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Fundamentally conflating mockery with mimicry, neckbeard Vice President JD Vance on Wednesday complained to Frau Ingraham about “this idea that Gavin Newsom is somehow going to mimic Donald Trump’s style—That ignores the fundamental genius of President Trump’s political success that he is authentic… Don’t be a crazy person. Be authentic.” Also irony is still dead.

Scientists at the Alaska Volcano Observatory have concluded that, despite months of increasing activity on the peak about 75 miles west of Anchorage earlier this year, Mount Spurr is currently too weak and low energy to erupt anytime in the near or even middle term, the AP reports.

“Minor gas emissions and a slightly higher number of small earthquakes could persist for many months to several years,” the observatory said in a statement about the limp, volcano.

“We applaud Judge Richard Berman’s decision not to release the grand jury testimony in the Ghislaine Maxwell case. We wholeheartedly agree with his assessment that the Department of Justice (DOJ) is creating a diversion with its actions regarding the grand jury motion, which distracts from the vast scope of the Epstein files in the government’s possession. It is our strong belief that Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein did not act alone, and the DOJ is fully aware of this fact.”

“We call for full transparency from the administration and insist that the DOJ release all documents related to this case. We recognize the critical importance of protecting survivors; it is essential that we redact any information that could jeopardize their safety or privacy. Their well-being must always be our priority. At the same time, we demand accountability for all individuals implicated in these heinous acts. Those responsible must be held to the fullest extent of the law. We will not accept anything less than justice for Virginia and all survivors,” said Virginia Giuffre’s family Wednesday after the third and final failed lame attempt by the Trump regime to get a judge to unseal grand jury transcripts related to the cases against sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Bald Baby Goebbels and Vice President Neckbeard weren’t pleased with their little tour of Washington, DC’s Union Station being interrupted by protestors and naggy questions from the press on Wednesday, with Miller declaring they’re “”going to ignore these stupid white hippies that all need to go home and take a nap because they‘re all over ninety years old.”

Notorious incel quadruple murderer Bryan Kohberger, now serving life without the possibility of parole or appeal for the November 2022 stabbing deaths of University of Idaho undergrads Kaylee Goncalves, Madison Mogen, Xana Kernodle, and Ethan Chapin, was known by classmates at his criminology PhD program at Washington State University as having made “outspoken discriminatory comments which were homophobic, ableist, xenophobic, and misogynistic in nature,” according to interviews unsealed following Kohberger’s plea deal last month, People Magazine reports.

While we may never know if Kohberger is/was a Trump fan – let alone if he was political at all – this and other creepy shit about him makes it pretty clear he’s more likely than not to be MAGA.

“Longtime Trump political foe Democrat Sen Adam Schiff for years has been accused of leaking classified documents — long before the release of a ‘bombshell’ whistleblower testimony claiming the California lawmaker approved leaking classified information in order to discredit the president during the Russiagate probe,” Fox News writes in the lede to a story showing they are so close to getting it.

Like it’s right there, right in front of them. They even put “bombshell” in scare quotes. In fact that might even be the work of a lone writer just quietly rebelling, if only for a moment, against the editorial directives of their superiors at the propaganda network, subtly expressing the reality that this is all complete horseshit made up to make their criminal president look like a victim.

It's true that slavery is one of the DARKEST chapters of American history. But it's also true that lot of brave Americans fought a war to END it.

The question President @realDonaldTrump is asking is: Are we going to define our country based on our worst moments or our best? pic.twitter.com/sRLK2dF6yb

— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) August 20, 2025

“An Earling, Iowa, man was sentenced on August 15, 2025, to four months in federal prison for wire fraud. According to public court documents, from September 2021 to October 2022, Mitch William Gross, 34, defrauded his employer, Ruan Transportation Corporation, by using business-related credit cards for personal purchases, including prepaid gift cards, Pokemon cards, and gaming items.”

“Gross submitted falsified receipts and mischaracterized fraudulent charges on his expense reports so that the purchases appeared as legitimate business expenses. His fraudulent purchases totaled over $140,000. After completing his term of imprisonment, Gross will be required to serve a three-year term of supervised release. There is no parole in the federal system. Gross was also ordered to pay $146,590.15 in restitution. United States Attorney Richard D Westphal of the Southern District of Iowa made the announcement. This case was investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Des Moines Police Department,” says a Justice Department press release.

What it doesn’t say is Gross’s political party. Neither does the result for him on VoteRef.com. It does however say that his boomer-aged parents, who he lives with, are registered Republicans.

“Similar to many global businesses, we continue to navigate a challenging economic environment. As a result, we’ve made the difficult decision to increase the recommended retail price for PlayStation 5 consoles in the US starting on August 21. The updated recommended retail price for PlayStation 5 consoles in the US are as follows: PlayStation 5 – $549.99, PlayStation 5 Digital Edition – $499.99, PlayStation 5 Pro – $749.99 The recommended retail prices for PlayStation 5 accessories remain unchanged, and we have no other price changes to announce for additional markets,” says a blog post from the Japanese gaming/entertainment giant careful to avoid mentioning you know who.

Still in “a challenging economic environment” a company should want to be reducing the price of a product that debuted almost five years ago. This morning Axios reported with a cheeky graphic of a $1 bill like a dam about to burst that these exact kind of announcements were coming, while Wired quoted some Trump minion as saying “I’m probably surprised that there has not been more concern,” about prices spiking. “I think the reality is that we’re at that sort of inflection point, where retailers were reluctant to raise prices because they feared retaliation from the administration. Now the reality is setting in that these are not transitory. There are going to be economic consequences.”

Stop trying to make Gavin Newsom happen. Gavin Newsom is not going to happen.

This whole campaign to make him seem like a Chad is so stupid.

Be honest, which of these dudes would you rather hang out with? https://t.co/ne5wJwEmzN

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) August 20, 2025

“Any State that has built and relied on WINDMILLS and SOLAR for power are seeing RECORD BREAKING INCREASES IN ELECTRICITY AND ENERGY COSTS. THE SCAM OF THE CENTURY! We will not approve wind or farmer destroying Solar. The days of stupidity are over in the USA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday morning in his first real followup on his 2024 campaign trail pledge to cut home energy costs by half within his first year in office.

The social media screech comes a day after Politico reported Energy Secretary Chris Wright told them that “The momentum of the Obama-Biden policies, for sure that destruction is going to continue in the coming years. That momentum is pushing prices up right now. And who’s going to get blamed for it? We’re going to get blamed because we’re in office,” which is probably what prompted Trump’s shitposting. Electricity prices averaged 5.5 higher in July over the previous year.

A new CBS News report reveals that “politics may have” had something to do with the purging of five top FBI officials earlier this month as though there might be some alternative explanation.

Speaking on abhorrent gnome Mark Levin’s show Tuesday night, convicted felon President Trump proclaimed Israeli dictator is “a war hero, I guess I am too. Nobody cares. But I am too. I mean, I sent those planes,” in reference to June’s US airstrikes on Iran’s subterranean nuclear facilities in a failed bid to completely end Tehran’s nuclear program, Politico EU reports on the sucker loser’s words.

Politico EU then notes that Netanyahu is being sought for arrest on an International Criminal Court warrant for his genocidal campaign against the people of Gaza and that “Trump has never fought in an actual war, nor served in the military. He received five deferments from the Vietnam War draft, including a medical exemption after a diagnosis of bone spurs in his heels when he was 22.”

STAY TUNED: Breakfast with @Paula_Deen is coming — we’re cooking up ice cream French toast! 🍨🍞 | @SteveDoocy pic.twitter.com/qzGamdWa0P

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) August 20, 2025

Wishing to maintain his ties with neckbearded Vice President JD Vance, drug-addicted billionaire Elon Musk has told associates he’s pulling the plug on his plans to launch a third party to siphon votes away from the GOP, the Wall Street Journal reports on what was already kind of obvious given how there had been almost no mention of the nascent effort from the serial impregnator in months.

This week’s Economist/YouGov survey‘s question of “Do you think that Israel is committing genocide against Palestinian civilians?” finds 43 percent of overall respondents saying yes, to 29 percent no and 28 percent not sure… Which is probably far closer to 71 percent yes. Among Trump 2024 voters it’s 18 percent yes and 27 percent not sure to 55 percent no. Seems that’s pretty low for MAGA.

Another 14 percent of the fat fuck’s voters said he’s “too supportive of Israel” and another 16 percent said “not sure,” so there’s another not great sign for the Netanyahu regime.

Elsewhere in the survey a too-early generic congressional ballot question finds Dems leading Republicans 41 to 33 percent, but what’s more interesting/tantalizing is, again, the Trump 2024 voters’ responses: There’s only a small crossover offset where 5 percent of Trump 2024 voters who say they plan to vote Dem vs 2 percent of Harris 2024 voters. However 14 percent of Trump voters said they don’t know, more than twice the 6 percent of Harris 2024 voters. Plenty will come home as always over the next 15 months, yet that the GOP’s in a hole already is worth noting.

Check out Brian Beutler’s Substack for a very interesting and much better written version of Spartan’s obsession with the prevalence of “not sure” in Trump voters responses to tricky questions.

“I imagine you were mortified to read – online and publicly – your recent letter to US Attorney General Pam Bondi (April 24, 2025). On page 4, you make admissions about your client Letitia James’ conduct that are stunning to me. I am Special Attorney investigating many matters including the criminal referral to which you refer in the Bondi letter. I believe that your admission regarding Letitita [sic] James’ conduct indicates that she is serious about addressing the problems presented in the referral. After all, her approval of your letter includes the admission although she likely did not expect it to be published. At this time, Letitia James would best serve the ‘good of the state and nation’ by resigning from office to address the issues in the referral. Her resignation from office would give the people of New York and America more peace than proceeding. I would take this as an act of good faith,” wrote Trump enforcer Ed Martin to New York Attorney General Letitia James’s lawyer Abbe Lowell last week, and Christ, what a friggin worm, basically telling her he’ll back off this fake investigation into her mortgage if she just resigns from office “as an act of good faith.”

In response Lowell told him basically to fuck off, writing “Just four days into your role, no search for facts or questions of law; instead, you twice called for Ms James to resign. DOJ has firm policies against using investigations and against using prosecutorial power for achieving political ends. This is ever more the case when that demand is made to seek political revenge against a public official in the opposite party of the Administration. Let me be clear: that will not happen here.”

“Museums throughout Washington, but all over the Country are, essentially, the last remaining segment of ‘WOKE.’ The Smithsonian is OUT OF CONTROL, where everything discussed is how horrible our Country is, how bad Slavery was, how unaccomplished the downtrodden have been.”

“Nothing about Success, nothing about Brightness, nothing about the Future. We are not going to allow this to happen, and I have instructed my attorneys to go through the Museums, and start the exact same process that has been done with Colleges and Universities where tremendous progress has been made. This Country cannot be WOKE, because WOKE IS BROKE. We have the ‘HOTTEST’ Country in the World, and we want people to talk about it, including in our Museums” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday, who evidently wants American museums to have exhibits about the future and also to be less woke and/or biased against slavery.

Leesville, Louisiana child rapist Thomas Allen McCartney, 37, who was already a sex offended before he pleaded guilty Tuesday to the 2023 attempted first-degree rape of a child under 13, also agreed to be both chemically and physically castrated on top of 40 years in prison, Fox 8 reports.

When McCartney was arrested in 2023, prosecutors said he had been caught sexually abusing a 7 year-old girl. He was already a Tier 3 sex offender in Louisiana after a 2011 attempted aggravated rape conviction. That was after he was arrested on one count of felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile in 2006 and on two counts of aggravated rape of a 12 year-old in 2010. It’s not clear why he wasn’t castrated after the second one, or maybe it is because McCartney is white.