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Remember that article from like six hours ago about the Republican primary for the December 2nd special election to replace now-former Congressman Mark Green in Tennessee’s 7th District and how there were 19 candidates? Well 18 of them just wasted their time because convicted felon President Trump just posted “It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot Matt Van Epps, who is running to represent the Great People of Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District. A West Point Graduate, and Combat Decorated Army Helicopter Pilot, Matt knows the WISDOM and COURAGE” and blah blah blah, showering Van Epps’s face with his golden glory.

It’d be one thing if it was Van Epps vs like one other guy with a lot of local connections and money and Van Epps was some sex pest and so on. Then MAYBE it’d still be a race. But the reality is that it is a 99 point something percent certainty that the fat fuck just screwed over 18 local Republicans who might’ve had a shot if he had just stayed the hell out of it until after next Tuesday.

Bet you’re going to be REALLY stumped by this one but Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Treasurer Brandon Beach handed the Wall Street Journal’s Brian Schwartz a first draft of a design for the $1 commemorative coin celebrating America’s 250th birthday saying “1776 to 2026.”

Can you guess which president it is?

A new KFF survey finds that, after actually being informed of what the ACA subsidies are and that this is why the Dems forced a shutdown, 78 percent of respondents support extending them.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime did a 180 on previous plans to yank $187 million – just under half of that meant for the NYPD – in federal counterterrorism funds from law enforcement in New York State after pressure from both Dems and Republicans, the New York Times reports.

“The cuts, which represented the largest federal defunding of police operations in New York in decades, were made by the Department of Homeland Security, without the approval of President Trump, White House officials said,” the Times writes in their article, which does not also say who made that decision and why they haven’t been fired immediately because President Trump LOVES the police (and shows up at the white ones’ funerals), unlike the Dems, who want them defunded.

“Hamas has been a ruthless and violent threat, for many years, in the Middle East! They have killed (and made lives unbearably miserable), culminating with the October 7th MASSACRE, in Israel, babies, woman, children, old people, and many young men and women, boys and girls, getting ready to celebrate their future lives together. As retribution for the October 7th attack on civilization, more than 25,000 Hamas ‘soldiers’ have already been killed. Most of the rest are surrounded and MILITARILY TRAPPED, just waiting for me to give the word, ‘GO,’ for their lives to be quickly extinguished. As for the rest, we know where and who you are, and you will be hunted down, and killed. I am asking that all innocent Palestinians immediately leave this area of potentially great future death for safer parts of Gaza. Everyone will be well cared for by those that are waiting to help.”

“Fortunately for Hamas, however, they will be given one last chance! Great, powerful, and very rich Nations of the Middle East, and the surrounding areas beyond, together with the United States of America, have agreed, with Israel signing on, to PEACE, after 3000 years, in the Middle East. THIS DEAL ALSO SPARES THE LIVES OF ALL REMAINING HAMAS FIGHTERS! The details of the document are known to the WORLD, and it is a great one for ALL! We will have PEACE in the Middle East one way or the other. The violence and bloodshed will stop. RELEASES THE HOSTAGES, ALL OF THEM, INCLUDING THE BODIES OF THOSE THAT ARE DEAD, NOW! An Agreement must be reached with Hamas by Sunday Evening at SIX (6) PM, Washington, DC. time. Every Country has signed on! If this LAST CHANCE agreement is not reached, all HELL, like no one has ever seen before, will break out against Hamas. THERE WILL BE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONE WAY OR THE OTHER,” posted convicted felon President Trump, going back into genocide mode because Netanyahu bribed him or threatened to release the tapes that Jeffrey Epstein gave to the Mossad or something.

“At about 8:09 pp, PPB Dialogue Officers (DLOs) observed two men fighting near the ICE building driveway. The DLOs called in additional resources and officers were responding when the fight ended following one participant being knocked to the ground. He did not lose consciousness and never requested medical help. Both involved were detained by federal law enforcement and were later released. Neither party indicated they wanted to make a police report. PPB continued to monitor the situation and responded after seeing additional fights break out. At about 11:16 pp, RRT moved in and arrested three people were arrested and all booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center (MCDC) on charges of Disorderly Conduct in the Second Degree: Angela Davis, 49, of Vernonia, Oregon, Nicholas Sortor, 27, of Washington, DC, Son Mi Yi, 43, of Portland.”

“PPB will continue to monitor protest activity. While PPB’s role is public safety and supporting constitutionally protected activity, part of our role is to address criminal acts. Officers may be seen in a larger group to make targeted arrests for specific crimes committed. PPB members may also investigate crimes and conduct follow-up investigations into criminal activity later and will forward cases to the Multnomah County District Attorney for prosecution when feasible. As a reminder, just because arrests are not made at the scene, when tensions are high, that does not mean that people are not being charged with crimes later,” says a Portland Police Bureau press release.

An air force base in eastern Belgium went on high alert Thursday night as at least several drones of unknown origin entered the restricted area, just around the same time as a more widely-reported incursion into Munich, Germany’s international airport, halting air traffic, CBS News reports.

A Belgian official familiar with the matter confirmed to CBS that drones had been sighted over Elsenborn military base, on which only their forces are stationed though other installations in the country host personnel from the US and other NATO members. The official did not have an exact count though they’re working to review their data. Also unclear is why somebody didn’t at least just try to shoot one of the fucking things down to recover it for examination and find its provenance.

It can’t be that sophisticated if it’s Russian and only a bit more so if it’s Chinese. And if it isn’t one of them then it’s something else and “drone” is just the official placeholder explanation. Wouldn’t be the first time conventional manmade aircraft took the blame for certain occurrences in Belgium.

Credit to Reddit user -Badger3- for posting this on Wednesday, right before early voting in the primary ended on Thursday. WKRN then ran a story about the mailers and haven’t been able to get to the bottom of who sent it. Tennessee GOP chair Scott Golden was running as far away from it as he could, telling the station “We’ve had a few calls to the office regarding the mailer… It wasn’t coming from the Tennessee Republican Party, even though it certainly referenced us… It was done with an Austin [Texas] postmark,” adding “We’re not going to be sitting around trying to figure out who’s voted and who’s not voted. We never color outside those lines during the election process, so I mean, clearly, in this case, somebody has; and if you’ve broken the law, I think you should be held accountable.” Stop laughing that a state GOP chair would say that last bit. He thinks he’s serious.

Anyway there’s been some murmuring about this special in Tennessee’s 7th, even though now-former Congressman/most likely still currently into boning women his daughter’s age dude Mark Green won it by 21 percent last year, murmurs that it may not exactly be safe. That Jeff Yass shitbag went and pumped $10 million into some PAC with bailiwick the seat just two days after Green had announced his resignation but weeks before he’d actually effected it in July, setting off this primary.

Russ “MAGAlbert Speer” Vought on Friday announced the Trump Regime was pulling $2.1 billion in congressionally-appropriated funds “specifically the Red Line Extension and the Red and Purple Modernization Project” adding that the move is to “ensure funding is not flowing via race-based contracting” as though he actually needed to state any kind of made-up bullshit reason for it.

Dems need to add this to the list of demands to end the shutdown. Specifically naming Vought ambassador to Palau and handing the debit card back to Congress. No more of this shit.

Sources tell the Wall Street Journal that convicted felon President Trump and his minions are, somewhat surprisingly, actually cognizant that the Obamacare subsidies they stupidly killed off in the Big Beautiful Piece of Shit they rammed through in July are a real political liability even while they lie their way through this shutdown that Dems started specifically to force their restoration.

“It has the potential to be a significant issue,” Republican strategist Whit Ayres told the Journal, adding “whether it becomes one or not depends upon the course of the election,” whatever the hell that means. He almost makes it sound like the party has no agency in this, that they’re subject to the whims of Neptune and the forces that swirl in his abyssal dominion or something like that. Or that the MAGA GOP are just pussies who cannot knowingly make themselves look feckless and weak by giving Dems exactly what they want, even when it is very much in Republicans’ interest to do so.

Forget about regular people’s best interests. Republicans don’t give a shit about that woke garbage.

A statue depicting convicted felon President Trump and his now-deceased sex-trafficker pal Jeffrey Epstein holding hands and skipping merrily reappeared on DC’s National Mall in front of the Capitol this week following its unceremonious September 24th removal, NBC News reports.

The statue, titled “Best Friends Forever,” and featuring a plaque reading “In honor of friendship month, we celebrate the long-standing bond between President Donald J Trump and his closest friend Jeffrey Epstein,” was installed by a group called “The Secret Handshake.” The first time it was installed was via a lawful permit filed with and granted by the National Park Service – who then said they’d yanked it over some red tape-y “compliance” reason – but it’s not clear what if anything about the statue has been changed or if there’s even been a permit granted for its return to the spot.

These guys are just fucking weird. It’s weirder than it is trollish, insulting, ball-spiking, lib-owning, etc. Far weirder. The “joke” just doesn’t land and they look like stupid Facebook uncles.

The 33 year-old son of deceased Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe was arrested Wednesday after being caught with a whopping two grams of marijuana in his vehicle, the BBC reports.

Or maybe it was 0.2 grams. There’s a discrepancy in the arrest report. What is known is that Robert Mugabe Jr was stopped for driving the wrong way down a one-way street in the small African country’s capital city of Harare. Cops then said in a statement that five people in a “syndicate linked to him” were also arrested but it’s not clear if this was actually at the scene of the traffic stop.

Those five suspects were found to be in possession of 25 bags of marijuana and six ecstasy pills, but again, further details as to the nature of this “syndicate” were not available. What is clear however is that the Mugabe family has had a mixed relationship with the current Zimbabwean regime led by the old man’s former top lieutenant, Emmerson Mnangagwa. The Mugabes had accused Mnangagwa of betraying Robert, who ruled for 37 years until he was forced to resign at age 93 in 2017 and then died two years later. Widow Grace Mugabe had aimed to succeed her husband but was sidelined by Mnangagwa’s minions in some kind of soft palace coup.

Bobby Jr did however in 2022 speak at a rally in support of Mnangagwa’s party in what was billed as a public reconciliation. Guess that was kind of like a George P Bush moment that went nowhere.

Former Texas MAGAchurch Pastor Robert Morris, who served on convicted felon President Trump’s “spiritual advisory council” during his first campaign in 2016 and until June 2024 led the large Gateway Church chain of congregations – and, per Morris’s lawyer, had in 2007 told molestation victim Cindy Clemishire she was the one who had “initiated inappropriate behavior” by entering his guest room “and getting in bed with him,” on Christmas in 1980 when Clemshire was 12 and Morris was 20 or 21 and he had been staying with her family in Oklahoma – pleaded guilty Thursday to five counts of lewd and indecent acts with a child after evading accountability for decades, CNN reports.

Morris was sentenced to 10 years, all but six months of it suspended, and will register as a sex offender for the rest of his miserable life. He leaves behind a now-steadily collapsing set of congregations that once boasted of attendance in the hundreds of thousands at multiple churches.

“The Court has reviewed Defendants’ Suggestion of Recusal (ECF [22]), which was filed by Defendants three days after the Court’s telephonic scheduling conference with the parties and less than 24 hours before the scheduled hearing on Plaintiffs’ Motion for Temporary Restraining Order. Although the Court does not believe that recusal is required under either federal law or the Code of Conduct for United States Judges, because it is necessary that the focus of this lawsuit remain on the critically important constitutional and statutory issues presented by the parties, the undersigned US District Judge hereby recuses himself. The Clerk of the Court has informed the undersigned that this case has been randomly reassigned to US District Judge Karin J Immergut,” says an order from Oregon US District Judge Michael Simon, husband of Dem Congresswoman Suzanne Bonamici recusing when, as he noted, he really didn’t have to but didn’t want to be a distraction.

You’ll never guess which president appointed Immergut. Hint: He’s fat and orange. Doesn’t mean she’s another Aileen Cannon, it just means she might be and it will fucking suck for Portland.

A 92 year-old Idaho man is under arrest and facing two counts of attempted murder after drove about 200 miles to Layton, Utah armed with a Glock and intent on killing his asshole nephew and niece-in-law over an inheritance dispute, buuuuuut some other stuff happened, per KTVX.

First, in a total senior moment Billy Nevills forgot where the nephew lives and couldn’t figure out the GPS app on his phone. Then, when he decided to book a hotel room and figure out his next move, Nevills kind of told the staff there he was in town to murder his nephew and niece-in-law. Big mistake, because they then called the cops who came by and well he told them that yes, he was indeed in town to murder his nephew and niece-in-law to avenge the inheritance dispute.

According to Nevills, his wife’s sister had willed Mrs Nevills – now in a memory care facility – an unstated but probably considerable sum of money but at some point the nephew had took advantage of his aunt and scammed her into diverting “the entirety of the sister’s inheritance” to him instead, screwing Mrs Nevills when her healthcare bills are getting expensive. Billy Nevills told cops he planned on blasting the punk and his wife before turning himself in immediately and that they’d be dead already if he’d figured out his phone’s GPS. And maybe kept the murder plan to himself.

KTVX unfortunately did not print the names of the niece or nephew, much less their side of the story, if any. If this is all true – and nobody should question Billy’s honesty so much as maybe his perception – then yeah they should stop being cunts and just pay the old lady’s nursing home bills.

“Plaintiffs the State of Oregon and the City of Portland challenge the federalization and deployment of 200 Oregon National Guardsmen to protect federal property and federal personnel in Oregon. One of the members of Congress representing Plaintiff the City of Portland and Judge Simon’s spouse, Representative Suzanne Bonamici, has interfaced, in her official capacity, with each Defendant on the subject of this suit. She has told Defendants that she ‘reject[s] [the] decision to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon,’ and she ‘demand[ed]… that [they] rescind [their] order.'”

“Representative Bonamici has made factual assertions and offered legal conclusions about the propriety of deploying Guardsmen, suggesting that the deployment would result in ‘violations of law.’ She also participated in and spoke at a press conference with Governor Tina Kotek and Plaintiffs’ other elected officials the day before this lawsuit was filed on the very subject of this suit and is seen standing behind and then next to Governor Kotek in a video that Plaintiffs hyperlink to in their complaint. To be sure, Defendants recognize that Judge Simon and Representative Bonamici speak for themselves, not for each other. Nonetheless, the unique factual, legal, and political role that Judge Simon’s spouse has played in the central events of this lawsuit may create the appearance of partiality. The principles of Section 455 therefore counsel in favor of recusal. The significant public interest in this lawsuit likewise makes it vital that the Court endeavorsto ensure public confidence in the outcome of litigation by removing any possible perception of partiality,” writes the DOJ in a memo pre-excusing a loss in court for the Trump Regime on the Oregon troop deployment.

Simon should say he’ll recuse as soon as every Supreme Court justice who has a spouse who showed support for “Stop the Steal” or if that justice was appointed by the fat fuck automatically recuses from every and any case involving his reich or his personal interest comes before the court.

After he was done saying he didn’t believe the polls finding that more respondents blame Republicans than Democrats for the government shutdown, MAGA Georgia Congressman Rich McCormick on Thursday told CNN that, rather than unfucking the whole ACA health insurance subsidy situation like Dems are demanding, the government should instead “revise the way we do healthcare altogether” and “address the waste, fraud, and abuse in the system” with greedy health insurance companies – as though the GOP would ever propose anything remotely like that.