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Seeking to head off any emergent alternative lifestyles that are no doubt already happening at a small scale, Republican Ohio State Representative Thaddeus Claggett (yeah, that name is real) on Friday introduced House Bill 469 “To Declare AI systems nonsentient, prohibit legal personhood.”

If that sounds superfluous it’s because yeah, it is pretty superfluous since good fucking luck finding a judge that would allow you to legally declare ChatGPT is your spouse. But crafting incredibly redundant legislation that can just be superseded by a future majority is a Republican special so why the hell not put this up and get some derisive news coverage outside of the Buckeye State?

Relevant text of the bill: “Notwithstanding any other law to the contrary, AI systems are declared to be nonsentient entities for all purposes under the laws of this state. (B) No AI system shall be granted the status of person or any form of legal personhood, nor be considered to possess consciousness, self-awareness, or similar traits of living beings. No AI system shall be recognized as a spouse, domestic partner, or hold any personal legal status analogous to marriage or union with a human or another AI system. Any purported attempt to marry or create a personal union with an AI system is void and has no legal effect,” written as if such attempts would have any legal effect now.

My guess is Eric Spyfart's team photoshopped this themselves. pic.twitter.com/toDFt6xm0V

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) September 29, 2025

These fucking freaks really are that desperate to disown their guy for massacring Mormons. The problem is that the top pic was posted six years ago and even if it wasn’t the bottom is such a piss poor job. Notice that the swatch covering the Trump 2020 logo is just a copied inversion of Michigan MAGA terrorist Thomas Sanford’s ample gut, plainly the work by an amateur who has no idea how to take advantage of the “generative fill” feature that’s been heavily promoted by Adobe.

Google-owned YouTube on Monday “reached” a $24.5 million “settlement” with convicted felon President Trump over a lawsuit he filed after they banned him for inciting an insurrection, the Wall Street Journal reports. The funds will mostly go to constructing the fat fuck’s garish ballroom.

Congressional Democratic leaders told media that convicted felon President Trump seemed more open to a deal to keep the government open than Republicans did, per Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman from the scene as Chuck Schumer, John Thune, Hakeem Jeffries, and Mike Johnson exited the high-stakes meeting on Monday. “There were multiple times where Leader Jeffries or Leader Schumer would say, ‘You know what, we should be doing this,’ and the president of the United States would say, ‘Yeah, absolutely. Let’s have that conversation, but we’re going to do it in the context of the people’s government being open,'” said Jaydee himself to reporters after he left the Oval Office.

The $50,000 handed to convicted felon President Trump’s now “border czar” just over a year ago in an undercover FBI sting was actually a down payment on a $1 million bribe, MSNBC reports.

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime have made 10 percent fewer drug arrests since year-to-date vs 2024, according to Reuters, who conclude that it’s the fat fuck and his creepy sidekick Stephen Miller’s reprogramming of the DOJ and DHS to instead deport illegal immigrants.

There was an even larger drop-off – 24 percent – in the number of conspiracy and money-laundering cases that are used as a means of taking down higher-level drug traffickers. Must be that all the dealers are so afraid of Trump that they quit criming and went straight for good.

A new Morning Consult national survey finds that “45 percent of voters say they’d blame Republicans in Congress for a government shutdown, while only 33 percent say they’d blame Democrats in Congress. Republican voters are more likely than Democrats to say their own party would be at fault (33 percent to 22 percent), while independent voters are more likely to point their fingers at the right than the left (41 percent to 24 percent). Roughly half of voters (48 percent) said a shutdown is at least ‘somewhat likely,’ up from 36 percent who said the same in March.”

“Electronic Arts Inc, a global leader in interactive entertainment, today announced that it has entered into a definitive agreement to be acquired by an investor consortium (‘the Consortium’) comprised of PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners in an all-cash transaction that values EA at an enterprise value of approximately $55 billion. The transaction positions EA to accelerate innovation and growth to build the future of entertainment. Under the terms of the agreement, the Consortium will acquire 100 percent of EA, with PIF rolling over its existing 9.9 percent stake in the Company.”

“EA stockholders will receive $210 per share in cash. The per share purchase price represents a 25 percent premium to EA’s unaffected share price of $168.32 at market close on September 25, 2025, the last fully unaffected trading day, and a premium to EA’s unaffected all-time high of $179.01 at market close on August 14, 2025. PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners bring deep sector experience, committed capital, and global portfolios with networks across gaming, entertainment, and sports that offer unique possibilities for EA to blend physical and digital experiences, enhance fan engagement, and create new growth opportunities. The transaction represents the largest all-cash sponsor take-private investment in history, with the Consortium partnering closely with EA to enable the Company to move faster and unlock new opportunities on a global stage,” says a press release from EA. Love the “Consortium,” sounds like an evil organization from Mass Effect.

“PIF” stands for “Public Investment Fund” – as in the Saudi sovereign wealth fund – and Affinity Partners is Kushner’s slush fund for collecting his ill-gotten funds from Middle Eastern autocrats.

MAGA Pennsylvania Congressman Dan Meuser on Monday wanted to keep the kayfabe going on Michigan MAGA terrorist Thomas Sanford’s deadly shooting and arson attack on the Church of Latter Day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan, blaming the people calling convicted felon President Trump a Nazi and a fascist – former Vice President Kamala Harris among them – for the violence.

Former hardcore Trump fan and January 6th icon Jake “QAnon Shaman” Chansley last week filed in a Maricopa County, Arizona court a $40 trillion civil complaint against convicted felon President Trump, Warner Bros, and T-Mobile alleging that, among a bunch of other bizarre shit, that the NSA spied on Chansley as he was writing a “2nd Declaration of Independence” and pretended to be actress Michelle Rodriguez on Facebook to catfish him, Trump stole $100,000 in crypto from him, that Warner Bros stole his idea for the 2008 Batman film The Dark Knight, and that Chansley is for some reason the lawful President of the United States of America, the Phoenix New Times reports.

Lubbock, Texas Police Department mounted cops Bryson Lewis and William Trotter tell KCBD they were out on patrol last Monday when they encountered a sketchy-looking dude walking in the street rather than the sidewalk. They stopped 42-year-old Joseph Ramirez to ask how he was doing and if he was on or carrying drugs. Ramirez refused to consent to a search of his pockets so Trotter figured he would tease the man. “I was going to make a joke because it seemed like it was going to break some tension. You know, it seemed like it was kind of stiff for a second there,” Trotter said.

So the cop told Ramirez he rides a “narcotics-smelling” horse, prompting the suspect to flee. “He kind of took off down the alley, and we thought he was joking but he kept running,” Lewis said, adding “He took it seriously, and the chase was on.” The pursuit did not last long at all.

“A lot of people that have come before us on Mounted Patrol have been in a foot chase. Somebody is silly enough to eventually run from a horse. I don’t know why it happens – we are going to outrun them,” said Lewis. “We are cops first; we enjoy this job. Chasing bad guys is part of the fun in it for us, so when you get to chase down a bad guy and not even get tired, it’s a good day,” said Trotter.

Ramirez was charged evading arrest and tampering with physical evidence with the intent to impair, there’s no indication of what drugs/paraphernalia he had and how he had tampered with them.

Several Congressional Dems tell Axios they’re taking seriously convicted felon President Trump’s very unserious investigations into mortgages taken out by his enemies New York State Attorney General Letitia James, Fed Governor Lisa Cook, and Senator Adam Schiff, with the other Dems poring over their tax returns, mortgages, and other personal affairs to protect themselves.

Right wing British rag the Telegraph of all outlets is carrying the above pic, overlaid on Krazy Karoline on Fox and Friends this morning telling them that the FBI was still trying to get to the bottom of 40 year-old Marine Corps Iraq veteran Thomas Jacob Sanford’s motive in the deadly shooting and arson attack on the Church of Latter Day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan on Sunday.

At least four congregants were killed in the attack and another ten were injured. So yeah, sure it was a targeted attack on Christians – of a certain denomination – by a guy who by all appearances would seem to have at the very least a family background in a different Christian denomination. Much clearer is his political religion: A member of the cult of the Orange God Emperor and seriously law off the LSD and bath salts if you think you will ever see that pic on Fox News.

“Self proclaimed New York City Communist, Zohran Mamdani, who is running for Mayor, will prove to be one of the best things to ever happen to our great Republican Party. He is going to have problems with Washington like no Mayor in the history of our once great City. Remember, he needs the money from me, as President, in order to fulfill all of his FAKE Communist promises. He won’t be getting any of it, so what’s the point of voting for him? This ideology has failed, always, for thousands of years. It will fail again, and that’s guaranteed!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday after idiot Mayor Eric Adams finally dropped his reelection bid the previous afternoon.

The fat bastard then declared he’s imposing 100 percent tariffs on foreign-made films and furniture.

“NASA has selected Melwood Horticultural Training Center Inc. of Upper Marlboro, Maryland, to provide custodial, janitorial, landscaping, and recycling services for the agency’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Maryland. The Facilities Custodial and Landscaping award is a firm-fixed-price hybrid completion and indefinite-delivery/indefinite-quantity contract. The contract includes one 12-month base period and up to four 12-month options with a potential contract value of approximately $36 million if all options are exercised. The basic period of performance begins Wednesday, Oct 1, 2025, and ends Sept 30, 2026. The four option periods, if exercised, would extend the contract through Sept 30, 2030,” says a NASA press release about their landscaping contract, appearing on the same page where they hyped their press conference about the Perseverance rover potentially finding evidence of fossilized microbial life on Mars. Not that the transparency is unwelcome or unexpected it’s just maybe there could be some other place for it.

Anyway, somebody fucked up. Badly. Melwood CEO Larysa Kautz is a Biden donor. And she’s not like one of those corporate suits who donates to both parties just to play both ends. In fact her record on OpenSecrets lists not a single R in the recipients column. Fire Sean Duffy, pronto, lol.

After convicted felon President Trump’s regime announced earlier this month that they were charging $100,000 for every H-1B visa but before the fucking idiots clarified that the fee was only being imposed on new applicants, major employers in tech and other sectors urged current H-1Bs on their payroll to get their asses back stateside immediately within the next two days. Naturally this prompted a mad rush for those who were abroad at the time to book their flights and, per AFP, a similar rush by MAGAmericans on 4chan to, in their words, “clog the toilet” by going through the booking process on airline sites to jam India-to-US flights and select tickets that they never intended to buy, screwing people who at the time believed they had just hours to make it back.

“Indians are just waking up after the H1B news. Want to keep them in India? Clog the flight reservation system!” said the 4chan thread that was passed around on Telegram and other platforms popular with resentful white nationalist incels who enjoy such stochastic pursuits.

“It was hard for me to book a ticket and I paid a huge fare for the panic travel,” said engineer Amrutha Tamanam, who had been visiting family back home in India when she got word she would have to get back to the US pretty much immediately. She spent hours during that window trying to book a flight, eventually succeeding and paying $2,000 for the ultra high-demand seat, at least some of that price thanks to the sexless 4chaners who gleefully posted shit like “I got 100 seats locked,” and “Currently clogging the last available seat on this Delhi to Newark flight.”

Russia’w guys lost and badly in Moldova’s Sunday’s general election and, unsurprisingly, the Kremlin’s extremist leadership are claiming “election interference,” complaining specifically that the incumbent pro-European Union Moldovan government opened only two polling locations inside of Russia to allow for Moldovans abroad to cast their ballots, Reuters reports.

“Hundreds of thousands of Moldovans were deprived of the opportunity to vote in the Russian Federation due to the fact that only two polling stations were open to them,” said rapey mustache guy Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov as though a small country attempting to escape the Putin Regime’s imperial aspirations and constant electoral subterfuge should be working harder to facilitate further electoral subterfuge by the Putin Regime. What a fucking asshole, lol.

At this point, this reaches the threshold of domestic terrorism.

This is no longer “inflammatory”, it is criminal.

18 U.S. Code § 2331 – Definitions

No one is above the law, @CAgovernor https://t.co/oY0neqO638 pic.twitter.com/DauIA553zV

— Derrick Van Orden (@derrickvanorden) September 27, 2025

“Let the third world in… become the third world. You’re either American, or you’re not. These people chose poorly… NOT Americans” – Top comment on Blaze Media’s article “Grotesque Halloween display shows MAGA mannequins hanging by rope with Mexican flag flying above,” posted Friday.

Sure sounds a lot more like a circa 2018 MAGA comment than what a 2025 one should after how many goddamned petabytes of content on the internet told us that Trump fanboys ❤️ Latinos now after so many had stepped up for them last year in crucial swing states. But guess it’s been eight months since that the whole implicit “family-oriented” agreement that the longtime fanboys knew was bullshit was instantly abrogated and Latinos are no longer of any use. Thus it’d be too much to react as they would if the flags weren’t there at all and called the homeowners “sick libtards.”

Oh and the byline says the article was written by a Blaze Media reporter named Carlos Garcia.