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AZ governor orders bars, theaters, gyms to close for 30 days

“Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey (R) announced at a press conference Monday that he is ordering bars, clubs, movie theaters, waterparks and gyms to close for 30 days in order to curb the spread of the coronavirus” reports Axios.

No mention of houses of worship in the article.

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