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BREAKING: US Embassy tells Americans in Qatar to shelter in place 'out of an abundance of caution'

— Fox News (@FoxNews) June 23, 2025

Texas Senator John Cornhole Cornyn’s situation with a primary challenge from corrupt, Picasso-faced Attorney General Ken Paxton has gotten so dire that, when asked privately if he would retire and back still-undeclared MAGA Congressman Wesley Hunt, Cornyn he’d be willing to step down for the right candidate but didn’t think Hunt would be able to defeat Paxton, the Wall Street Journal reports in a story full of other pants-pissing about the increasingly grim 2026 primary.

Some Republicans estimate that Paxton could cost the party as much as $250 million in a general election in the very likely event he wins the primary against Cornyn, sucking away money better spent in Georgia and Michigan where they’re trying to go on offense to defeat Dem Jon Ossoff and take an open seat being vacated by retiring Dem Gary Peters. Cornyn would cost the party approximately $0 because he has a shit ton of his own cash. Again, Dems are still going to need to recruit Matthew McConaughey or Tim Duncan if they want to have a chance in this one.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune and Senate GOP campaign chief Tim Scott had asked convicted felon President Trump to endorse Cornyn before Pax had launched his campaign in April, but the fat fuck refused, saying simply “They’re both friends of mine. I’ll make a determination at the right time.”

“The conflict between Israel and Iran has resulted in disruptions to travel and periodic closure of airspace across the Middle East.  There is the potential for demonstrations against US citizens and interests abroad. The Department of State advises US citizens worldwide to exercise increased caution,” says a State Department alert for revenge for the non-regime change regime change.

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— JD Vance (@JDVance) June 23, 2025

Neckbeard Vice President JD Vance was happy to repost this one, but not the other one where his fat idiot boss directly contradicted the message Vance and his fellow minions had spent hours pushing on live television the previous morning about being opposed to “regime change” in Iran.

Iran’s main nuclear enrichment/research site Fordo, near Tehran, was hit in airstrikes again on Monday, the AP reports, citing state TV. It’s not clear whether the US or Israel struck.

The IDF also bombed the gate of the Evin prison in Tehran, known for holding political prisoners.

“It’s not politically correct to use the term, ‘Regime Change,’ but if the current Iranian Regime is unable to MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN, why wouldn’t there be a Regime change??? MIGA!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, pretty literally putting Iran ahead of America.

Remember the story of Amber Thurman, the Georgia single mom who suffered horribly and died of sepsis in 2022 because her nurses and doctors were afraid of going to prison for performing an abortion-adjacent procedure on her to clear out infected, non-viable fetal tissue until it was too late?

Yeah Florida MAGA Congresswoman Kat Cammack tells the Wall Street Journal she was in a similar situation last year, that she was five weeks pregnant with a non-viable, ectopic embryo, and doctors feared going to prison if they gave her the necessary shot of methotrexate. She, just as Thurman had been two years earlier, was in a potentially fatal condition, arguing with the doctors and showing them to text of the Florida law to prove that this was “life of the mother” exception. She called heels-wearing Governor Ron DeSantis’s office but, according to Cammack, nobody picked up.

Doctors finally, for reasons unclear, relented a few hours later and gave her the shot.

Does Cammack blame DeSantis and Florida Republicans for signing the draconian law? Fuck no. She accuses “the left” of “absolute fearmongering at its worst,” that it was liberal propaganda that caused the staff at the hospital – which she won’t name – to believe they’d be prosecuted if they had given her the shot based on their own subjective call that her life was in danger. “There will be some comments like, ‘Well, thank God we have abortion services,’ even though what I went through wasn’t an abortion,” Cammack said, without noting that the law obviously treats what she went through as an abortion. She’s pregnant again and announced it recently at a White House event.

“Congressman Thomas Massie of Kentucky is not MAGA, even though he likes to say he is. Actually, MAGA doesn’t want him, doesn’t know him, and doesn’t respect him. He is a negative force who almost always Votes ‘NO,’ no matter how good something may be. He’s a simple minded ‘grandstander’ who thinks it’s good politics for Iran to have the highest level Nuclear weapon, while at the same time yelling ‘DEATH TO AMERICA’ at every chance they get. Iran has killed and maimed thousands of Americans, and even took over the American Embassy in Tehran under the Carter Administration. We had a spectacular military success yesterday, taking the ‘bomb’ right out of their hands (and they would use it if they could!) but, as usual, and despite all of the praise and accolades received, this ‘lightweight’ Congressman is against what was so brilliantly achieved last night in Iran.”

“Massie is weak, ineffective, and votes ‘NO’ on virtually everything put before him (Rand Paul, Jr), no matter how good something may be. He is disrespectful to our great military, and all that they stand for, not even acknowledging their brilliance and bravery in yesterday’s attack, which was a total and complete WIN. Massie should drop his fake act and start putting America First, but he doesn’t know how to get there – he doesn’t have a clue! He’ll undoubtedly vote against the Great, Big, Beautiful Bill, even though non-passage means a 68 percent Tax Increase for everybody, and many things far worse than that. MAGA should drop this pathetic LOSER, Tom Massie, like the plague! The good news is that we will have a wonderful American Patriot running against him in the Republican Primary, and I’ll be out in Kentucky campaigning really hard. MAGA is not about lazy, grandstanding, nonproductive politicians, of which Thomas Massie is definitely one. Thank you to our incredible military for the AMAZING job they did last night. It was really SPECIAL!!!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday, really losing his shit at the far-right edgelord Congressman.

Sunday is unnecessary war funday here at National Zero and there’s going to be a lot of bullshit on the morning shows, so let’s just stay on top of the action all in one AWESOME live feed.

Several of convicted felon President Trump’s minions tell Politico they’re worried about what happens next after the Orange Ayatollah bombed Iran, with one saying “we don’t know how much this is going to get us into something protracted. Right now the message is we want to get rid of the nuclear capacity and focus on negotiations,” which sounds awful wishful thinking-y.

“There’s a lot of risks here for escalation,” said another one of Trump’s thralls. If Iran responds with an attack on Americans “there’s going to be more pressure on the United States to get involved.”

The source added that white nationalist alcoholic Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth “is going to feel pressure and somehow prove that the strikes are as successful as Trump claimed they are.”

“We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran, including Fordow, Natanz, and Esfahan. All planes are now outside of Iran air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter” posted convicted felon President Trump on Saturday, making it officially official that the US and Iran are at war.

Convicted felon President Trump on Saturday cut short his time at his lame country club in New Jersey and returned to the White House for reasons unclear but could possibly be relevant to Iran.

Obviously in a bad mood over something, TACO Man on Saturday posted “I HATE ‘GREEN TAX CREDITS’ IN THE GREAT, BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL. They are largely a giant SCAM. I would much prefer that this money be used somewhere else, including reductions. ‘Anywhere’ would be preferable!”

“Windmills, and the rest of this ‘JUNK,’ are the most expensive and inefficient energy in the world, is destroying the beauty of the environment, and is 10 times more costly than any other energy. None of it works without massive government subsidy (energy should NOT NEED SUBSIDY!). Also, it is almost exclusively made in China!!! It is time to break away, finally, from this craziness!!!”

Disgraced Republican alcoholic sex pest former Texas Congressman Blake Farenthold died this week from a heart attack after struggling with chronic liver disease, the Texas Tribune reports.

Farenthold, 63, resigned in April 2018 during the #MeToo wave after Politico reported the previous December that he had used $84,000 in taxpayer funds to settle a sexual harassment lawsuit from a former aide – and a whole shit ton of other embarrassing revelations, like that he told a male aide before his wedding to “have your fiancee blow you before she walks down the aisle – it will be the last time,” and that, per the lawsuit accuser, he “regularly drank to excess, and because of his tendency to flirt, the staffers who accompanied him to Capitol Hill functions would joke that they had to be on ‘redhead patrol’ to keep him out of trouble,” meaning they had to keep redheaded women away from him so he wouldn’t sexually harass them in front of other people.

The former congressman, who often wore a bow-tie, looked like a considerably fatter version of Nathan Lane with a large gap between his top incisor teeth. Typical male GOP sex machine.

Colorado Trump fan Barry Morphew, famous for filling out missing wife Suzanne’s 2020 election mail-in ballot months after she disappeared while on a bike ride on Mother’s Day, was then was arrested on suspicion of her murder only to see the charges dropped because of prosecutorial misconduct, has been arrested and charged with Suzanne’s murder again, Denver7 reports.

In April 2022, just 10 days before the trial was set to begin, prosecutors with the 11th Judicial District had filed to drop the charges against Morphew, without prejudice, because of multiple fuckups in discovery, including the improper withholding of evidence – including that the DNA of an unknown male subject linked to multiple sexual assaults in other states had been found in Suzanne’s vehicle which, along with other infractions, led to prosecutor Linda Stanley getting disbarred last year.

What changed? Suzanne’s body was found in 2023 during an unrelated investigation in Saguache County, under the jurisdiction of 12th Judicial District Attorney Anne Kelly, not the 11th, where the Morphews lived. And her remains tested positive for a powerful sedative cocktail called butorphanol, azaperone, and medetomidine – or just BAM. It’s only available through highly specialized veterinary pharmacies and there are two government entities – the National Parks Service and the Colorado Department of Parks and Wildlife – and one private citizen in the entire south-central Colorado region known to have valid prescriptions for BAM. Take a wild guess who that private citizen is.

"What we need right now is action": East Palestine resident DJ Yokley speaks out on train derailment pic.twitter.com/iXMelf0t8O

— FOX & Friends (@foxandfriends) June 21, 2025

A campaign prop appeared on Fox News on Saturday to vocalize the first inklings of a dawning realization that – although he is a human being with thoughts and feelings – he is not a real person and no longer matters to those in power now that he and his neighbors have already served their purpose. The campaign prop hedged somewhat by acknowledging that there was some token recompense, even beyond the free McDonald’s he and his other East Palestinians were gifted with in 2023, but that much more is needed. The campaign prop was careful not to voice this as a complaint the same way he and his neighbors did two years ago, back when the forgotten people of his town were valued as campaign props, because doing so would likely trigger an immediate revocation of what little assistance they have gotten so far this year. That in itself is a major step forward for the campaign prop to fully realizing and accepting that he does not matter anymore.

Ranking Member of the Senate Budget Committee Jeff Merkley announced in a Friday night press release that the Senate parliamentarian had ruled that the following items in the Big Beautiful Bill had failed the “Byrd Test” of whether they can be passed under the filibuster threshold: “Matching Funds. This section mandates that states cover a portion of SNAP benefits with the state share escalating with payment error rates” and “Alien SNAP Eligibility. This section removes SNAP eligibility for immigrants who are not citizens or lawful permanent residents, with certain exceptions.”

In plainer English either they need to be stripped out of the bill or modified in a way that complies with the chamber’s arcane and fairly rules about the filibuster applying to anything and everything that isn’t either a nomination or a direct addition or subtraction to federal expenditures, which require a simple majority. If it’s seen by the parliamentarian as a change to actual law then it needs to get 60 votes, which the Big Beautiful Bill will not, ever. The ruling came a day after a similar list of Ls for MAGA as the parliamentarian had also ruled that the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s budget could not be reduced to $0 and $1.4 billion could not be cut from the salaries of the Federal Reserve staff, among other comically corrupt and insane bullshit in the Mega MAGA bill.

In a transparently stupid bid to gain his favor after Friday’s meltdown on Truth Social, Pakistan’s government on Saturday announced they would submit a Peace Prize nomination for convicted felon President Trump to the Nobel committee, the Guardian reports. “President Trump demonstrated great strategic foresight and stellar statesmanship through robust diplomatic engagement with both Islamabad and New Delhi, which de-escalated a rapidly deteriorating situation. This intervention stands as a testament to his role as a genuine peacemaker,” said some Islamabad official in a statement. The Guardian for some reason attributes the statement to just “Pakistan.”

Mushahid Hussain, former chair of the defense committee in Pakistan’s parliament bluntly said the move couldn’t hurt. “Trump is good for Pakistan. If this panders to Trump’s ego, so be it. All the European leaders have been sucking up to him big time,” said Hussain, outright admitting it’s bullshit.

The nomination comes just three days after Indian Foreign Secretary Vikram Misri said in a video statement that “Prime Minister Modi clearly conveyed to President Trump that at no point during this entire sequence of events was there any discussion, at any level, on an India-US trade deal or any proposal for a mediation by the US between India and Pakistan,” the most recent in a string of denials from New Delhi that the fat fuck had played any meaningful role in the detente reached after a brief but extremely fraught exchange of fire between the two neighboring rivals last month.

For the first time in National Zero-vision, experience one of the most overratedly bad movies of all time: Waterworld. The Kevin Costner-directed flop was so overhyped for its shittiness and yet it wasn’t that bad. Was it good? Fuck no, not at all. But it wasn’t nearly as bad as its titles the most expensive and unprofitable movie of its era would imply. It’s kind of funny in parts. Not intentionally.