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Senate Dems again demand Bondi release Epstein files

“We write regarding the Department of Justice and its handling of the Jeffrey Epstein case and records. Last week, the Senate Appropriations Committee, by a unanimous bipartisan vote, directed you and the Department to preserve and retain all of the Epstein files and to submit a report on the records to the Subcommittee on Commerce, Justice, Science, and Related Agencies.”

“This unanimous vote reflects the urgent need to provide transparency and accountability with respect to the Epstein files. There is no reason to wait until the bill with our amendment makes its way through Congress. We call upon you to follow the bipartisan directive of the Appropriations Committee and release the Epstein files without delay. The case of Jeffrey Epstein is a deeply disturbing one, with horrifying sexual abuse of over 1,000 young women and girls. From the lenient plea deal he received in Florida in 2008 to the end of his case with his death in prison in 2019, survivors of his abuse have been denied the full accounting of his crimes and the justice they deserve. We must ensure that the American people can have confidence in a justice system that operates without secrecy or undue influence— especially in the handling of such a prominent case involving the sexual exploitation and trafficking of so many victims. Delivering transparency in this case is necessary to providing accountability and answers to the American people” write Dem Senators Dick Durbin and Chris Van Hollen in a letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi.

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Mike Johnson considering non-binding Epstein resolution

Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson and other House GOP leaders are considering a non-binding resolution calling for the full release of the Epstein files in order to quell anger from Republicans on the Rules Committee tired of getting jammed up by Dems on amendment votes for it, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports on a not-really-an-exit-ramp exit ramp for the bespectacled sycophant.

“Republicans on Rules are pissed they are being asked to oppose these amendments. And GOP members of Rules want political cover. RULES was supposed to meet this morning. They still haven’t even scheduled a hearing on rescissions. All because of this row over EPSTEIN and the House GOP’s handling of it,” Sherman writes, underscoring how badly this is derailing actual legislating.

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Wyden says he uncovered a shit ton of Epstein transactions

Senate Finance Committee Ranking Dem Ron Wyden tells the New York Times his staff have found filings by four big banks in which they flagged as suspicious more than $1.5 billion in transactions to and from dead pimp Jeffrey Epstein by numerous wealthy individuals, the kind of shit that would have taken Obama, Biden, Hillary, John Brennan, and James Comey a lot of work to make up.

“We felt from the beginning this was a follow-the-money case,” said Wyden. “This horrific sex-trafficking operation cost Epstein a lot of money, and he had to get that money from somewhere.”

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Capitol rioter convicted of child porn possession

“After a one‑day trial, a jury found Kyle Travis Colton, 37, of Citrus Heights, guilty Tuesday of one count of receiving child pornography, Acting US Attorney Kimberly A Sanchez announced. According to evidence presented at trial and in court documents, during a search of Colton’s home law enforcement recovered his laptop, which contained copious images and videos depicting the graphic sexual abuse of young children. The jury heard evidence that between July 2022 and December 2023, Colton downloaded these depictions of children engaged in sexually explicit conduct. The material was saved on Colton’s computer desktop and in his downloads folder, and he had user-created bookmarks linking to known child pornography websites.”

“This case is the product of an investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Assistant United States Attorneys Whitnee Goins and Shea J Kenny are prosecuting the case. Colton is scheduled to be sentenced by US District Judge Dale A Drozd on Oct 27, 2025. Colton faces a maximum statutory penalty of 20 years in prison and a mandatory minimum sentence of five years in prison, and a $250,000 fine. The actual sentence, however, will be determined at the discretion of the court after consideration of any applicable statutory factors and the Federal Sentencing Guidelines, which take into account a number of variables,” says a DOJ/Northern District of California press release.

What it doesn’t say is that Colton is a Capitol rioter who was pardoned on January 20th with every other of the assholes who sacked the US Capitol in 2021, nor that Colton tried to argue to the court that the pardon also covered the child porn charge because the Justice Department argued the same for two similarly dispositioned insurrectionists, one of whom stole grenades and classified info from the government, the other having pleaded guilty to possession of firearms.

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This isn’t what I voted for: Federal legislative edition

Much like the regular dipshits who cry “this isn’t what I voted for” when they get what they voted for through a spouse or employee getting arrested and detained by ICE, Republican Nevada Congressman Mark Amodei now says he didn’t vote to decrease a tax deduction on gambling losses in the Big Beautiful Bill. Except he kind of did vote for it because, unlike the fucking idiots who thought Trump wouldn’t deport “family-oriented” undocumented immigrants because they chose not to listen to him and his campaign (or were misled through propaganda) the wonky 90 percent cap on the deductibility on losses was in the bill, in plain black and white.

Stupid story short, before this bill, losses after wins were 100 percent deductible and any gambler broke even by winning $50,000 and then losing it would owe taxes for $0 of the winnings. That is until the Big Beautiful Bill dropped the deductibility to 90 percent, meaning that $5,000 of that is taxable… Which is stupid and this fucking idiot voted for it whether he admits it or not.

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Thai woman arrested for sextorting celibate Buddhist monks

A 35 year-old Thai woman has been arrested on suspicion of crimes including money laundering and receiving stolen goods after blackmailing at least nine Buddhist monks – among them several prominent abbots of prominent temples – by enticing them into effing and then extorting them for the equivalent of millions in US dollars in exchange for her not posting pics and videos of them breaking their sacred vow of celibacy during said effings, the Times of London reports.

The scheme by Wilawan Emsawat, who would make contact with the monks on social media and rope them into the Bangkoking at her luxury home outside of Bangkok, unraveled after last month’s abrupt ghosting of Phra Thep Wachirapamok – aka “Arch” – the abbot of Wat Tri Thotsathep Worawihan temple in the capital city until he quit and fled to Laos. Wilawan had claimed to “Arch” she was pregnant by him and demanded approximately $239,970.98 in payoff fees in exchange for her silence. When he refused she told other monks, leading to his exodus – and another monk saying he had been in what he thought was a long-term relationship with Wilawan but then discovered she was effing another one. In all Wilawan’s bank records reveal she had raked in the equivalent of nearly $12 million USD over the last three years of her Buddhist monk sextortion scheme.

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California Dems have two paths on redistricting push

Dems in California’s congressional delegation and in the state legislature are on board with Gov Gavin Newsom’s plan to retaliate for convicted felon President Trump and Texas Republicans’ move to try to squeeze between three and five Lone Star State Dems out through redistricting with a gerrymandering of their own aimed at between five and seven Republicans, Punchbowl reports.

The two options they have for erasing districts such as those held by Republicans Kevin Kiley, Ken Calvert, car thief Darrell Issa, Kim, David Valadao, and Doug LaMalfa include (1) Newsom calls a special session to put a measure on the ballot to rollback Prop 20, the 2010 referendum that established the independent redistricting commission that most of the nine GOP US Representatives in the Golden State owe their seats to. Dems may throw in a “poison pill” of a voter ID law into the ballot measure to entice MAGA voters to back it (2) Just ignore Proposition 20 because California’s state constitution does not explicitly ban redistricting mid-decade. It would however run into a shit ton of legal challenges from Republicans in the state, but it’s the less expensive of the two routes.

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“Naive Republicans fall into lies like they always do”

Convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday sounded defeated and tired that his party isn’t doing enough to defend him on the “Jeffrey Epstein hoax” as fathead propagandist John Solomon tried to cheer him up by encouraging politically motivated investigations against his enemies, including a new one to “look into” the “hoax” of the Epstein files… Seems kind of late in the game for this.

At least Pam Bondi fired James Comey’s daughter Maurene, the lead prosecutor in the 2019 case.

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Tsunami warnings issued after 7.3 magnitude quake off Alaska

The National Weather Service’s US Tsunami Warning System on Wednesday issued an alert for a wave across Souther Alaska after a 7.3 magnitude earthquake struck 50 miles off the coast of Sand Point, on the Alaska Peninsula at 12:37 PM AKDT. Any wave, if one happens, is expected to begin hitting within the next 10 to 15 minutes of the printing. Fingers crossed nothing happens.

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Orange Fuhrer’s approval at 40 percent: Quinnipiac poll

A new Quinnipiac University national survey finds convicted felon President Trump’s job approval rating at 40 percent to 54 percent disapprove. On the Epstein files shitshow, just 17 percent of voters say they approve of the way the regime is handling the situation while 63 percent of respondent disapprove, and 20 percent did not offer an opinion. Republicans are split with 40 percent approving of the way the Trump administration is handling the Jeffrey Epstein files, 36 percent disapproving and 24 percent don’t know, which sounds like a lot of these people are lying.

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WATCH LIVE: Bannon after “Epstein hoax” betrayal

Sloppy Steve is on the day that convicted felon President Trump called him and everyone else in the MAGAverse “weaklings” and Democratic mind-slaves for buying into the “Epstein hoax.” Always fun to watch and listen to right wing media on awful days for them like this.

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Picasso-face outraises Cornhole by $2.1 million

“Ken Paxton not only outraised ‘Little John’ Cornyn by $2.1 million in Q2, but Paxton’s campaign committee raised more than any other in-cycle GOP Senate incumbent across the country last quarter. ‘The fundraising numbers paint a very clear picture. The movement to fire John Cornyn has more enthusiasm right now than any other Senate campaign in America,’ said Ken Paxton. ‘There’s nothing about the lies that ‘Little John’ fed the media on Monday that can change the fact that his campaign committee couldn’t even raise $1 million last quarter, let alone the $3.9 million he claimed. I’d encourage every reporter in America right now to reach out to John Cornyn to ask him this simple question: Are you really that bad at math or did you purposely mislead the public about the truth?'” says Texas Attorney General Ken “Picasso-face” Paxton’s campaign in a press release.

National Zero on Tuesday erroneously presented and/or misunderstood NOTUS’s reporting on the totals. The $3.9 million number cited by Cornhole’s campaign for Q2 was probably mostly cash coming from the Senate GOP’s coffers. Actual regular donations to Cornyn came in at $803,953, far short of Paxton’s $2,908,591. So yeah, the “grassroots” situation for Cornhole in this very serious primary challenge appears to be actually considerably worse than initially understood.

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Trump calls Epstein truthers “weaklings,” no longer his supporters

“The Radical Left Democrats have hit pay dirt, again! Just like with the FAKE and fully discredited Steele Dossier, the lying 51 ‘Intelligence’ Agents, the Laptop from Hell, which the Dems swore had come from Russia (No, it came from Hunter Biden’s bathroom!), and even the Russia, Russia, Russia Scam itself, a totally fake and made up story used in order to hide Crooked Hillary Clinton’s big loss in the 2016 Presidential Election, these Scams and Hoaxes are all the Democrats are good at – It’s all they have – They are no good at governing, no good at policy, and no good at picking winning candidates. Also, unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, starting off with his usual grievances (mixing up Hillary and Hunter on which one had a “bathroom server”), but going further downhill from there… It’s bad. Very bad.

“Their new SCAM is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax, and my PAST supporters have bought into this ‘bullshit,’ hook, line, and sinker. They haven’t learned their lesson, and probably never will, even after being conned by the Lunatic Left for 8 long years. I have had more success in 6 months than perhaps any President in our Country’s history, and all these people want to talk about, with strong prodding by the Fake News and the success starved Dems, is the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax. Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats work, don’t even think about talking of our incredible and unprecedented success, because I don’t want their support anymore!”

“Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” he continued.

For those keeping score at home, the President of the United States literally just told his fans – like all of them – they’re weak, falling for a Democrat “hoax,” thus unworthy of calling themselves his supporters and he doesn’t want them in the MAGA movement anymore. That’s, um, very new.

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Turkish opposition leader sentenced to 20 months

Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu, presidential nominee for the Republican People’s Party and the chief rival to Turkish dictator Recep Erdogan, was sentenced Wednesday to 20 months in the joint for the crime of – because irony is dead – insulting the city’s top prosecutor by accusing him of targeting opposition figures through alleged politically motivated investigations, the AP reports.

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Charlie Kirk calls reports he’s “done” with Epstein “fake news”

“Honestly, I’m done talking about Epstein for the time being. I’m gonna trust my friends in the administration, I’m gonna trust my friends in the government to do what needs to be done, solve it, ball’s in their hands. I’ve said plenty this last weekend. So if you guys wanna see my commentary on it, that’s fine,” said Kirk on Monday. So if “the time being” was 24 hours, then no, it wasn’t fake news.

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“Only bad people”

“I don’t understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It’s pretty boring stuff. I think really only pretty bad people, including fake news, want to keep something like that going,” convicted felon President Trump told reporters on Tuesday as he continued covering for sexually predatory elites and refusing to make public what his government knows.

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Ghost hunter encounters otherworldy realm full of departed souls

Dan Rivera, lead investigator for The New England Society for Psychic Research, encountered a mysterious otherworldly realm during an otherwise routine stop on during his tour showing off the allegedly haunted “Annabelle” doll to audiences in Pennsylvania on Sunday, USA Today reports.

“It’s with deep sadness that Tony, Wade, and I share the sudden passing of our close friend and partner, Dan Rivera,” wrote NESPR on Facebook. “We are heartbroken and still processing this loss.”

Kinda breaking the kayfabe there fellas. Why not tell fans you’re working on a way to keep your buddy around you on tour? Don’t you guys know how to work an Ouija board or something like that?

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“Bro, where’s the videos?”

This fucking idiot thinks “[James] Comey’s daughter was the judge” on both the Puff Daddy and Epstein cases… Maureen Comey was the prosecutor on the cases. Regardless, Joe Rogan is NOT happy with his president or Team Orange when it comes to the Epstein situation, saying “They can lie about all kinds of things… Where’s the Epstein Files? ‘Oh, can’t find them, don’t exist.’ Like, they can get away with shit, man.” Probably not the direction fatass wants this going.

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