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Inflation up 2.4 percent in May

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.1 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in May, after rising 0.2 percent in April, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 2.4 percent before seasonal adjustment. The index for shelter rose 0.3 percent in May and was the primary factor in the all items monthly increase. The food index increased 0.3 percent as both of its major components, the index for food at home and the index for food away from home also rose 0.3 percent in May. In contrast, the energy index declined 1.0 percent in May as the gasoline index fell over the month. The index for all items less food and energy rose 0.1 percent in May, following a 0.2-percent increase in April.”

“Indexes that increased over the month include medical care, motor vehicle insurance, household furnishings and operations, personal care, and education. The indexes for airline fares, used cars and trucks, new vehicles, and apparel were among the major indexes that decreased in May. The all items index rose 2.4 percent for the 12 months ending May, after rising 2.3 percent over the 12 months ending April. The all items less food and energy index rose 2.8 percent over the last 12 months. The energy index decreased 3.5 percent for the 12 months ending May. The food index increased 2.9 percent over the last year,” says the monthly Bureau of Labor Statistics CPI report.

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TACO Man claims “DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE”

“OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA.”

“LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO CHINA WHAT WAS AGREED TO, INCLUDING CHINESE STUDENTS USING OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH ME!). WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55 PERCENT TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10 PERCENT. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, not really explaining what he means with “WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55 PERCENT TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10 PERCENT” or why suddenly Chinese students “USING” American higher education is no longer a massive national security threat.

The fat bastard then demanded fealty from Angelenos, posting “If our troops didn’t go into Los Angeles, it would be burning to the ground right now, just like so much of their housing burned to the ground. The great people of Los Angeles are very lucky that I made the decision to go in and help!!!”

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“This incredible connection with his army”

The above quote in the headline’s been truncated slightly as what Army Secretary Dan Driscoll actually told Fox and Friends Wednesday morning was “You can see he has this incredible connection, as Commander-in-Chief, with his army” while fondling himself over the magnificence of convicted felon President Trump’s speech to the troops at Fort Bragg on Tuesday, but that abbreviation does not at all obscure Driscoll’s slip into asserting the Holy Orange God Emperor’s personal dominion over the entire might of the armed forces of the United States of America.

Then there’s of course there’s what Driscoll did not say about the soldiers assembled at the fat bastard’s speech – one in which he still had bulletproof glass in front of him despite it being “his army” who would never ever take a shot at him with a high-powered sniper rifle.

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Israeli opposition moves toward new elections

A coalition of center and leftist party members in Israel’s Knesset have picked up support from two ultra-Orthodox parties in the chamber for their bill seeking to dissolve parliament and trigger snap elections, Bloomberg reports on a possible ominous development for dictator Benjamin Netanyahu.

The two hardcore religious parties, Shas and United Torah Judaism, are fucking off from supporting “Bibi” over his move to end the decades-long exemption from mandatory service in the IDF for members of Orthodox communities as the country’s Supreme Court has ruled the carveout illegal.

A Bibi minion complained about the dissolution bill on Army Radio Wednesday. “Going to elections now while there are hostages in Gaza and the Iranian issue is coming to a decision would paralyze the country,” said MP Ze’ev Elkin, a member of Netanyahu’s coalition. Bibi was supposed to testify Wednesday in his corruption trial but skipped out, claiming he was sick, the pussy-ass bitch.

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Big Orange Baby clearly triggered by Newsom address

“The INCOMPETENT Governor of California was unable to provide protection in a timely manner when our Ice Officers, GREAT Patriots they are, were attacked by an out of control mob of agitators, troublemakers, and/or insurrectionists. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday, trying to turn his side back into the victims here.

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Florida gentlemen’s club patron calls local constabulary to lodge a complaint of a most perfidious deprivation of $300 paid for coitus

A most unseemly and preposterous incident unfolded for one Sultan Alnofaie, a reputable young bachelor of 21, in the early hours of Sunday last in Clearwater, Florida, WFLA tele-news reports.

The row began when Mr Alnofaie inquired about the coital services of an entertainer at the the OZ Gentlemen’s Club and was presented with a bill for $300 for the services to be rendered to his phallus, upon which he promptly effected payment, only to be refused said service despite honest payment. The bachelor, expecting prompt service within the ordinarily impeccable confines of the gentlemen’s club, then found himself compelled to voice his considerable displeasure regarding the perfidy of the cyprian scented with Exclamation By Coty. The club’s doorkeep, said to be a man of great violence and temper, intervened and told Mr Alnofaie to exit the premises post haste.

Seething from the affront, Mr Alnofaie then telephoned the local constabulary, seeking their intervention and immediate recompense for the deprivation his leisure at the gentlemen’s club.

Upon the constable’s arrival at the establishment they were met with the furious patron who then explained with great vehemence the compounded insult of the unprofessional behaviour of the attendants at the club. Mr Alnofaie was then placed into the constablary’s custody and charged with the crime of misuse of emergency services. It is unclear whether he was reimbursed for the $300.

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Republican stay-at-home son of Villagers arrested for dealing meth

A 27 year-old registered Republican Villager is being held on $26,000 bond following his arrest last week on a felony count of possession of methamphetamine with intent, Villages-News reports.

Charles Scott Straubel, 27, who lives with his parents – also registered Republicans – in the Village of Santiago, was driving a white 2016 Kia Optima late Thursday night when he was pulled over for running a stop sign, per an arrest report from the Villages of Lady Lake Police Department. Cops wrote that Straubel “appeared to be unsettled, disillusioned, nervous, sweating profusely, and fidgety,” during the stop. A K9 unit was called and the dog quickly found 90 plastic baggies, all of them containing a substance that tested positive for meth. Straubel, who was also found in possession of knives and a bat, told cops he was merely a meth user. The likely Trump voter then began “acting hysterically and salivating” after realizing he was going to jail and possibly prison.

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Yellowstone bison notch another goring in 2025

“On June 10, a 30 year-old man from Randolph, New Jersey, was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park. At approximately 9:45 am in the Upper Geyser Basin at Old Faithful, a man was gored by a bison after a large group of visitors approached it too closely. The individual sustained minor injuries and was treated and transported by emergency medical personnel. The incident is currently under investigation, and no further details are available at this time. There are no photos or videos of this incident to share. This is the second reported incident of a person injured by a bison in 2025.”

“The first occurred on May 7. There were two reported incidents in 2024 and one in 2023,” says the National Park Service in a press release. Not a good look, New Jersey. Again.

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WATCH LIVE: Trump’s America

When anything bad happened over the previous four years it was in Biden’s America. Protests at Columbia University? Not Kathy Hochul’s New York State or Eric Adam’s New York City, it was Biden’s America. Or Harris’s America for 107 days. Now they’re trying to make it into Gavin Newsom’s California and Karen Bass’s Los Angeles. No, the above is happening in Trump’s America.

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Terry Moran fired from ABC News

“We are at the end of our agreement with Terry Moran and based on his recent post – which was a clear violation of ABC News policies – we have made the decision to not renew. At ABC News, we hold all of our reporters to the highest standards of objectivity, fairness and professionalism, and we remain committed to delivering straightforward, trusted journalism,” says an ABC spokesperson in a statement via CNN’s Brian Stelter on a pretty fucking abject act of submission to the Trump regime.

On Saturday Moran tweeted and deleted this factual statement about Reichsminister of racial purity Stephen Miller and his fat orange boss’s crusade against immigrants: “The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism. Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy. But that’s not what’s interesting about Miller. It’s not brains. It’s bile. Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He’s a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate. Trump is a world-class hater, but his hatred only a means to an end, his own glorification. That’s his spiritual nourishment.”

Instead of taking that as a compliment, Krazy Karoline demanded that ABC News suspend or fire Moran. They did both and again bent the knee to the Orange God Emperor’s unholy regime.

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Regime looks to kill off 988 hotline for LGBTQ youth

Convicted felon President Trump and brainwormed HHS Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr’s regime’s budget for federal public health expenditures in 2026 proposes cutting the 988 suicide prevention hotline’s specialized support for LGBTQ youth, NBC News reports that the cruelty is still the point.

The 988 hotline will remain intact both via text and voice calls – kind of amazing in its own right all things considered – but the option that connects LGBTQ youth with “specially trained staff and partner organizations” will be axed. Guess which president signed the 988 legislation into law that specifically included that specialized service. It wasn’t Joe Biden or Barack Obama.

And yet HHS spokesworm Rachel Cauley defended the axing to NBC, saying that the whole 988 service will be funded at the same levels as previous years, but “does not, however, grant taxpayer money to a chat service where children are encouraged to embrace radical gender ideology by ‘counselors’ without consent or knowledge of their parents.” Hard to imagine how damaged someone can be to say that kind of shit about an effort to prevent teenagers from killing themselves.

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“Clear distinction” between Jan 6th Capitol and Los Angeles rioters

Asked if it’s hypocritical for Republicans to be condemning the riots in Los Angeles while being okay with convicted felon President Trump pardoning thousands of Capitol rioters, House Speaker Mike Johnson said there’s a “clear distinction” between the two groups of marauders. He did not say the clear distinction. Johnson’s counterpart in the Senate, John Thune, was better at batting away the question, saying simply “I think the issue that’s in front of us right now is the chaos in LA…”

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NTSB determines retired champion dirt bike racer died in mini-9/11

From the final report on the NTSB inquiry into the August 2024 death of retired champion dirtbike/dirtroad car racer Scott Bloomquist, whose Piper J3 plowed into a barn: “The pilot departed from a private airstrip and overflew his property. The airplane subsequently impacted a barn adjacent to the airstrip. The airplane sustained substantial damage, and the fuselage was mostly consumed by the postimpact fire that ensued. The pilot was fatally injured. An autopsy of the pilot was performed by the William L Jenkins Forensic Center, Johnson City, Tennessee. The autopsy report listed the cause of death as blunt force injuries and the manner of death as suicide.”

Underscoring that summary, the report’s conclusion says the NTSB “determines the probable cause(s) of this accident to be: The pilot’s intentional flight into a building as an act of suicide.”

So it was a mini-9/11-ing. The barn did really burn from the crash. It wasn’t a controlled demolition.

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Biden aides to testify in House GOP’s stupid probe

Sources on House Oversight Chairhick James Comer’s staff tell Axios that former Biden White House aides including Domestic Policy Council director Neera Tanden, Jill Biden advisor Anthony Bernal, former special assistant to the president Ashley Williams, and former White House deputy chief of staff Annie Tomasini have all agreed to sit for hours of stupid questions about Joe’s mental state.

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Holy shit these people are so freaking stupid

Let’s go in a straight line here: On Tuesday convicted felon President Trump was asked by a reporter when the last time he spoke to California Governor Gavin Newsom. “A day ago. Called him up to tell him, got to do a better job, he’s doing a bad job. Causing a lot of death and potential death,” said Trump, to which Newsom tweeted “There was no call. Not even a voicemail. Americans should be alarmed that a President deploying Marines onto our streets doesn’t even know who he’s talking to.”

Then Fox News anchor John “I’m not the Chief Justice” Roberts stepped in for an assist.

“‘President Trump just contacted me from Air Force 1 to say this: ‘First call was not picked up, second call, Gavin picked up, we spoke for 16 minutes. I told him to, essentially, ‘get his ass in gear,’ and stop the Riots, which were out of control. More than anything else, this shows what a liar he is, said I never called. Here is the evidence,'” tweeted Roberts, along with a screenshot of the call log.

Look at the date on your watch or phone or computer and then look at the date on the call log. “A day ago” was Monday, June 9th. Meaning the 7th was on Saturday, but 10:23 PM on Friday the 6th West Coast time. There were some disturbances in Los Angeles on Friday but shit didn’t really get going until the following evening, meaning it’s quite possible the call wasn’t even about ICE raids or rioting. It’s bad enough that Trump thinks 1:23 AM was a “day ago,” it’s even somehow worse that this fucking idiot Roberts just posted this thinking it’s a “defense” of the fat bastard.

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Scott Bessent under consideration to replace Powell at the Fed

Convicted felon President Trump’s team are considering Treasury Suckretary Scott Bessent as the successor to Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell when the time comes to pick a replacement next May, Bloomberg reports on some mildly kind of maybe semi-not-that-bad-almost-neutral-ish news.

With what counts as optimism these days one could maybe sort of say “Well at least it’s not Maria Bartiromo.” It’s perfectly possible if not probable that Bessent would take the job seriously and stop cosplaying once he got in. Trump wouldn’t be able to fire him and he would outlast the fat bastard’s term. Someone else can make the case for why he’s a terrible pick. This is just the “It could be a lot fucking worse, like Bill Ackman” case. It’s not a “good” one for Señor Suckretary.

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Chinese communist party shuts down Chinese communist parties

A March incident in the city of Xinyang in which five local Chinese Communist Party officials taking a lunch break from a seminar on how to cut back on spending at party functions then proceeded to plow through four bottles of baijiu, the country’s signature sorghum-based liquor which ranges from 35 to 60 percent ABV – sending one of the officials to cold storage and the rest of them into an ultimately unsuccessful coverup mode over his death – is now part of an updated version of the very guidance the stupid assholes were supposed to be implementing, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Exactly how the guy died is not clear, though it does not appear that his communist drinking party-mates were implicated in any act of violence during the blurry lunch on a day when they were supposed to be doing homework, that per the Journal, included “four anthologies of Xi’s remarks on discipline and over a dozen sets of party regulations and directives, including rules against convening official meetings at scenic tourist spots and using public funds to buy fireworks for the Lunar New Year,” lol. The four hungover survivors and other officials connected to the incident were definitely punished however, as at least a dozen were hit with censure, probation, demotion, removal from positions, or full expulsion. The buzzkill did not stop in Xinyang as it spurred a national crackdown on all officials, even the ones who can hold their liquor and not die at a party party.

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