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MAGApocalypse update from Gabe Sherman: Laura Ingraham was kind of a downer about Trump 2020

Vanity Fair political correspondent Gabriel Sherman’s newest Trump World/GOP insider quote-fest is up and marginally less suicidal than the last one. Here are the best parts:

  • “We have to be prepared for Trump losing,” Laura Ingraham told guests at a dinner party hosted by Elizabeth Ailes
  • “Trump has told people he wants to commute Stone’s sentence before Stone reports to prison on July 14”
  • “Bill Barr is opposed. ‘Barr has told Trump not to do it, and if he does there will be a mutiny at DOJ'”
  • “According to a source, former Ted Cruz campaign manager Jeff Roe is in talks to join the campaign as a strategic adviser, effectively taking over for embattled campaign manager Brad Parscale. A source said Parscale has threatened to resign if Roe joins.”
  • “If I go to the campaign, Trump might not let me back into the White House” Jared Kushner told people of a possible change in position.
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