice De Moraes’s wife

“Today, the US Department of the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) is sanctioning the Lex Instituto de Estudos Juridicos LTDA (Lex Institute) for its support to Brazilian Supreme Federal Court (STF) justice Alexandre de Moraes (de Moraes). De Moraes was designated by OFAC on July 30, 2025, for using his position to authorize arbitrary pre-trial detentions and suppress freedom of expression in Brazil. Also designated today is Viviane Barci de Moraes (Viviane), de Moraes’ wife, who serves as the head of the Lex Institute,” says a US Treasury press release.

“‘Alexandre de Moraes is responsible for an oppressive campaign of censorship, arbitrary detentions, and politicized prosecutions – including against former President Jair Bolsonaro,’ said Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent. ‘Today’s action makes clear that Treasury will continue to target individuals who provide material support to de Moraes as he abuses human rights.’ Today’s action is being taken pursuant to Executive Order (EO) 13818, which builds upon and implements the Global Magnitsky Human Rights Accountability Act and targets perpetrators of serious human rights abuse around the world,” the press release continued and now’s a good time to remind readers Bolsonaro literally plotted to kill Alexandre De Moraes after he lost his reelection bid to Luiz Lula in 2022.

Also this is why your coffee’s expensive. Because Trump has a hard-on for Lula and De Moraes.

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You’ll never guess what kind of internet porn anti-trans MAGA Republican Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Bill Berrien is into

Hint: Former Navy SEAL and CEO of some industrial concern you’ve never heard of Bill Berrien’s campaign ads in the Wisconsin GOP gubernatorial primary feature him saying “take it from a dad and a coach, I will keep boys out of our daughters’ sports and locker rooms,” while another praises convicted felon President Trump for “protecting our daughters’ sports” from trans athletes.

This is a tough one. You’re going to have to think really hard here, even with that hint.

YES! It’s trans porn! The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel tracked down Berrien’s account on blogging platform Medium and found that, among others, the family values conservative follows a performer named “Jiz Lee,” lol. The Journal-Sentinel goes on to mention that Berrien also follows Octavio Morrison, author of posts headlined “7 Types of Orgasmic Sensations” and “3 Terrible Reasons to Have a Threesome” and Emma Austin, who calls herself “a wholesome perv with a touch of whimsy” and posted items such as “Pegging is A-OK,” and “I Love Getting Jackhammered.”

“Not your typical men’s health magazine headlines,” the Journal-Sentinel notes dryly.

Berrien also upvoted posts headlined “My Husband Loves Watching Me Flirt With Another Man” and a post by Lee, self-billed as a “queer, trans, non-binary adult performer,” on “ethical porn.” The MAGA Republican’s campaign claims that Berrien had no idea Lee is trans. Guess it isn’t “fake news.”

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Would-be Trump assassin’s defense lasts like an hour or two

Ryan Routh, the self-represented defendant in last year’s second major assassination attempt against convicted felon President Trump, rested his case after calling three witnesses Monday morning, two of whom testified to his character and the third a firearms expert who ABC News reports had difficulty following Routh’s line of questioning about whether the gun – a Chinese knockoff of an AK-47 – would’ve actually been able to hit Trump from Routh’s position.

The case will now go to closing arguments after which Routh will in all likelihood be convicted and then personally executed by Judge Aileen Cannon in the courtroom, possibly Saudi Arabian style.

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Mamdani pulls out of ABC town hall after Kimmel cancelation

Leftist New York City all-but-Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani will pull out of a Thursday night town hall event hosted by New York City’s Disney-owned ABC affiliate WABC in protest of the mega-corporation’s caving to the Trump Reich by canceling Jimmy Kimmel’s show, AMNewYork reports.

“ABC pulled Jimmy Kimmel off the air after the FCC sought to pressure them. The message that it sends to each and every American across this country is a message the First Amendment is no longer a right that can be counted on, but rather that it is government which will determine what should and should not be discussed, what can and cannot be spoken. And we cannot normalize these kinds of acts nor offenses. These must be the basis upon which we act,” said Mamdani.

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Nancy Mace being awfully circumspect with Cory Mills

Circumspect by Mace’s standards. The tweet inside the tweet is Mills defending himself in direct response to Mace’s campaign of online harassment against him apparently started when he voted against her censure of Ilhan Omar because Mills himself was facing censure. What’s interesting though is how Crazy Nancy’s raging at her fellow Republican for valor theft – which of course should be disqualifying but it’s muddy and in any case is kind of the least of among his sins – and not her raison d’etre like abuse of women and revenge porn. Almost like she doesn’t want to kick up too much dust and “start a conversation” that could, you know, make her Dear Leader look bad.

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“The first step is that Eric Adams has to get the fuck out of this race”

Former Obama campaign pollster Cornell Belcher, who recently joined disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo’s all-but doomed mayoral bid tells New York Magazine that there is a path for Cuomo to win. Not a big one. “I am not going to blow smoke. It is a narrow path,” said Belcher, whose nickname could be Corn Belcher, adding “But I haven’t worked for a candidate in the past decade who didn’t have a narrow path to victory,” but not naming which ones actually won.

“There is very much a path here for us,” another Cuomo minion said. “But the first step is that Eric Adams has to get the fuck out of this race.” Referencing Adams’ constant back-and-forth, New York Magazine dryly notes that “It doesn’t help that the Cuomo campaign’s multipronged approach rests on something happening that keeps not happening, despite constant rumors that it might.”

The rest of the plan goes that it’ll bring in a shit ton of money because donors will see a non-Zohran Mamdani candidate as more viable and then something something the MAGA people will turn against Curtis Sliwa because he and convicted felon President Trump don’t really like each other.

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Moonies leader facing arrest in South Korea bribery investigation

The consequences for ousted former South Korean President Yoon Suk-Yeol’s fucking stupid December 2024 decision to impose martial law based on some bullshit he saw on YouTube continued to reverberate Monday as Han Hak-ja, the 82 year-old widow of the country’s very culty Church of the Unification – aka the Moonies – faces the clink in an investigation into allegations she bribed Yoon’s wife, now-jailed Kim Keon Hee, with handbags and jewelry, Reuters reports.

Han, called “True Mother” by followers, was married to Unification Church founder Moon Sun-Myung until his death in 2012. The Moonies’ tentacles reach deep into right wing parties across the globe, most notably in the US where their hardcore MAGA gun fetishist local branch run by one of Moon’s sons is called the Church of the Iron Rod and in Japan where former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was blown away with a homemade shotgun in 2022 by a man who blamed Abe’s thrall to the Moonies for his mother’s financial ruin to the cult’s extortionate tithing, leading to their dissolution by Tokyo.

Nowhere else is that less true than in their home country and as such South Korean President Lee Jae-Myung might want to tread carefully when dealing with the leader of a cult whose adherents number in the millions – especially when that leader is a frail 82 year-old woman who showed up to court in a wheelchair. You don’t need to be in a cult to at least recognize those sort of optics can be risky. Then there’s that the Iron Rod church sent at least 80 of theirs to the Capitol on January 6th, 2021. Who knows what they’re going to do in South Korea if their “True Mother” is locked up? Lee should be looking at how the Japanese government wiped the Moonies out systematically as his model instead of parading an old lady’s scalp over some chickenshit bribery charges.

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Singapore to execute someone’s guy on Thursday

Singaporean officials on Sunday announced that they’re going to hang someone’s guy on Thursday, the South China Morning Post reports. The guy, who was able to get heroin and other stuff if you had his number, stopped dealing in 2011 because the cops found him with 45 grams of the shit.

Someone’s friend’s cousin Datchinamurthy Kataiah, 39, will be the tenth convict taken to the gallows at Changi Prison in the southeast Asian city-state year-to-date 2025, the eighth for drugs.

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DCCC outraises NRCC in August

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee pulled in $7.1 million during August, handily beating the NRCC’s $4 million month total, Punchbowl News reports, adding that the Dems also beat the Republicans in the Senate but at a smaller $5.6 million to $4.7 million gap.

The two congressional campaign committees are doing better relative to Republicans than the DNC itself which, although its $11 million was nearly on par with the RNC’s $11.1 million haul, the Donk party’s deep in a hole at $14.9 million cash on hand versus main Republicans’ $83.9 million.

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Turning Point asshole claims Kirk memorial most attended in history

Well maybe the 12+ hour MAGA campaign event on Sunday “the largest memorial in known history,” if known encompasses Tyler Bowyer’s knowledge and he deliberately avoided expanding said knowledge by taking about 10 seconds to have Grok check into that for him. “The claimed 100 million viewers is substantial but aligns with or is slightly below figures for [Princess] Diana (2.5 billion) or Pope John Paul II (2 billion). Modern streaming likely inflated Kirk’s numbers, but without verified data (eg, from Nielsen or YouTube analytics), it’s hard to confirm it exceeds these precedents,” the sometimes problematic chatbot said in response to Bowyer’s claim.

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Brazilian lefties turn out big against Bolsonaro amnesty bill

Brazilians in all 26 of the country’s states – over 80,000 of them in the two largest cities of Sao Paulo and Rio De Janeiro alone – turned out Sunday in protest of a bill introduced by right wing legislators that would both pardon convicted felon former President Jair Bolsonaro and his allies as well as make it harder to arrest or launch criminal proceedings against lawmakers, the AP reports.

Missing from that article however is the likelihood that the bill will actually pass Brazil’s Senate – the lower House did pass it on Tuesday of last week – then pass judicial review and get enacted and that is effectively none. The protests, which were unusually large for a left-wing demonstration in the country, were more of a preventative outcry than anything reactive to potential amnesty for Bolsonaro and the rest of the fucking assholes that went all MAGA after he lost in 2022.

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“Tiger King” associate dead of tiger-itis

A man who did business with “viral” Netflix documentary douchebag “Tiger King” Joe Exotic died Saturday after suddenly coming down with a severe case of tiger-itis during a live performance with one of the massive predatory cats at the Growler Pines Tiger Preserve in Oklahoma, CNN reports.

Ryan Easley, who purchased several tigers from Joe Exotic, “lost his life in an accident involving a tiger under his care,” the preserve said in a Facebook post expressing their “sorrow” that an animal feared for its ability to easily kill a human easily killed a human in front of paying onlookers.

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Maybe this is going too far

“Unleash this monster and one day it will come for you. And you’ll have no principle to credibly invoke in protest when it does. You’ll be left with nothing more than lame and craven pleading that your friends do not deserve the same treatment as your enemies. Force, not principle, will be the sole factor deciding the outcome,” insufferable wiener Glenn Greenwald wrote in a scathing rant about the cancelation of New York Times contributor and Niskanen fellow Will Wilkinson after he joked on Twitter that Joe Biden should have Mike Pence hanged if he wanted to unify the country.

That was in late January 2021, during a pretty low point for MAGA world – and the start of their long and grueling road back to power. A milestone on that road was Greenwald blocking National Zero on Twitter for mocking the 20 year-ish age gap between him and his (now-deceased) husband.

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Surprise! No link between Tyler Robinson, leftist groups

Three federal law enforcement sources tell NBC News that, to the surprise of no one, Charlie Kirk’s assassin Tyler Robinson was a lone wolf and had no links to any leftist groups. “Every indication so far is that this was one guy who did one really bad thing because he found Kirk’s ideology personally offensive,” said one of the sources. Anonymously, of course, just because just acknowledging that someone found Kirk offensive would’ve been a fireable breach of regime’s rules.

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Markwayne whatabout his way through CNN hit: Live updates

Cornered by CNN’s Dana Bash on Sunday on convicted felon President Trump’s lawless reign, Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin went with old “whatabout” dodge to get himself out of the jam, running out the clock on the segment after using another signature Congressional Republican move: telling Bash that Trump is very open and honest with the American people when he’s being a fascist.

Other bullshit from Sunday below:

Stay tuned and try to stay sober.

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Carney, Albanese, and Starmer sign recognitions of Palestine

“Effective today, Sunday the 21st of September 2025, the Commonwealth of Australia formally recognises the independent and sovereign State of Palestine. In doing so, Australia recognises the legitimate and long held aspirations of the people of Palestine to a state of their own. Australia’s recognition of Palestine today, alongside Canada and the United Kingdom, is part of a co-ordinated international effort to build new momentum for a two-state solution, starting with a ceasefire in Gaza and the release of the hostages taken in the atrocities of October 7, 2023. Today’s act of recognition reflects Australia’s longstanding commitment to a two-state solution, which has always been the only path to enduring peace and security for the Israeli and the Palestinian peoples. The international community has set out clear requirements for the Palestinian Authority,” says the official announcement from the office of the Prime Minister of Australia.

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