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Shares of General Dynamics, Lockheed Martin, and Northrop Grumman each fell about 2 percent Wednesday after Demented Don banned by decree buybacks and dividends, CNBC reports.

“All United State Defense Contractors, and the Defense Industry as a whole, BEWARE: While we make the best Military Equipment in the World (No other Country is even close!), Defense Contractors are currently issuing massive Dividends to their Shareholders and massive Stock Buybacks, at the expense and detriment of investing in Plants and Equipment. This situation will no longer be allowed or tolerated! Also, Executive Pay Packages in the Defense Industry are exorbitant and unjustifiable” and blah blah blah, the fat communist wrote on his lame Twitter clone.

Staring down the second wave of civil unrest following a brutal murder by racist law enforcement caught on camera in Minneapolis during his term, Mayor Jacob Frey minced no words Wednesday, telling ICE to “get the fuck out” of the city during a press conference. Fox News broadcast it live.

Holy shit this is atrocious. The son of a bitch reportedly shot this woman – not even an immigrant, but a protestor – four times in the face and she hadn’t even come close to hitting him.

“For a very long time, buying and owning a home was considered the pinnacle of the American Dream. It was the reward for working hard, and doing the right thing, but now, because of the Record High Inflation caused by Joe Biden and the Democrats in Congress, that American Dream is increasingly out of reach for far too many people, especially younger Americans. It is for that reason, and much more, that I am immediately taking steps to ban large institutional investors from buying more single-family homes, and I will be calling on Congress to codify it. People live in homes, not corporations. I will discuss this topic, including further Housing and Affordability proposals, and more, at my speech in Davos in two weeks” posted convicted felon President Trump on Wednesday.

Lol at “Davos in two weeks.” Great place to tell the American people he’s looking out for their housing needs AND he probably just jinxed it right there with the “two weeks” timeframe.

Furious locals began lobbing snowballs at ICE agents after an alleged “vehicle ramming attack” ended in shots fired on Wednesday, NBC News reports citing a scattering of different sources.

“Many of you have likely heard by now that Congressman Jim Baird’s vehicle was struck last night while he was driving back to Washington to continue his work for Hoosiers. My mom was with him at the time. I’m grateful to share that they are both safe, stable, and in good spirits. Anyone who knows my dad knows his determination runs deep, and he’s already joking about getting back to the House floor to vote, especially with margins this tight. The outpouring of support and prayers has meant more to me and my family than I can put into words. Please continue to keep our family in your thoughts and prayers. Jim Baird remains fully committed to serving his constituents, and that commitment has not changed,” writes Beau Baird, son of the Indiana Congressman on Facebook.

“Update: Several people have asked whether this was politically motivated. At this time, there is no information to suggest that, and we sincerely hope that is not the case. Because this was a hit-and-run, law enforcement is actively investigating and trying to find the vehicle that struck them. Our focus right now is on healing and recovery, and we appreciate the work of law enforcement as they do what they do best,” Beau later added to the post, which means THEY got to him to cover this up!

THEY‘re always finding new was to compromise patriots to hide the- Okay, dropping the act because need to note Jesus freaking Christ this dude actually had to write that in a fucking Facebook post, lol. After 10, 20, or however many replies went right there that this car accident was an attempt to flip the House to Dems, Beau decided he needed to address the MAGA batshittery.

President Trump turned up the heat on Norway’s leadership on Wednesday, posting on his Truth Social platform that Oslo “foolishly chose not to give me the Noble Peace Prize.”

“Remember, for all of those big NATO fans, they were at 2 percent GDP, and most weren’t paying their bills, UNTIL I CAME ALONG. The USA was, foolishly, paying for them! I, respectfully, got them to 5 percent GDP, AND THEY PAY, immediately. Everyone said that couldn’t be done, but it could, because, beyond all else, they are all my friends. Without my involvement, Russia would have ALL OF UKRAINE right now. Remember, also, I single-handedly ENDED 8 WARS, and Norway, a NATO Member, foolishly chose not to give me the Noble Peace Prize. But that doesn’t matter! What does matter is that I saved Millions of Lives. RUSSIA AND CHINA HAVE ZERO FEAR OF NATO WITHOUT THE UNITED STATES, AND I DOUBT NATO WOULD BE THERE FOR US IF WE REALLY NEED THEM.”

“EVERYONE IS LUCKY THAT I REBUILT OUR MILITARY IN MY FIRST TERM, AND CONTINUE TO DO SO. We will always be there for NATO, even if they won’t be there for us. The only Nation that China and Russia fear and respect is the DJT REBUILT USA. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” wrote Trump in his signature characteristically unconventional and bombastic communication style.

That’s America’s president for you, always shaking things up whether it comes to domestic politics or international diplomacy. The media wonders when we’ll ever have another like him again.

House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer’s committee will on Wednesday finally get to totally pwn the Walztards and their Somalian buddies in a “blockbuster” hearing.

Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu on Wednesday pleaded for calm after an extremist ultra-Orthodox teenager outraged the imminent end to the exemption from military service the community has long enjoyed was hit by a bus during a protest in Jerusalem, the AP reports.

“I call for restraint to prevent the mood from becoming further inflamed so that, heaven forbid, we do not have additional tragedies,” Netanyahu said after 14 year-old yeshiva student Yosef Eisenthal was tragically killed by the massive bus while he and his compatriots were throwing rocks and eggs at cops in the street. The driver, unnamed, said he was under attack too and tried to escape the scene when he dragged Eisenthal under the vehicle. Note that by all known facts that this was an internecine fight and no Palestinians or Iranians were involved. Netanyahu relies on these maniacs who refuse to serve in the IDF as part of his coalition and he’s screwed if they walk out on him.

“Political strategists say Democrats running in competitive races in this year’s midterm elections for the House and Senate should steer clear of making President Trump the centerpiece of their campaigns. While Trump’s approval ratings are low and Americans have been frustrated by his job performance in the first year of his second term, the strategists say the key to winning is to home in on economic issues – particularly affordability,” says The Hill in the lede to their Wednesday morning article headlined “Democrats advised not to center midterm campaigns on attacking Trump” and no, this story isn’t predicated on any sort of new internal memo or slide presentation the Hill obtained.

Their reporter Amie Parnes appears to have simply started with the conclusion that Dems should not make Trump’s corruption and malevolence a campaign theme and then got four strategists to help her work backward by supplying quotes that sort of kind of support her hypothesis, thus making the verb “advised” in the headline an entirely self-generated “consensus framing” to drive the plot (And yeah, THIS National Zero headline kind of oversold the strategic effort involved here. Guilty).

“The core focus of any candidate running in 2026 has to be focused on the reality that these affordability concerns, even one year later, still exist. The results of the 2025 races in select states underscored just how prominent those concerns are with swing voters right now,” said either GOP strategist Kevin Madden or ChatGPT when asked to generate a quote and then Madden tersely replied with a “👍🏻” when Parnes emailed to ask if the anodyne quote could be attributed to him.

Russian-flagged oil tanker “Bella-1,” a sanctioned vessel that has been under pursuit for weeks, was boarded and seized by US Coast Guard and Nevy personnel on Wednesday, Reuters reports.

The successful interdiction operation, staged in the waters off of Iceland, happened in the presence of at least one Russian submarine and other vessels in Vlad’s navy that had been escorting the ship and how the hell this did not turn into an immediate shooting war right then and there is unknown.

Tennessee MAGA Congressman Andy Ogles was frank about the Republican party’s psycho-sexual sadist proclivities on Wednesday when telling Maria Bartiromo his fantasies for Greenland.

Losing track of how many times WarnerDiscovery has told ParamountSkydance to fuck off, this has to be the third or fourth since the media conglomerate put itself up for sale and convicted felon President Trump commanded his minions Larry and David Ellison to seize it and MAGAfy CNN. This time Axios reports that even with Ellison Sr’s “irrevocable personal guarantee of $40.4 billion of the equity financing,” WB rejected the $30/share bid due to the “extraordinary amount of incremental debt” that Paramount would incur and that Netflix’s $27.75 cash/stock bid was simply better.

“This aggressive transaction structure poses materially more risk for WBD and its shareholders when compared to the [conventional structure of the] Netflix merger,” the board wrote. Keep in mind that even though Trump talked a lot of shit about blocking Netflix from taking over Warner Bros’s entertainment assets (CNN is not part of the deal and would be spun off along with other cable networks, including TNT, TBS, Discovery Channel, etc) there’s really no legal standing for the regime to get in the way since it does not involve any assets within the FCC’s jurisdiction. The most he can do really is just slow it down in court and the fact that he opened his fat fucking mouth about the merger simply makes Netflix’s legal team’s job getting a judge to toss a DOJ antitrust lawsuit easier.

Officials loyal to Burkina Faso junta leader Captain Ibrahim Traore announced Wednesday that they had foiled a plot by his predecessor, former Burkina Faso junta leader Lt Colonel Paul Henri Damiba, who was ousted in a 2022 coup by Traore’s faction, the BBC reports on more Burkinian wackiness.

“Our intelligence services intercepted this operation in the final hours. They had planned to assassinate the head of state and then strike other key institutions, including civilian personalities,” said spokesman Mahamadou Sana, adding that Damiba is backed by neighboring Cote D’Ivore.

“I am pleased to announce that the Interim Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America, to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the United States! I have asked Energy Secretary Chris Wright to execute this plan, immediately. It will be taken by storage ships, and brought directly to unloading docks in the United States. Thank you for your attention to this matter,” posted convicted felon President Trump on Tuesday evening.

The “that money will be controlled by me” part was a fuck you aimed at you, Republicans in Congress. None of it is going to your districts. It’s for Trump to do whatever he wants with it.

Taxpayer money was spent attacking Venezuela and the oil revenue will be disbursed to one non-taxpayer. You are excluded from this because Caesar, correctly, assumes you will not conduct any oversight whatsoever. Thank you for your attention to this matter, no further attention required.

Developing: Lt. Michael Byrd Who Shot Ashli Babbitt Dead on Jan. 6, 2021 in Cold Blood, Runs an ‘Unaccredited’ Day-Care Center in Maryland at His Home and Has Pocketed $190 Million in HHS Funds https://t.co/yYVS2gjPln

— The Gateway Pundit (@gatewaypundit) January 6, 2026

As MAGA Twitter-er @amuse points out in a reply, the fucking idiots conflated the entire $190 million annual federal daycare funding for Maryland to make it look like Byrd got that much.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio told members of Congress on Monday that there’s no serious threat of the use of military force to seize Greenland and that the goal is to simply buy the vast frozen island from Denmark in an amicable transaction with a NATO ally, the Wall Street Journal reports.

“President Trump has made it well known that acquiring Greenland is a national security priority of the United States, and it’s vital to deter our adversaries in the Arctic region. The President and his team are discussing a range of options to pursue this important foreign policy goal, and of course, utilizing the US Military is always an option at the Commander in Chief’s disposal,” said Karoline Leavitt in a statement to the Journal on Tuesday, immediately undercutting Rubio’s assurances, lol.

Not that it matters but fun fact: The most recent still-extant and peaceable American territorial acquisition was with none other than Denmark, who sold the then-Danish Virgin Islands to the US for $25 million in 1917, equivalent to $722 million in 2026. The most recent still-extant non-peaceable American territorial acquisition was the seizure of the Northern Mariana Islands from the Empire of Japan in 1945. The Japanese got $0 for it and Prime Minister Hideki Tojo was hanged in 1948.

“One in four Big Game watchers experience occasional heartburn from their favorite foods – and 75 percent of those fans are unprepared, without relief on hand*. This year, ahead of football’s biggest showdown, TUMS is debuting the first-ever Burn Ball – a limited-edition, custom-designed football, specifically engineered to pass the TUMS and deliver fast-acting heartburn relief on game day! The most aerodynamic TUMS case ever created, the Burn Ball is made to be passed, thrown and cracked open when heartburn strikes, revealing a bottle of TUMS Chewy Bites inside. Available for purchase in a limited run exclusively on TUMSshop.com, the Burn Ball is a must-have for any Big Game watch party,” says a press release headlined “TUMS Unveils Sweepstakes and Limited-Edition Burn Ball to Help Fans ‘Pass the TUMS’ Ahead of Football’s Big Game,” touting the new merch drop.

Yeah, you should totally spend $30.00 plus shipping for a novelty football with America’s top antacid brand’s logo on it like right now, while supplies last and… Alright the design’s kind of cool. Maybe worth springing for two bottles of Tums in like a special promo pack or something, but not for $30.

Anyway they’re also taking the “Big Game” game up to the next level too with this social media sweepstakes thing where a grand prize winner will get $5,000 and second prizers a $50 Uber Eats gift card if they post a #PassTheTUMSSweepstakes video of them passing the Tums around creatively and God freaking dammit that is so sad that this is how they do their marketing on social media. What’s funny though is the terms, specifically one extremely overlawyered yet vague section:

Blink twice if your cuck husband made you post this. https://t.co/6d9SBpK2PW

— Steven Cheung (@StevenCheung47) January 6, 2026