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Sick pedophile South Carolina Republican to plead guilty

Republican former South Carolina state Representative RJ May III, aka “joebidennnn69” has agreed to plead guilty to five federal counts of distributing sexual abuse material involving children and will do so formally on Monday, just over a week before he was set to go on trial, The State reports.

May, 38, is the father of two young children, the co-founder of the South Carolina state House’s Freedom Caucasians caucus, and the 2023 recipient of Moms for Liberty’s Legislator of the Year Award for his anti-“groomer” rhetoric. Not making that up. Out of approximately 8,074 federal, state, and territorial-level legislators in the United States theoretically eligible for the award that year, the one guy the insufferable MAGA Karen group chose to honor as their champion against “grooming” turned out to be, according to DHS, “he has a sexual interest in children the same age as his own children,” that he has “a sexual interest in incest” between young children and their parents, and had filmed himself in encounters with underage sex trafficking victims in hotel rooms in Colombia.

Of course having been born on the internet, Moms for Liberty did a pretty good job of scrubbing their site and social media profiles of any mentions of not just May but of that particular award itself, so it’s not clear who the 2022, 2024, and 2025 laureates would’ve been, if there were any. It could’ve just been a one-time thing. Either way it’s still an ugly stain for the group in the minds of the kind of people who read this site and approximately zero others elsewhere on the political spectrum.

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Supreme Leader announces special operation to recapture restive western territory’s largest city from fanatic furry insurgents

“At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary,” announced the Supreme Leader in a special Saturday statement, authorizing a full blown offensive to recapture a key city from the fanatic transgender furry militia.

The Supreme Leader then resumed ingesting Cialis pills to counter the effects of his Propecia pills.

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Bondi commands FBI, ATF to protect other armed federal agents

“At my direction, I am deploying DOJ agents to ICE facilities – and wherever ICE comes under siege – to safeguard federal agents, protect federal property, and immediately arrest all individuals engaged in any federal crime. Pursuant to President Trump’s recent executive action, I am also instructing the Joint Terrorism Task Forces across the country to disrupt and investigate all entities and individuals engaged in acts of domestic terrorism, including the repeated acts of violence and obstruction against federal agents. The Department of Justice will seek the most serious available charges against all participants in these criminal mobs, including conspiracy offenses, assault offenses, civil disorder offenses, and terrorism offenses. While these never-ending attacks are designed to break our will, they only strengthen our resolve to complete the work begun. To that end, I have directed the FBI, DEA, ATF, and USMS to accelerate our efforts alongside the Department of Homeland Security to locate, apprehend, detain, prosecute, and remove all illegal aliens present in our country.”

“The rule of law will prevail,” Bondi continued under the cutoff, closing with that further mutilation of irony’s corpse. It’s a nice capstone to the overall maddeningly absurd directive. It’d be one thing if she were deploying the FBI, ATF, DEA, and the US Marshals Service to guard, say, TurningPoint USA events. That’d be more of the usual wasteful political favoritism we’ve come to expect from this regime but it’s hard to argue that the MAGA “youth” organization hasn’t been subjected to targeted violence recently. Plus most college kids, even conservative ones, aren’t packing while on campus.

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Nexstar and Sinclair both uncancel Jimmy Kimmel

“Nexstar Media Group, Inc, today announced that ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ will return to the company’s owned and partner television stations affiliated with the ABC Television Network beginning tonight.”

“We have had discussions with executives at The Walt Disney Company and appreciate their constructive approach to addressing our concerns. As a local broadcaster, Nexstar remains committed to protecting the First Amendment while producing and airing local and national news that is fact-based and unbiased and, above all, broadcasting content that is in the best interest of the communities we serve. We stand apart from cable television, monolithic streaming services, and national networks in our commitment – and obligation – to be stewards of the public airwaves and to protect and reflect the specific sensibilities of our communities. To be clear, our commitment to those principles has guided our decisions throughout this process, independent of any external influence from government agencies or individuals,” said the right wing media cartel in a statement.

Other right wing media cartel Sinclair had already announced the same reversal earlier Friday.

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Trump orders release of Earhart files

“I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart, such an interesting story, and would I consider declassifying and releasing everything about her, in particular, her last, fatal flight! She was an Aviation Pioneer, the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, and achieved many other Aviation ‘firsts.’ She disappeared in the South Pacific while trying to become the first woman to fly around the World. Amelia made it almost three quarters around the World before she suddenly, and without notice, vanished, never to be seen again. Her disappearance, almost 90 years ago, has captivated millions. I am ordering my Administration to declassify and release all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart, her final trip, and everything else about her. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” posted President Trump on Friday.

BIG WIN FOR TRANSPARENCY HERE PEOPLE! AMERICANS WILL FINALLY SEE THE TOP SECRET FILES ABOUT A PLANE CRASH FROM THE 1930s! SUNSHINE IS THE BEST DISINFEC- Lol.

See now that Trump is president again he doesn’t need to use his psychic powers to declassify things, he can just do it via post on Truth Social. Whichever files he wants, no matter how secret they are. And by simple reduction you can also read that to mean that whatever he does not want declassified remains classified. Especially certain material that involves him personally.

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California MAGA dentist says she gives libs weaker anesthesia and why you’re probably going to forget about her in a week or two

A now-deleted TikTok video of Santa Clarita, California dentist Dr Harleen Grewal contains some, let’s say interesting, statements of how her politics permeates her practice of administering oral care to patients, the most interesting of which is the assertion that she intentionally lowers the level of anesthetics to patients who don’t also support her favorite president of all time, KTLA reports.

In the video Grewal crows happily about her “wall of fame” in the office’s hallway with pics of convicted felon President Trump and his minions and the reactions they get. “When they see the pictures, you’d think their butt was on fire. They jump off and take off as if Trump was coming in the room,” Grewal said in the video of her speaking to a small audience in a setting that’s not entirely clear but seems to be a classroom of some sort. They laughed, though perhaps some nervously.

Grewal then says she asks “How’s Bidenomics working out for you?” when patients complain about prices and reminisces happily about how she had fewer Dem patients during the pandemic, wishing they still “stayed home with their masks on” instead of, you know, paying her to fix their teeth.

Then comes the “joke” about how she applies the MAGA way of doing things to her work. “I have a secret hat I use sometimes. It says, ‘Make your smile great again,’ I wear that when I work on my patients so when they look horrified or complain, I quietly cut back on the laughing gas and say, ‘You got this. It’s not as bad as you think it is,'” said Grewal and yeah that’s actually kind of bad. For her.

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Mike Johnson might just not reconvene House next week

“House Republican leadership may not bring the House back AT ALL next week. They think the ball is in the Senate’s court. and they will return when they have a bill to pass,” Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports, copied verbatim here to point out a small problem in the otherwise typically solid journo’s update: He’s making this entirely about government funding and a looming shutdown.

Which may very well be the case. However, unintended or not, keeping House members out of DC for another week – on top of looking fucking stupid and tone-deaf if the government does indeed shutdown – also potentially gives Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson more space to maneuver on another problem he’s so desperate to avoid: Swearing in Dem Arizona Congresswoman-Elect Adelita Grijalva and thus adding the 218th signatory to Kentucky edgelord Congressman Thomas Massie’s discharge petition to order the Justice Department to dump anything and everything it has on Jeffrey Epstein. On Wednesday Massie told Semfor that Johnson and “some of the powers that be in DC are in full panic right now,” trying to whip Congresswomen Crazy Nancy Mace, QAdulteress Marjorie Taylor Greene, and high school dropout grandma Lauren Boebert into withdrawing their signatures to the petition so the rest of the House GOP can avoid an extremely damning vote.

“They came back and tried to get the four of us to take our names off of the petition,” said Massie, adding “They asked some of my colleagues who are co-signers. And they actually threatened them politically, not physically.” Seems a bit remiss for Sherman to not have mentioned that a potential variable going into Johnson’s decision to keep the House closed for business another week.

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President says lying is wrong and then lies

Explosive new footage of President Trump on the White House lawn reveals inconsistencies on his relationship with objective reality as in one segment Trump told reporters that former FBI Director James Comey lied to Congress back in 2020 and condemned it as wrong then minutes later himself misrepresented the truth on the state of the economy as well as the nature of Congressional Democrats’ demands in negotiations to avert a shutdown of the government. The two exchanges, as well as some of Trump’s past public statements to journalists and voters, may require further scrutiny by mainstream media analysts to identify other potentially problematic statements.

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Don Jr and Eric probably shorted Johnson and Johnson again

“Pregnant Women, DON’T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DON’T GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS! President DJT” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday.

On second though maybe the headline’s speculation was off and actually Bobby Brainworms stole Donald’s phone or hacked into his Truth Social account to write this post given the unusually high level of detail on “public health issues” Trump is otherwise normally pretty indifferent to.

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Orban vows crackdown on sexual abuse accusations

Hungarian dictator Viktor Orban on Friday vowed severe retribution against anyone deemed accusing his government of having engaged in a coverup of sexual abuse and trafficking at a state-run children’s home in Budapest by its hardcore pro-Orban director, Bloomberg reports.

The scandal last year felled Hungary’s President Katalin Novak (Orban’s official title is Prime Minister), who resigned after news broke that she had quietly in April 2023 pardoned Endre Konya, the former deputy director of a state-run children’s home who had been convicted and had by then already served his three years in the clink for covering up director Janos Vasarheyli abuses and pimping out of girls. Thus it wasn’t a commutation but that Konya he had pressured the victims to retract their valid accusations against Vasarheyli – who was sentenced to eight years and is due out in 2026/2027 – makes him definitely not the type of offender who should ever have been pardoned.

Yes, hint fucking hint to Orban’s buddy in the White House and his friend Ghislaine, but back to Budapest where the scandal did not die with Novak’s political career and has now reached Orban’s top lieutenant Zsolt Semjen. Bloomberg’s reporting does not include any specifics of how Semjen was connected and whether it was just the pardon or something worse. What the article does make clear is that this is apparently a source of legitimate panic for Orban and Fidesz’s multi-decade grip on power with elections coming up next year and opposition Tisza party led by former Orban acolyte Pete Magyar surging ahead in the polls. Two have already been arrested over what the regime calls a “foreign meddling” operation to propagate the accusations of Semjen’s involvement in the sex trafficking ring – at least one victim of which is publicly known to have committed suicide.

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“This is probably just the first step”

North Carolina MAGA Congressman Mark Harris on Friday told Fox Business News viewers that Thursday’s indictment of former FBI Director James Comey – which came five days before the five-year statute of limitations expired on a charge of lying to Congress and obstruction of justice over his testimony to the Senate about events that had happened more than three years before that, was questioned internally by officials including the Attorney General herself, and required the US Attorney to be fired and replaced by an insurance lawyer to make it to the grand jury which declined one of the three charges – is “probably just the first step” in a greater offensive against the “Deep State” that has been promised for years but was not delivered upon until about 15 hours ago.

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Interpol says 260 Nigerian princes cuffed in romance scam sweep

“Authorities in 14 African countries have arrested 260 suspects and seized 1,235 electronic devices in a coordinated international operation against cyber-enabled crime. The crackdown targeted transnational criminal networks exploiting digital platforms, particularly social media, to manipulate victims and defraud them financially. Specifically, the operation focused on romance scams, where perpetrators build online relationships to extract money from victims, and sextortion, in which victims are blackmailed with explicit images or videos. During Operation Contender 3.0 (28 July – 11 August 2025), police identified IP addresses, digital infrastructures, domains and social media profiles linked to members of the scam syndicates,” says Interpol in a Friday statement.

“These leads and the subsequent arrests also resulted in the seizure of USB drives, SIM cards and forged documents, as well as the take down of 81 cybercrime infrastructures across Africa. Investigators identified 1,463 victims linked to the scams, estimating their losses at nearly USD 2.8 million,” the statement continued and damn, that seems kind of nickel and dime, right?

Considering the average would be $1,913 per identified victim and for all we know there could’ve been significantly more who remained unknown to authorities it’s possible the ROI on the scams was much lower. Either way, while $1,913 is not nothing and no doubt there were many scammed out of considerably more than that, these whole operations do not seem especially lucrative, especially given the amount of manpower involved. They nabbed 260 guys but who knows how many more got away and even if all were caught you’re looking at something like $11,000 per suspect pulled in during an undefined period of time, weighed down by a shit ton of overhead for 1,235 devices.

The old “crime doesn’t pay” rarely has been closer to true than in this stupid operation.

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“Process Crimes” guy sort of specific on the details this time

“Whether you like Corrupt James Comey or not, and I can’t imagine too many people liking him, HE LIED! It is not a complex lie, it’s a very simple, but IMPORTANT one. There is no way he can explain his way out of it. He is a Dirty Cop, and always has been, but he was just assigned a Crooked Joe Biden appointed Judge, so he’s off to a very good start. Nevertheless, words are words, and he wasn’t hedging or in dispute. He was very positive, there was no doubt in his mind about what he said, or meant by saying it. He left himself ZERO margin of error on a big and important answer to a question. He just got unexpectedly caught. James ‘Dirty Cop’ Comey was a destroyer of lives. He knew exactly what he was saying, and that it was a very serious and far reaching lie for which a very big price must be paid! President DJT” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, then following up with “JAMES COMEY IS A DIRTY COP. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

The “words are words” is a nice touch and naturally a contrast with how the fat fuck said “With all the horrible things that are going on, I got indicted for calling a legal expense a legal expense… It’s been a political witch hunt. It was done to damage my reputation,” following his conviction of 34 counts of business fraud for interfering in the 2016 election with the Stormy Daniels payoff.

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James Comey indicted in Virginia

Former FBI Director James Comey was actually indicted by a federal grand jury in Virginia on Thursday, ABC News reports. Look at Lindsey Halligan getting the easiest part of what only gets considerably harder from here on out done for the Big Orange Man in the White House.

Comey, 6 ft 9 inches tall and probably decent at basketball, faces one count of making false statements and one count of obstruction of justice. A third count was rejected by the grand jury, though it’s not clear if this was over the “8647” seashells “death threat” post on Instagram, lol.

Also Donald Trump knew his now-dead friend Jeffrey Epstein was sex trafficking underage girls for years and indicting Comey will be a temporary at best distraction from that immutable reality.

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Navarro shit talks Jim Jordan

Trump minion and apparently current White House official Peter Navarro called spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan a disappointment and completely useless in comparison to nonagenarian Chuck Grassley in the Senate, who Navarro said is “kicking ass and taking no prisoners.” Just gotta stop right there and point out that Pete’s right about the “taking no prisoners” thing because that very accurately describes the delta between the expectations of the MAGA freaks and the reality of the results of Republican Congressional investigations.

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Microsoft BSODs services to Israeli war machine

“I want to let you know that Microsoft has ceased and disabled a set of services to a unit within the Israel Ministry of Defense (IMOD). I know many of you care about this topic, and I share more about this decision below. Let me first provide some context. As I’ve said to you in recent weeks, Microsoft is not a government or a country. We are a company. Like every company, we decide what products and services to offer to our customers,” writes Microsoft President Brad Smith in a new blog post.

“As we publicly announced on August 15, we decided to undertake a review of allegations that appeared in an article published on August 6 by The Guardian about a unit of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). As we explained at that time, The Guardian article reported that ‘multiple individuals have asserted that the IDF is using Azure for the storage of data files of phone calls obtained through broad or mass surveillance of civilians in Gaza and the West Bank.’ We have reviewed The Guardian’s allegations based on two principles, both grounded in Microsoft’s longstanding protection of privacy as a fundamental right. As employees, we all have a shared interest in privacy protection, given the business value it creates by ensuring our customers can rely on our services with rock solid trust,” Smith continued in the better late than never update.

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Social Security phasing out paper checks

A Social Security Administration official tells CBS News that the agency is switching permanently to electronic payments next week, writing in an emailed statement that “We have been communicating directly with beneficiaries since July 1, and we have worked diligently to ensure that the less than one percent of individuals who receive paper checks have ample time to enroll in direct deposit or receive Direct Express cards. By moving to electronic payments exclusively, we aim to improve efficiency, security, and ensure beneficiaries receive their monthly benefits promptly.”

“We shall force all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name. Praise be to Ba’al and the filthy swarm of zubaim the ride upon hith cursed breath,” the official did not continue but surely there were more than a handful of shall we say conservative-leaning beneficiares who heard that in the announcement.

Then plenty of others heard something similar because the Trump Maldministration and whatever remains of the DOGE incel crew could fuck up the recipe for a peanut butter sandwich.

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James O’Keefe gets another DOJ official being candid on Epstein

Long story short, this guy Glenn Prager says that he investigated Dirty Jeff, found no evidence pointing toward convicted felon President Trump but there was plenty on Bill Clinton, that Epstein was definitely a CIA asset and it will soon be public knowledge, and that overall he was frustrated by the Orange God Emperor’s repeated instances that the entire story is a hoax.

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Regime orders investigation into George Soros

Sources tell the New York Times that convicted felon President Trump has ordered no fewer than six different United States Attorneys’ offices to immediately investigate organizations funded by National Zero’s spiritual father, the infinitely wise and tenacious god-titan of democracy, liege of all who are free from autocratic oppression, champion of those who yearn to escape it, George Soros.

The florid language of the previous sentence was intended to match the serious of this one, lifted verbatim from the Times, who write that the memo they obtained “goes as far as to list possible charges prosecutors could file, ranging from arson to material support of terrorism,” emphasis added on the evidently self-serious aspirations that the Soros-linked groups should take as seriously as if Trump demanded a $50 trillion settlement in a civil complaint. Like stick some lawyers on the “case” to keep and eye on it but lol when the fuck is this going to get in front of a grand jury let alone a petit one in a criminal trial? “The memo suggests department leaders are following orders from the president that specific people or groups be subject to criminal investigation,” the Times writes.

Jesus Christ, maybe just leave that out of the next article. Better to let this shit speak for itself than painfully grind out that tapioca pudding merely hinting at what’s fucking obvious to everyone.

In related news, CNN reports that Attorney General Pam Bondi has some “concerns” over whether the reich is going to be able to prosecute former FBI Director James Comey and is skeptical that they can land an indictment in the next five days, while ABC reports that career prosecutors have warned new EDVA US Attorney Lindsey Halligan that a grand jury will likely return a no true bill.

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