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“Today, the US Department of the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) is sanctioning Brazilian Supreme Federal Court (STF) justice Alexandre de Moraes (de Moraes), who has used his position to authorize arbitrary pre-trial detentions and suppress freedom of expression. ‘Alexandre de Moraes has taken it upon himself to be judge and jury in an unlawful witch hunt against US and Brazilian citizens and companies,’ said Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent. ‘De Moraes is responsible for an oppressive campaign of censorship, arbitrary detentions that violate human rights, and politicized prosecutions – including against former President Jair Bolsonaro. Today’s action makes clear that Treasury will continue to hold accountable those who threaten US interests and the freedoms of our citizens,'” says the Treasury Department in a press release.

“Today’s action is being taken pursuant to Executive Order 13818, which builds upon and implements the Global Magnitsky Human Rights Accountability Act and targets perpetrators of serious human rights abuse around the world. Today’s action follows the US Department of State’s revocation of de Moraes’s visa and those of his immediate family members on July 18, 2025, for their complicity in aiding and abetting de Moraes’ unlawful censorship campaign against US persons on US soil.”

Huh. “Their complicity,” like they’re supposed to kill their dad for signing off on charges against Bolsonaro for plotting a coup and inciting a riot after his defeat to Luiz Lula in 2022.

The fat bastard was similarly confused when a reporter asked him about the “burn bags,” the latest MAGA conspiracy thriller story but then he got it mixed up with the Epstein clusterfuck. Very sad.

The Federal Reserve Bank on Wednesday told convicted felon President Trump “fuck you” and refused to lower interest rates, disobeying the Orange God Emperor’s repeated and insistent commands to do so.

Officials with the US Department of Energy say yes, there are wasps at a former nuclear munitions plant in South Carolina and yes the wasps are radioactive but it’s not as scary as it sounds, the AP reports, explaining that they already blasted wasps with regular insect spray and they’re dead.

Nobody needed to use any sort of superpowered anti-nuclear insect spray. Okay? Jeez.

“On Saturday, August 2, Senator Cruz will join Attorney General Brenna Bird at the Brenna Bird Barn Bash in Dallas County, Iowa, where he will deliver remarks,” says a press release on TedCruz.org.

🚨🚨🚨 HOLY SHIT A BARN BASH! THAT’S ALMOST AS BIG AS A RUMP RIDE OR WHATEVER THEY CALL IT WHEN THE CANDIDATES RIDE ON MOTORCYCLES WITH THE IOWA PEOPLE! WOW! 🚨🚨🚨

MAGA Congressman Eric Burlison, who was credulous last year when presented with information that there are four main alien races regularly visiting Earth – the Greys, the Nordics, the Reptilians, and the Insectoids, who look kind of like praying mantises, according to abductees – was similarly open to possibly suspect claims on the question of whether President Donald Trump had ever visited dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein’s private abode in the US Virgin Islands when it was a really expensive brothel, telling Wolf Blitzer that he took Trump at his word on the matter.

Ever the helpful one, Massachusetts Senator Liz Warren on Wednesday reminded convicted felon President Trump that he on the campaign trail had promised specifically to lower electricity bills by half within his first year back in office, CNN reports on a letter reading “Rather than keeping his campaign promise to ‘cut the price of energy and electricity in half,’ President Trump’s shortsighted approach to energy policy is driving prices higher and doing so quickly. Instead of feeling relief, families are paying higher and higher utility bills.” Trump should thank her for the timely note to stay on his to-do list instead of ranting about his dead friend Jeffrey Epstein constantly.

A scheduling notice posted by the US Supreme Court on Wednesday lists Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell’s bid to overturn her 2021 conviction as slated for their September 29th conference, meaning Los Supremos have nudged her case – that the 2008 deal Epstein struck with prosecutors should also apply to Maxwell – closer to full certiorari. Slightly closer.

Oklahoma state Superintendent of Education Ryan Walters on Tuesday declared that the law enforcement investigation into Oklahoma state Superintendent of Education Ryan Walters had cleared him of any impropriety for having a screen displaying naked ladies during a meeting in his office last week, KFOR reports on a complete and total exoneration for the controversial official.

“We have had our name cleared by both the Oklahoma Office of Management and Enterprise Services and the sheriff’s office,” Walters said, using “we” and “our” for reasons unclear but he is an education professional, you know, so it’s probably proper usage. Plus he’s an expert on pronouns.

“There is nothing scandalous that I was a part of whatsoever,” Walters added, switching back to “I.”

A spokesman for the Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Office disagreed with Walters’ facts. “That simply isn’t the case,” Aaron Brilbeck told KFOR. “Our investigation is still ongoing. In fact, I would categorize it as being in its infancy. This is going to be a very thorough investigation. And once the investigation is complete, we’re going to be very transparent with our findings,” Brilbeck continued with his alternative viewpoint on whether Walters is under investigation for the naked ladies incident.

Walters on Tuesday also educated media on the theory that the television in his office displaying the naked ladies was simply tuned to a cable network of an unspecified nature. “None of my devices were ever connected to that TV,” Walters told reporters, adding that the sheriff’s office “concluded there weren’t devices connected to” the television. Brilbeck later again had alternative facts about that specific aspect, saying the sheriff’s office had not made such a determination.

An anonymous Republican operative “close to the White House who works on Senate and House races” tells Politico Playbook he’s come to a certain realization about the party’s push to redraw congressional maps in Texas and other states, on that should’ve been obvious from the get-go, especially given convicted felon President Trump’s obsession with maintaining control of the House.

“If we are relying on redistricting to hold the majorities, we have bigger issues,” said the operative. In the very next quote, the operative then decided it was worth it anyway. “Frankly, Democrats do it, so we are giving them a dose of their own medicine,” he said, evidently satisfied with the justification.

Which should tell you that the new Texas map – which Punchbowl News reports creates five new Trump +10 seats – is not being seen as enough in that state nor are Republicans particularly optimistic they can squeeze enough out of other states. Further down Playbook also rates it as highly likely California will respond in kind, thus leaving the most probable outcome a wash of very-low-single-digit seats shifted nationally and more bad blood Blue and Red between states.

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“Real gross domestic product (GDP) increased at an annual rate of 3.0 percent in the second quarter of 2025 (April, May, and June), according to the advance estimate released by the US Bureau of Economic Analysis. In the first quarter, real GDP decreased 0.5 percent. The increase in real GDP in the second quarter primarily reflected a decrease in imports, which are a subtraction in the calculation of GDP, and an increase in consumer spending. These movements were partly offset by decreases in investment and exports,” says the Bureau of Economic Analysis in the quarterly update.

“Remember, while India is our friend, we have, over the years, done relatively little business with them because their Tariffs are far too high, among the highest in the World, and they have the most strenuous and obnoxious non-monetary Trade Barriers of any Country. Also, they have always bought a vast majority of their military equipment from Russia, and are Russia’s largest buyer of ENERGY, along with China, at a time when everyone wants Russia to STOP THE KILLING IN UKRAINE, ALL THINGS NOT GOOD! INDIA WILL THEREFORE BE PAYING A TARIFF OF 25 PERCENT, PLUS A PENALTY FOR THE ABOVE, STARTING ON AUGUST FIRST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. MAGA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, pissed over not getting a bribe from Modi or something who the hell knows what his problem is.

“WE HAVE A MASSIVE TRADE DEFICIT WITH INDIA!!!” fatass added in a subsequent post. Prior to that angry, confused rant he was super-extra serious for real about Friday being the new “Liberation Day,” posting “THE AUGUST FIRST DEADLINE IS THE AUGUST FIRST DEADLINE – IT STANDS STRONG, AND WILL NOT BE EXTENDED. A BIG DAY FOR AMERICA,” because let’s pay more for shit.

A demented racist old grandfather nearing 80 and in failing physical and mental health on Wednesday retreated to the world of social media to share a number of low-effort, low-quality memes to escape from the misery of living in a constant state of confusion and anger. The memes, some of which were created by his social media friends or their Photoshop-savvy grandchildren as much as six or seven years ago, served as an affirmation of the old man’s political preferences.

The tsunami generated by Tuesday’s 8.8-magnitude earthquake off Russia’s Pacific coast has thus far thankfully turned out to be pretty mild and no significant damage has been wrought on the many American coastlines and territorial islands in its path so far, Time Magazine reports.

The worst of it occurred in Russia itself and even there the waves were only about 10 to 13 feet high, causing moderate damage to the sparsely-populated region. Japan’s highest waves were 10 feet in isolated areas of Hokkaido, while California and Alaska saw crests under 2 feet high. “So far we have not seen a wave of consequence, which is a great relief to us,” Hawaii Gov Josh Green said.

“Dear Attorney General Bondi, Pursuant to USC §2954 which holds in relevant part that an Executive agency on request of… the Committee on [Homeland Security and] Governmental Affairs of the Senate or any five members thereof shall submit any information requested of it relating to any matter within the jurisdiction of the committee we request the full and complete Epstein files as identified by the Department of Justice,” writes Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer in a letter co-signed by no fewer than seven other Dems exploiting a 1928 statute to further exploit the self-inflicted political vulnerability to the Trump Regime still posed by the dead sex trafficker.

Naturally, according to the New York Times, it’s not going to be that straightforward as they write the law “has been infrequently used, and it has not faced significant tests in court, raising questions over whether it can be enforced.” Just as naturally, however, such a court fight isn’t the worst consolation prize politically since, well, you know… It’s not the greatest look politically for convicted felon President Trump to be ordering Bondi and her minions to be fighting against the release of the files they said they were going to release until they changed their minds earlier this month.

A source in convicted felon President Trump’s White House tells Deadline that the Orange God Emperor is “seriously considering” issuing a pardon for disgraced hip-hop mogul Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs following his conviction earlier this month on two counts of “transportation for prostitution” while walking on the sex trafficking and racketeering charges. Which would totally help change the subject from the ongoing scandal of his regime’s unwillingness to fully expose the government’s knowledge of the horrific crimes committed by dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and his clientele.

To ditch the tedious sarcasm this is 100 percent believable simply because the case against Puffy was prosecuted by none other than now-former SDNY Assistant US Attorney Maurene Comey.

“Due to a massive earthquake that occurred in the Pacific Ocean, a Tsunami Warning is in effect for those living in Hawaii. A Tsunami Watch is in effect for Alaska and the Pacific Coast of the United States. Japan is also in the way. Please visit tsunami.gov/ for the latest information. STAY STRONG AND STAY SAFE!” posted convicted felon President Trump’s Truth Social account on Tuesday.

Coastal areas in the Aloha State were ordered to evacuate. Watch local news live above.

Suck it libs! LMAO! Lawfare’s Anna Bower reports your fake news BlueAnon BS didn’t work!