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Convicted felon President Trump this week sent a memo notifying several Congressional committees that the United States is in a state of “armed conflict” with “unlawful combatants” in Latin American drug cartels, apparently some kind of pretzel-logic ass-covering attempt to have a legal basis for bombing whoever and whatever they want, the New York Times reports.

A new Axios/Harris survey finds a plurality of overall respondents at 47 percent say that groceries are harder to afford than they were a year ago when convicted felon President Trump was promising to lower them dramatically if a few hundred thousand swing state voters would just save him from dying in prison. Another 34 percent say they’re “about the same,” which isn’t lower, and 19 percent say they’re “Easier to afford.” Split by partisanship, sur-fucking-prise, it’s Republicans pushing that up at 29 percent saying they’re cheaper. But the self-delusion only goes so far as 34 percent of MAGA voters still say more expensive and 37 percent claim prices are about the same.

Interestingly independents were actually slightly more likely (54 percent) than Dems to say prices are up (50 percent), respectively, and less likely to say they’re down too: 19 percent of Dems said groceries are cheaper to 13 percent of indies. Weird and not the good kind of weird for the Regime.

Of course this being an Axios “Vibes” Survey by supreme anal plug Mark Penn‘s Harris Poll – the douchey branding hammering home the insufferable, GOP ball-slobbering loathsomeness of the two outfits – there has to be a cringey quote from some twat nervously trying to laugh it off.

“The midterms might hinge on a ‘Cleanup on Aisle 4!'” said Harris Poll CEO John Gerzema and good God that is so depressing that this fucker actually said that. This is a grown man and he thought that would come across as “lighthearted.” Fuck. “It’s such a visible signal that life is harder today than it was even last year when we were in an election cycle,” Gerzema continued, adding voters “don’t feel like things are changing fast enough. This is going to be a significant issue for the president.”

European black metal acts Satanic Warmaster, Weltmacht, Acherontas, Horna, and Infernum – all of whom are explicitly Neo-Nazi and/or are signed to an underground Neo-Nazi-tied German label called “No Colours” – are among the dozens of other hardcore bands forced to drop out of this weekend’s “Metal Threat Festival” in Chicago after their erstwhile ideological allies in convicted felon President Trump’s regime denied them visas to perform, Hell on Earth Metalzine reports.

Making the fuckup even more stupid – and on the regime’s own terms of selective admittance to troll the libs, like with those white trash Afrikaner “refugees” – is the fact that Polish Neo-Nazi act Graveland are still on the bill, apparently encountering no issues. So is Colombian-formed, Seattle-based band Inquisition, formerly signed to No Colours and fronted by a vocalist who goes by “Dagon,” who in 2009 was convicted of possession of child pornography. It’s not clear if “Dagon” is a citizen or not but they and other US-based Nazi metal band Grand Belial’s Key were the reason the original venue canceled, delaying the festival a full year. Nearly half of the roughly 100 acts originally booked have dropped out, mainly the international ones due to the regime’s visa denials.

The organizer was dead set against replacing them with “a bunch of irrelevant US bands.” At least the MAGA metal fans who do attend will (probably) get to see “Dagon” perform “14 Showerheads, 1 Gas Tight Door” which was about you already guess what that sick pedophile fuck meant.

Kremlin goons on Thursday charged Maxim Kruglov, the deputy leader of liberal Yabloko party, with “deliberately spreading lies about the Russian army” in two 2022 Telegram posts in which he called on dictator Vladimir Putin to stop the invasion of Ukraine, Reuters reports.

Yabloko has zero seats in Russia’s federal parliament. Its reach is limited to a handful of regional legislatures. That they even exist – for now – is kind of impressive. Might not be much longer.

“This Halloween, Cold Stone Creamery® is serving all treats, and no tricks! Now through October 31, 2025, we have conjured the return of Boo Batter™ Ice Cream to bring back a ghoul-favorite Creation™, a bewitchingly good Shake and a spooktacular Ice Cream Taco. The Treat or Treat™ Creation™ is a monstrous mix of Boo Batter™ Ice Cream with KIT KAT®, Halloween OREO® Cookies and M&M’S®. Get your broomsticks ready and rally your coven for the Witches’ Boo Shake.”

“Made with Boo Batter™ Ice Cream, Halloween OREO® Cookies, Whipped Topping and Spooky Sprinkles, this shake is wickedly delicious. The last item on this haunted lineup is the Boo Batter™ Ice Cream Taco. Guests can sink their fangs into Boo Batter™ Ice Cream wrapped in an orange waffle taco, coated with Chocolate and Spooky Sprinkles,” says a press release from the ice cream retailer.

Evidently they’re rejecting the light of Jesus Christ and turning down a dark path to evoke ungodly, horrifying sigils of the undead, swirling in the colors of rotted, putrefying flesh into their product.

“THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO GIVE YOUR HEALTHCARE MONEY TO ILLEGAL ALIENS AND OPEN OUR BORDERS TO THE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD, A DEADLY COMBINATION BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL COME!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, evidently calculating that if he lies “loud” enough people not already in his cult will believe it.

“I have a meeting today with Russ Vought, he of PROJECT 2025 Fame, to determine which of the many Democrat Agencies, most of which are a political SCAM, he recommends to be cut, and whether or not those cuts will be temporary or permanent. I can’t believe the Radical Left Democrats gave me this unprecedented opportunity. They are not stupid people, so maybe this is their way of wanting to, quietly and quickly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” the fat fuck then posted.

It was 363 days ago when Trump posted “Lyin’ Kamal Harris, who refuses to do interviews or press conferences because she has no idea how to answer the questions, and is now losing in the polls, continues to make a thing called Project 2025 the central theme of her campaign, advertising and all. Lyin’ Kamala has been informed, legally, that I have, and had, nothing to do with it, NEVER READ IT, NEVER SAW IT, but her ads continue, full blast. When you see them talking about Project 2025, remember, Kamala is lying,” and then some shit about a cease and desist. It was the third time during the campaign that he posted that he’d had nothing to do with it and didn’t know anything about the fascist final solution for democracy. Must be getting hard to keep his lies straight.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune and one of his top minions, Majority Whip John Barasso, were spotted by Politico Playbook outside of a Dollar Tree on Michigan Ave NE in DC on Wednesday evening. The senators were eating directly out of cans of what appeared to be Dinty Moore beef stew, “Sunny Select” saltine crackers, and “Fiddle Faddle” brand caramel popcorn on top of the trunk of a 2012 Honda Accord as they talked strategy for winning the shutdown fight with Dems, their apparent economy choices for the meal some sort of play for positive optics during the crisis.

Just kidding. Playbook wrote “Thune, Senate Majority Whip John Barrasso and other GOP pals dining last night at swanky Capitol Hill hotspot Bistro Cacao – where filet mignon and magret de canard go for $45 a head and the cabernet sauvignon list ranges from $60 to $750 a bottle, per Playbook’s Adam Wren. Fine dining on the first night of a government shutdown? Those Democratic attack lines almost write themselves,” emphasis theirs because French menu items italicized.

A suspect was shot by police responding to a report of a stabbing attack outside of a synagogue in Manchester, England on Thursday, the AP reports on yet more not great news while the UK is already a powder keg of racial/ethnic tensions wrought by right wing nationalists.

Former Fox News sexual harassment victim Megyn Kelly lost her shit earlier this week over the selection of rapper Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl’s halftime show artist, calling it a “middle finger to MAGA” because Bad Bunny sometimes dresses in women’s clothing, probably because he’s confident in his sexuality and thus can comfortably joke around like JD Vance did in college.

One-term former North Carolina Congressman Madison Cawthorn on Wednesday launched a bid to return to the House, this time from the southwest Florida district currently “represented” by gubernatorial hopeful Byron Donalds. “Madison Cawthorn knows the system is rigged against hard-working families. Washington insiders cut deals while Floridians pay the price. That’s why he’s running for Congress: to defend the America First agenda, hold bureaucrats accountable, and put Floridians first. Madison is proud to call Cape Coral home – and he’s ready to take Florida values to Washington,” says the announcement on the carpetbagger’s new campaign site.

“The Soybean Farmers of our Country are being hurt because China is, for ‘negotiating’ reasons only, not buying. We’ve made so much money on Tariffs, that we are going to take a small portion of that money, and help our Farmers. I WILL NEVER LET OUR FARMERS DOWN! Sleepy Joe Biden didn’t enforce our Agreement with China, where they were going to purchase Billions of Dollars of our Farm Product, but Soybeans, in particular. It’s all going to work out very well. I LOVE OUR PATRIOTS, AND EVERY FARMER IS EXACTLY THAT! I’ll be meeting with President Xi, of China, in four weeks, and Soybeans will be a major topic of discussion. MAKE SOYBEANS, AND OTHER ROW CROPS, GREAT AGAIN!” posted Comrade Trump on this glorious day of tribulation. Four weeks is too long.

And the tariffs that ALL OF US pay are going to bail out the fucking farmers. Awesome.

The above clip is journalism. For all the mainstream media’s many, many, many faults, they don’t call him George “Slopodopoulos” because he rolls over for their constant bullshit. Demanding accountability for words and actions is not an agenda. It can be the imprimatur of an agenda, but here it’s just demanding accountability. Jesus Dork Mike Johnson regretted going on ABC News.

The MAGA Catholic douchebags are kind of freaking out after Pope Leo XIV on Wednesday told a reporter that American right wingers aren’t really “pro-life” just because they’re anti-abortion, the AP reports. Not very long story short, Chicago’s Cardinal Blase Cupich was planning to give Dem Illinois Senator Dick Durbin a lifetime award for his work helping immigrants amid the objections from conservative bishops because abortion. Durbin already pre-declined the accolade and hometown hero Leo wasn’t even familiar with the situation when a reporter from right wing US Catholic-themed outlet EWTN asked him for comment. Still they proooobably didn’t get the answer they wanted.

“Someone who says ‘I’m against abortion but says I am in favor of the death penalty’ is not really pro-life. Someone who says that ‘I’m against abortion, but I’m in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States,’ I don’t know if that’s pro-life,” said Leo, the first American successor to famous popes like Saint Peter and criminal sociopath Rodrigo Borgia.

“I don’t know if anyone has all the truth on them but I would ask first and foremost that there be greater respect for one another and that we search together both as human beings, in that case as American citizens or citizens of the state of Illinois, as well as Catholics to say we need to you know really look closely at all of these ethical issues and to find the way forward in this church. Church teaching on each one of those issues is very clear,” the Pope continued during his presser.

Creepy Nazi incel EJ Antoni’s nomination to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics – to replace his Senate-confirmed predecessor who was fired because of a bad jobs report – has been withdrawn by convicted felon President Trump’s regime after ONE monthly report, CNN reports.

Credit to CNN’s Manu Raju for the video and for speaking to Pennsylvania Congresswoman Madeline Dean to get the after-action. “He asked me, like, rhetorically, ‘is that really racist?’ It’s really racist, it’s despicable, and he should have called it out,” Dean said, referring to convicted felon President Trump’s utterly deranged AI slop video post depicting House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero. “And I said, ‘Did you see what the President did in that performance before the Generals?’ He said he hadn’t seen it. I said, ‘you should watch it. The President is unwell… That somebody needs to go to him,” Dean then added after she further emasculated Johnson.

Tuesday, Wednesday, and however many days come after it represent what could be a critical juncture for how next year’s midterms shake out, so maaaaaybe it’s not that early to do a rundown?

To begin, this week’s Economist/YouGov poll brings some of the usual laughs, like that only 72 percent of Trump 2024 voters said yes to the question of whether former FBI Director James Comey committed obstruction of justice, just 64 percent said no when asked “Is Trump Prosecuting Comey for Political Reasons?” and 53 percent of Trump fans saying no vs 21 percent admitting yes when asked if their Orange Jesus is directing the DOJ to harass his political opponents.

Then there’s 71 percent of Trump voters who approve of the Comey indictment – and there’s prooooobably plenty of overlap between that subsample and those who admitted that it is political.

But it’s two other more generic – outright ubiquitous among other major big pollsters – questions’ findings on the poll that merit attention here, if only to vainly attempt a counter to this background noise circlejerk that’s been going on for months now: “Favorability of Congressional Political Parties” on which among respondents overall the Democrats rate at an abysmal 32 percent favorability to 58 percent unfavorable. It’s the kind of numbers Axios faps to with headlines like “Democrats hammered by ugly unpopularity numbers,” Breitbart with “Poll: Dem Favorability Hits 35-Year Low as GOP Gains Trust on Key Issues,” and so on in the mainstream and MAGA mediaverses.

Meanwhile on the very next question YouGov asks the same of Congressional Republicans and, wait for it, they land at 36 percent favorability to 55 percent unfavorable. So they’re 4 percent more favorable of 7 percent closer to zero on net favorable/unfavorable than Democrats are.

If you want a hint about how it went for convicted felon President Trump’s regime in a case brought by pro-Palestinian student visa holders targeted for deportation there’s the above screenshot of a postcard Massachusetts US District Judge William Young received from an anonymous fanboy. Or that after opening his 187-page ruling with that missive, Young then wrote “Proposed by Congress in 1789, and ratified in 1791, the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States – its words carved in New Hampshire granite on the exterior of the very courthouse in which this Court sits – provides: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

Young then sorts out the case and then, at the bottom for 12 pages rips into the fat fuck’s personality disorders and then writes “Everything above in this section is necessary background to frame the problem this president has with the First Amendment. Where things run off the rails for him is his fixation with ‘retribution.’ ‘I am your retribution,’ he thundered famously while on the campaign trail. Yet government retribution for speech (precisely what has happened here) is directly forbidden by the First Amendment. The president’s palpable misunderstanding that the government simply cannot seek retribution for speech he disdains poses a great threat to Americans’ freedom of speech. It is at this juncture the judiciary has robustly rebuffed the president and his administration.”

So yeah, young ruled against him.

To the surprise of approximately no one, the AP reports that MAGA Evangelical preacher/musician Sean Feucht – the one with the really lustrous, long hair who was reportedly effing divorced grandma Lauren Boebert – is running a slush fund snapping up expensive real estate and hasn’t filed a required 990 form with the IRS since 2020, when his organization reported $5 million in revenue.