Trump wants schools open so badly he will cut their funding if they stay closed in the fall

In Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden and many other countries, SCHOOLS ARE OPEN WITH NO PROBLEMS. The Dems think it would be bad for them politically if U.S. schools open before the November Election, but is important for the children & families. May cut off funding if not open!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 8, 2020

Uday and Qusay done pretending to hide the blatant corruption

Team Orange resigned to Trump fucking midterms up for GOP

Regime appeals order to restore slavery exhibits

EPIC! Lindsey Graham COMPLETELY OWNS Ayatollah in tweet!

CBP agent pleads guilty to child porn charge, faces up to 20 years

Cornhole and pals pissed away $60 million on anti-Paxton ads

Kentucky hick says “it’s not a sin to be white” in ad

Peruvian congress removes president from office, again

Judge sides with Buffalo Wild Wings in “boneless wings” lawsuit

New Polymarket midterm odds stir freakout among assholes who would believe Polymarket midterm odds to be determinative

Nine skiers still missing after avalanche in California: officials

Noem pulled Coast Guard plane from search for missing member

Third-tier Fox host confirms top DHS propagandist quitting

PR chodes warn corporations Dem oversight “tsunami” incoming

Foul-smelling torrent of shit urges action on ruptured sewage pipe

“Blood on their hands”

Fox News reports “Christian mother” murdered in Ohio

Russian “pickup artist” accused of filming sex acts in Kenya, Ghana

John Solomon reports Biden border crisis still unabated

Iranians close Strait of Hormuz as US carrier steams toward region

Jesse Jackson has died

Trump officially fucks over John Cornyn

Ken Paxton cracking down on schools with too many anti-ICE kids

“Others suggest it could see a surge from morbidly curious liberals”

Tom Emmer says judicial oversight is for gay little weenies

Fat Hitler skips the part about already losing, contradicts Karoline

Report: People actually paying for Corey Lewandowski Cameos

Yeah the “context” doesn’t actually make it any less unbecoming

Leader of the Free World already hard at work governing nation

French Antifa libs fatally beat 23 year-old Vichy activist

QAdulteress rips Oz for inviting Epstein to 2016 Valentine’s party

Twitter as functional as Elon’s orbitofrontal cortex

Florida officials think alcohol a contributing factor in Nicaraguan anesthesiologist’s death while trapped in Dollar Tree freezer

Explorers find Lake Michigan shipwreck after 153 years

Breitbart leaves out the “pedophile protectors” part

FBI found Epstein victim who accused Trump to be “credible”

MAGA Land champions Puerto Rican independence movement

“This is the Epstein Administration”: Sunday AM Live Updates

British llama herd traps fleeing suspect

Suicide now officially an option for Social Security recipients

Movie Night Saturday: San Andreas

Who’s panicking?

Orange Dipshit now claims bizarre hockey rant wasn’t “serious”

Utah GOP county chair arrested for waterboarding teen daughter

Schools cancel photo day over vendor’s Epstein “connection”

Fox News reports K$H might have arrested the right guy this time

Racist president raged at Black subordinate’s objection to racism, screamed Senator Katie Britt was “dead to me” over same: report

“There will be Voter ID for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!” vows Trump, promising secret plan to win

Candace Owens plausibly alleges TPUSA halftime show a con job

South Dakota approves 87-turbine, 333-megawatt wind farm