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“National Park Service law enforcement rangers, in cooperation with special agents from the Bureau of Land Management, removed an illegal marijuana cultivation site in Sequoia National Park last week. A total of 2,377 full-grown marijuana plants and approximately 2,000 pounds of trash and infrastructure were removed by hand and helicopter sling-load operations.”

“The site also contained a semi-automatic pistol and several hazardous chemicals, including about one gallon of methamidophos, a highly toxic insecticide banned in the United States since 2009.”

“Law enforcement rangers detected and raided this cultivation site in 2024, but the site was not rehabilitated until this year due to the presence of hazardous chemicals. No arrests have been made, and the investigation is ongoing,” says the National Park Service in a press release indicating that somebody fucked up and forgot to buy some $TRUMP shitcoin or write a check to get Kid Rock to do an extra show at the Kennedy Center or something. They could’ve gotten creative with it.

No fewer than seven CDC officials tell KFF Health News that convicted felon President Trump and Bobby “Brainworms” Kennedy Jr’s regime at the Department of Health and Human Services prevented them from communicating with local officials in Texas during this year’s measles outbreak among the innocent children of anti-vax dipshits. “All of us at CDC train for this moment, a massive outbreak,” one CDC researcher said. “All this training and then we weren’t allowed to do anything.”

It’s not like the local Mennonite communities – the sect has a common ancestry with the Amish but the cultural distancing in the West Texas region is probably more akin to that of Hasidic Jews – hit hardest were open to working with officials. They absolutely were not. The MAGAfied CDC made this worse in its first acknowledgment of the outbreak – which came only after a 6 year-old girl died of the virus – that promoted Vitamin A supplements along with the measles-mumps-rubella vaccine.

Which meant doctors were stuck treating children with measles and Vitamin A poisoning. “How many people will choose Vitamin A and not a vaccine because it appears to them there are two options?” wrote Texas Department of Health official Scott Milton in an email obtained by KFF.

The only way to prevent you and your friends from targeting the rest of us with bullshit is to guarantee a cost for that behavior. That looks like revenge to you, only because you don’t like it. https://t.co/sNTnfO3l5G

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) August 24, 2025

Convicted felon President Trump, who himself was granted bail four times in 2023, plans to end cashless bail for criminal defendants in the District of Columbia via executive order, Axios reports.

“I just watched Sloppy Chris Christie be interviewed on a ratings challenged ‘News’ Show, ‘This Week With George Slopadopolus,’ on ABC Fake News (By the way, what the ‘hell’ happened to Jonathan Karl’s hair? He looks absolutely terrible! It’s amazing what bad ratings, on a failed television show that was forced to pay me $16,000,000, can do to one’s appearance!).”

“Can anyone believe anything that Sloppy Chris says? Do you remember the way he lied about the dangerous and deadly closure of the George Washington Bridge in order to stay out of prison, at the same time sacrificing people who worked for him, including a young mother, who spent years trying to fight off the vicious charges against her. Chris refused to take responsibility for these criminal acts. For the sake of JUSTICE, perhaps we should start looking at that very serious situation again?”

“NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, evidently his lawyers having given up a long time ago on attempting to educate the fat fuck on the statute of limitations and how it works.

The Clinton Global Initiative in 2013 threw an event for “honored guest” Ghislaine Maxwell, years after she was publicly accused of being Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking accomplice in a series of lawsuits from the victims, according to documents obtained by CNN’s KFile.

Oh and even better: Maxwell was served a subpoena in another Epstein-related lawsuit at this event.

“Governor Wes Moore of Maryland has asked, in a rather nasty and provocative tone, that I ‘walk the streets of Maryland’ with him. I assume he is talking about out of control, crime ridden, Baltimore? As President, I would much prefer that he clean up this Crime disaster before I go there for a ‘walk.’ Wes Moore’s record on Crime is a very bad one, unless he fudges his figures on crime like many of the other ‘Blue States’ are doing. But if Wes Moore needs help, like Gavin Newscum did in LA, I will send in the ‘troops,’ which is being done in nearby DC, and quickly clean up the Crime.”

“After only one week, there is NO CRIME AND NO MURDER IN DC! When it is like that in Baltimore, I will proudly ‘walk the streets’ with the failing, because of Crime, Governor of Maryland. PS Baltimore is ranked the 4th WORST CITY IN THE NATION IN CRIME & MURDER. Stop talking and get to work, Wes. I’ll then see you on the streets!!! Also, I gave Wes Moore a lot of money to fix his demolished bridge. I will now have to rethink that decision??? Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday.

“Did Wes Moore, the Governor of Maryland, lie about getting a Bronze Star?” the fat bastard then posted as though that’s a subjective thing and you can’t just verify it in US Army records.

Earlier this year Vance had considerably stronger words for Antifa libs attacking Teslas, posting “The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you… Terrorists will be brought to justice.”

About 97 percent of the 33,295 Epstein files pages released by the Justice Department to the House Oversight Committee on Friday were already public, the New York Times reports.

Citing several cheeky instances of “recession specials” advertised in Brooklyn and San Francisco, CNBC reports it might soon no longer be a silly ironic half-joke by self-satisfied trendsters.

“What’s very clear from the consumer sentiment data is that consumers are broadly bracing for a slowdown in the economy and a deterioration – not just with inflation, expecting inflation to get worse – but they’re also expecting businesses conditions to deteriorate,” said University of Michigan consumer sentiment czarina Joanne Hsu. “They’re expecting labor markets to weaken and jobless rates to go up. And what you’re seeing with these businesses could be a reaction to that.”

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s hilarious how we in MAGA trust the word of Ghislaine Maxwell more than we trust the word of Pam Blondi. 😅

It goes to show you how unfavorable Blondi really is. The only person who thinks she’s doing a great job is our favorite President! pic.twitter.com/1VgpyHNZgt

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) August 23, 2025

If you’re familiar with the story of Jon and Carie Hallford – two scumbag Colorado funeral home owners who stashed 200 unrefrigerated bodies in a decrepit building whose plea deal was rejected by a judge on Friday, per KKTV – you could be forgiven if you saw the Associated Press‘s headline from the same day, “Colorado governor demands coroner’s resignation after decomposing bodies found in funeral home,” and thought it was about the Hallfords since they were in the news that day.

It wasn’t.

No, this was a completely different funeral home, Davis Mortuary in Pueblo, owned by the county coroner himself, Brian Cotter. The Hallfords’ funeral home, Return to Nature, in Penrose. Cotter was present on Wednesday when investigators showed up at his funeral home and, in a nice touch by the AP, they write that “Cotter asked the inspectors not to enter the room” before they discovered at least 20 bodies stashed in there to rot, some possibly for as long as 15 years.

Now this isn’t anything new, and even though the Hallfords make Cotter look like an amateur they aren’t even the GOATs of American funeral home corpse piling as that title belongs to Ray Brent Marsh’s Tri-State Crematorium in Noble, Georgia. Marsh stashed 339 bodies that he took money to burn and just left them to rot in sheds and trailers in the woods until he was caught in 2002.

An explosion at lubricant manufacturer at Smitty’s Supply prompted an evacuation in Roseland in Tangipahoa Parish, Louisiana on Friday, ABC News reports. adding a large plume of smoke could be seen following the explosion. “Relocate IMMEDIATELY and stay away from this area until further notice,” the Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff’s Office posted along with a pic of acrid black smoke and something white genocide from two years ago that Jesse Watters said was a thing in Ohio.

Convicted felon President Trump’s Reich has released a transcript of convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell’s interview with Trump defense lawyer Todd Blanche in his official capacity.

Fox News of course rushed on air with clips of Maxwell saying what Trump wanted her to say.

From a Friday statement from lawyer Sean Hecker via Fox 17 Nashville: “Today, Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. He is presently en route to his family in Maryland, after being unlawfully arrested and deported, and then imprisoned, all because of the government’s vindictive attack on a man who had the courage to fight back against the Administration’s continuing assault on the rule of law. He is grateful that his access to American courts has provided meaningful due process.”

Linda McMahon, the former CEO of fake fighting circus World Wrestling Entertainment, wife to a credibly suspected sex trafficker, and a complete fraud pretending to be the US Secretary of Education, was worried that appearing with Oklahoma Superintendent of Education Ryan Walters would make her look bad so she had Gov Kevin Stitt fill in for Walters at some bullshit “Returning Education to the States Tour” event in the Sooner State this week, NOTUS reports.

Sources said Walters, who was recently exonerated from wrongdoing in a bizarre porn scandal in a very unlikely manner, is still nevertheless too much of a “distraction” to be around McMahon.

Convicted felon President Trump will on Friday make a secret special announcement from the Oval Office on the day when the Justice Department is supposed to be handing a shit ton of its files on his best bud Jeffrey Epstein over to the House Oversight Committee. Could be big. Real big.

California Republicans, led by failed former Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy, are gearing up for a hell of a fight against the ballot measure – passed by Dems in the state legislature on Thursday to override the independent redistricting commission in response to the Texas gerrymandering ordered by convicted felon President Trump – but do not at all want the fat bastard’s “help,” CNN reports.

“All you need to do is make sure Donald Trump stays out of California for 10 weeks,” said Golden State Republican strategist Rob Stutzman. McCarthy’s head is in the same place as CNN writes he has “privately signaled to the White House that it would be helpful to minimize Trump’s involvement in the California political fight,” and that, naturally, “a spokesperson for McCarthy did not respond to CNN’s request for comment.” Asking the same question of former California GOP chair Jessica Millan Patterson, also leading the effort, CNN also got no answer. Pressed again, Patterson said simply “It’s pretty clear that Democrats have no other argument. We’re going to make sure that California voters are on to what Democrats have cooked up, and we’re going to continue to push that message out.”

A Los Angeles Times/UC Berkeley Institute of Governmental Studies survey finds that, among all voters the ballot measure is at 48 to 32 percent support, but among respondents who regularly vote in statewide elections overall support for redistricting jumps to 55 percent to 34 percent opposed. Which kind of raises the question of why the fuck McCarthy and the other assholes are even bothering. It’s not like Joe Rogan and Theo Von bros are going to be turning out for this one.

Hungarian and Slovakian officials tell Reuters they’re looking at an at least five day halt to oil flows from Russia after a Thursday night Ukrainian strike on an oil facility cut off the flow to the two pro-Putin European Union countries. It’s the second time this week that Russian oil supplies have been cut to Hungary and Slovakia, after a halt on Monday and Tuesday from another Ukrainian strike.

Hungarian dictator Viktor Orban on Friday posted on Facebook a letter he wrote to convicted felon President Trump about another strike on Russian oil infrastructure from earlier this month in which Orban called the attack a “very unfortunate move.” On the image is a Sharpied response from Donald where he scribbled “Viktor – I do not like hearing this – I am very angry about it.”