Categories
Uncategorized

They don’t love the meat in their mouths

Scott Sims, owner of food truck Smash Daddy’s Burgers, Fries, Etc, tells the Indiana Capital Chronicle his mobile establishment has been banned from the statehouse’s weekly market for having the temerity to bear the the words “You’ll love our meat in your mouth” printed on the vinyl livery on the side of the vehicle after officials “received several complaints regarding the slogan.”

“Participation of food trucks and other vendors at the Statehouse Market is by invitation and is at the discretion of the State Personnel Department. We routinely evaluate vendors based on a variety of operational and programmatic considerations, and we reserve the right to modify the vendor rotation or discontinue participation at any time,” State Personnel Department comms director Kirollos Barsoum told the Chronicle also had “no responsive written records” of complaints.

Sims said he’d only heard that a Christian school and the state government had taken offense, which will cost him between $4,000 and $5,000 in lost sales during the two Thursdays his truck is now barred from participating in. “I mean, we make burgers and hot dogs, so you’ll love our meat in your mouth,” Sims said. “But I’m sure, and as they did, some people took it the wrong way.”

Categories
Uncategorized

Crowd viciously boos Trump during World Cup victory ceremony

Convicted felon President Trump’s presence on the field at New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium on Sunday was one of massive boos and jeers from the crowd who just witnessed Spain’s 1-0 win over Argentina. Makes sense as the Argentina fans would have already left in misery and the fat bastard has repeatedly antagonized Spain over their refusal to help in his stupid war against Iran.

Categories
Uncategorized

CENTCOM raises weekend death toll to four US troops

“Yesterday, US Central Command (CENTCOM) announced the passing of two US service members and the missing status of one in Jordan following an Iranian attack on July 17. After a thorough search, US military personnel found unidentified remains at the location earlier today. An examination process to verify the remains is ongoing. Separately, a US service member in northern Iraq was killed in action July 18 during a controlled detonation of unexploded ordnance from a downed Iranian one-way attack drone. A second service member was wounded and continues to receive medical treatment for a minor injury,” said CENTCOM in a tweet on Sunday.

Categories
Uncategorized

Irn-Bru-colored moron claims Scots dancing in the streets

“The People of Aberdeen, in Scotland, are dancing in the streets because the new Prime Minister, Andy Burnham, has stated that he will be opening up, all the way, the invaluable North Sea Oil! It is one of the Greatest Sources of quality Oil on Earth, has hundreds of years of Capacity left, with much not even found yet, and will make the United Kingdom, from a Poverty Stricken Disaster, to one of the Richest Countries anywhere in the World! Britain pays Norway Billions of Dollars a year to buy its Oil, which they get from a less valuable part of the North Sea — How ridiculous is that!”

“Also, word is that the UK is going to move the old and horrible looking windmills, which loom over and destroy the City of Aberdeen. That will be a big day for the Country, and will be very much appreciated by everybody. Such great potential in the UK, but it all starts with OPENING NORTH SEA OIL. WE LOVE YOU SCOTLAND!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Sunday morning along with no video or images of this supposed dancing, nor a citation for the “word is.”

Categories
Uncategorized

Fox News reports Olive Garden can do it, so why can’t America

Categories
Uncategorized

Tate Bros arrested in Miami on UK arrest warrant

“The Crown Prosecution Service has decided to bring further charges against brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate in relation to four further victims. The CPS has decided to prosecute Andrew Tate, 39, with seven further counts of rape, three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation, three counts of assault occasioning actual bodily harm and 19 additional charges for offences relating to indecent images of a child and extreme pornography. The CPS has decided to prosecute Tristan Tate, 38, with one count of sexual assault, two counts of rape and three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation.”

“The offending is alleged to have taken place between July 2010 and August 2017. The suspects were arrested by the US Marshal Service in the United States of America on July 18, 2026. Following their arrest in the US, prosecutors will be seeking extradition in relation to the original 21 charges and the further charges which we have decided to prosecute,” says a press release from the Crown Prosecution Service, announcing the Trump Regime’s betrayal of the right wing influencers.

Categories
Uncategorized

Iranian strikes kill at least two US service members in Jordan

In a tweet posted Saturday, CENTCOM announced that “On July 17, two US service members in Jordan were killed in action as US Central Command (CENTCOM) and partner forces defended against Iranian ballistic missile and drone attacks. Additionally, one service member is currently missing in action,” thereby increasing the official death toll of convicted felon President Trump’s feckless war against Iran to 16 – nine by enemy action and the rest in accidents in the region.

Categories
Uncategorized

Voter data Trump says China acquired is mostly publicly available

Convicted felon President Trump’s claim in his Thursday night rant that China accessed over 220 million voter files may or may not be true. If it is, it did not require a whole lot of work on their part to get as CBS News reports that in 20 states plus DC every registered voter’s data is publicly available, another 20 have it gated behind specific requests for research purposes, and five limit access to specific groups like parties, PACs, and so on – databases that could easily leak or be sold off and then be passed onto any other actors with varying levels of nefarious intent, not just China.

Upshot being that simply saying that Chinese intel agents have the names and data on 220 million voters isn’t all that impressive and very little if any serious “hacking” was involved.

To top that all off, it’s not like Trump is threatening China with any major consequences for their alleged interference in the 2020 election. One would think that if he really believed this then he would be acting as belligerently with Xi as he has been with the Ayatollah, but no. He’s just limply attempting to use it for political purposes here at home, making noises about “integrity.”

Categories
Uncategorized

Canadian outlet omits origin of smoke

Convicted felon President Trump was, uncharacteristically, actually informed enough to post “We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air, the quality of which is dangerous, and totally unacceptable! I will call the Prime Minister during the day to find out what they are going to do about it. The cost is incalculable!”

Stopping him right there to point out that he’s just going to make something up anyway. “Canada has refused to engage in basic Forest Management and Debris Removal, knowing that such refusal will lead to exactly this result. This is Willful Negligence, and becoming a yearly occurrence, costing the United States Billions of Dollars, which cost of this pollution must of necessity be added to the TARIFFS Canada is currently paying,” Trump, a champion of environmentalists, continued.

Categories
Uncategorized

President flexes level of commitment to lowering costs for voters

“The Reflecting Pool, so badly damaged by Deranged Vandals, has been emptied as the massive slash gets repaired. We got it through the great July 4th Weekend. What kind of animals would do such a thing? We are looking for a Vandal Proof material, but such a thing should not have been necessary. The Scum in Court will hopefully be prosecuted to the MAX,” posted President Trump on Friday, showing all the haters and doubters his laser focus on cost of living issues facing Americans.

Categories
Uncategorized

Jaydee cancels helicopter flight to son’s golf practice

Neckbearded Vice President JD Vance on Thursday canceled plans to use a government helicopter to ferry him and his son to junior golf practice, MS Now’s Carol Leonnig reports, crediting her own Wednesday story about how the Secret Service was getting fed up with JD’s waste, fraud, and abuse of resources.

Categories
Uncategorized

White House teleprompter guy made $100,000 on Kalshi bets

Convicted felon President Trump’s teleprompter guy Gabriel Perez, who has been with the Orange God Emperor’s team since 2016, earlier this year won at least $100,000 on insider bets placed on the specific content of speeches displayed on the devices and is, per ABC News, “in talks with federal regulators to settle allegations he used his inside knowledge of the president’s speeches to win.”

“Our surveillance team promptly flagged and referred these trades to the CFTC, and we are cooperating and assisting regulators,” said Kalshi’s general counsel in a statement to ABC, a confirmation from the scam betting house that the White House didn’t bother to deny. “The White House has strict ethics guidelines that we expect all staffers and officials to follow,” said Trump spokesminion Davis Ingle, adding “The staffer in question is fully cooperating with the CFTC.”

Note the “all staffers and officials” part, meaning the plebes who Qatar doesn’t have enough $400 million luxury 747s to gift to. The technicians and other scrubs who, when they get caught by mainstream media reporters who ask a company backed by Don Jr why a bettor had a 100 percent win average on the content of Trump’s speeches, gets offered up as a token sacrifice to pretend that the skeleton of a regulator is still functioning and punishing scam artists who don’t play fair.

Nowhere in the article does it say Perez has or is going to be fired for the breach, however.

Categories
Uncategorized

Wealthy Russians moving assets to overseas seizure shelters

Russian elites are moving their money to overseas accounts and investments in order to protect their wealth from the reach of the state… and yes of course you heard that one before.

This time Bloomberg reports that it’s Vladdy Daddy’s regime – and not the US Treasury or other western financial authorities – aiming to seize whatever they can to fund the increasingly dire economic situation wrought by the nearly five years-long war against Ukraine. With it have come a real USSR retro-throwback in the form of a number of high-profile asset seizures. In response there’s been tens of billions in capital outflow to places like Dubai – itself as of February 28th not exactly the hottest real estate market given the belligerence of a cranky neighbor across the Strait.

Categories
Uncategorized

TOTAL WITCH HUNT! SOCIALIST NAZI COMMIE FASCISM!

…and so on and so forth as CNN reports that Chief of Staff Susie Wiles and incompetent binge drinking douchebag FBI Director K$H Patel have been ordering White House and other federal government employees to turn in their phones in an effort to track down the source(s) of various outlets’ reporting on the security flaws in convicted felon President Trump’s Qatar Force One plane.

CNN cites an administration official in the story – the very existence of which speaks to the efficacy of the “WITCH HUNT” thus far – writing that Trump “fumed” over the reporting on Friday night and ordered K$H to ditch his plans to watch his idiot girlfriend perform at some country music show in Chicago, with the witch hunt quickly leading to subpoenas for New York Times reporters.

The fucking dumbest and most on-brand part of it all is this: The White House press pool was with him on the real Air Force One on the way back from Turkey. Then they landed in England to switch to Qatar Force One to head to DC. Asked why, Trump made up some stupid excuse that didn’t make sense. It doesn’t take a federal criminal investigation to conclude that the most likely chain of events was that one or more of the reporters pulled an airman aside and had a 30 second conversation about the switch, probably even leading the questions by saying “That’s bullshit, right? Qatar Force One isn’t as safe from Iranian attack as the real deal, so you guys told him he had to take the old one. Do I have that correct?” and then running with it. Examining people’s phones serves no purpose other than preventing K$H from getting fired. And finding other, unrelated kompromat on them.

“Patel posted up in an office next to Wiles’ for roughly seven hours, as the two established what one source referred to as a ‘war room’ in the West Wing,” CNN wrote and lol.

Categories
Uncategorized

Key 2024 swing state voters belatedly realize they fucked up: poll

“More than 4 in 10 voters in the Keystone state (44 percent) say they are worse off financially than they were a year ago, 36 percent say they are better off financially than they were a year ago, and 19 percent volunteer they are the same financially as they were a year ago, according to a Quinnipiac University poll of registered voters in Pennsylvania released today. This is a change from QU’s February 25 poll, when 36 percent of voters said they were worse off financially than they were a year ago, 40 percent said they were better off, and 22 percent volunteered they were the same financially as they were a year ago,” says the intro to Quinnipiac’s Pennsylvania survey.

Guess it was supposed to be a pulse check since Gov Josh Shapiro’s up for reelection in November but obviously it’s not his policies that are making Keystone Staters’ lives suckier. Shapiro, job approval 51 percent to 33 disapprove, leads some Republican scrub named Nancy Garrity 53 to 40.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

President consoles families of soldiers killed by Iran

1 minute ago

Cory Mills somehow under federal criminal investigation

31 minutes ago

Hegseth wakes up early enough for 2:30 PM hearing: Live video

2 hours ago

Mikie Sherrill confirms the MAGAverse’s priors on noncitizen voting

4 hours ago

Qatar Force One to continue flying the domestic skies

5 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Quacks announce Medicaid/Medicare “crackdown”

6 hours ago

Gulf Coast under tropical storm warning from Bertha

6 hours ago

Old Man posts 2006 Fox News talking point on internet

7 hours ago

Israeli intel says Iranian nuke centrifuges moved to secure bunker

8 hours ago

White House political director expands policy initiative aimed at opportunities for gig economy workers to maintain their income

9 hours ago

Air France suspends flights to Saudi Arabia, UAE

10 hours ago

Iranians hit another tanker in Hormuz amid more US airstrikes

11 hours ago

Court ices Regime subpoenas to NYT reporters

22 hours ago

Orange God Emperor imposes 50 percent tariff on Canada imports

23 hours ago

Deeply unhinged woman pre-loses South Carolina Senate race

24 hours ago

Federal court pauses Paramount-Warner MAGAmerger

1 day ago

Trump announces new death trade policy toward Iran

1 day ago

National average gas price over $4 a gallon again

1 day ago

Bald incel edges closer to outright blasphemy

1 day ago

King Charles appoints Andy Burnham to UK Premiership

1 day ago

They don’t love the meat in their mouths

1 day ago

Breitbart reports socialist clown also a grave threat to dictator

1 day ago

Crowd viciously boos Trump during World Cup victory ceremony

2 days ago

CENTCOM raises weekend death toll to four US troops

2 days ago

Irn-Bru-colored moron claims Scots dancing in the streets

2 days ago

Fox News reports Olive Garden can do it, so why can’t America

2 days ago

Tate Bros arrested in Miami on UK arrest warrant

3 days ago

Iranian strikes kill at least two US service members in Jordan

3 days ago

Voter data Trump says China acquired is mostly publicly available

3 days ago

Canadian outlet omits origin of smoke

4 days ago

President flexes level of commitment to lowering costs for voters

4 days ago

US hits Iranian bridge, seaport tower

4 days ago

Orange Fuhrer declares war on free and fair elections: Live

5 days ago

Jaydee cancels helicopter flight to son’s golf practice

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline returns from her birthing lair

5 days ago

White House teleprompter guy made $100,000 on Kalshi bets

5 days ago

Wealthy Russians moving assets to overseas seizure shelters

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Old Man Trump spins some yarns in Pennsylvania

6 days ago

TOTAL WITCH HUNT! SOCIALIST NAZI COMMIE FASCISM!

6 days ago

Key 2024 swing state voters belatedly realize they fucked up: poll

6 days ago

Deeply amoral Trump lawyer faces Senate hearing: Live video

6 days ago

South central Texas under severe flood threat

6 days ago

Trump orders ICE to go back to killing people

6 days ago

New York City woman deeply offended by anti-Red State agitprop

7 days ago

Chipmunk semen and mercury missing from CDC parasite alert

7 days ago

DHS suspends ICE vehicle stops

1 week ago

Iraqi Prime Minister trapped with gramps: Live video

1 week ago

TACO Tuesday, now with spicy Hormuz sauce!

1 week ago

EJ Carroll collects $5.6 million judgment from Trump

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Kagan and Barrett testify to House hearing

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x