“The Fake News Media has lost total credibility, not that they had any to begin with. Because of their massive Trump Derangement Syndrome (Sometimes referred to as TDS!), they love saying that Iran is ‘winning’ when, in fact, everyone knows that they are LOSING, and LOSING BIG! Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft apparatus is nonexistent, Radar is dead, their Missile and Drone Factories have been largely obliterated along with the Missiles and Drones themselves and, most importantly, their longtime ‘Leaders’ are no longer with us, praise be to Allah!”
“The only thing they have going is the threat that a ship may ‘bunk’ into one of their sea mines which, by the way, all 28 of their mine dropper boats are also lying at the bottom of the sea. We’re now starting the process of clearing out the Strait of Hormuz as a favor to Countries all over the World, including China, Japan, South Korea, France, Germany, and many others. Incredibly, they don’t have the Courage or Will to do this work themselves. Very interestingly, however, empty Oil carrying ships from many Nations are all heading to the United States of America to LOAD UP with Oil,” posted the Orange Grandpa on Saturday morning after a night spent glued to cable news.
No screenshots or video clips of “The Fake News Media” saying outright that “Iran is ‘winning'” were attached to the post, because there are none. Instead he’s simply enraged at the for reporting the austere reality: They’ve taken a beating but they are not even close to destroyed by the simple fact that the fat fucking weasel is too scared to commit American lives to a bloody full-on invasion of the country to eradicate Tehran’s regime. Hell he won’t even try to seize control of Kharg Island, a strategy that was floated by all the instant geopolitical experts in the MAGAverse last month.
Iran is not “winning,” but they have 100 percent made the fat bastard and all his cultists regret the moronic decision to start a fight he’s unwilling to finish. Hear it from his own supplicants:
Again a diplomatic solution to end the reign of terror in Iran is the preferred outcome. The supposed negotiating document, in my view, has some troubling aspects, but time will tell. I look forward to the architects of this proposal, the Vice President and others, coming forward…
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) April 8, 2026
This SHOULD be Lindsey tweeting that this or that faction should be given a larger share of seats on a provisional commission to build an interim government installed by the US military ahead of national elections in summer 2027. Instead it’s him trying to get out ahead of some anticipated miscalculation in how to get closest to status quo antebellum and get gas prices back down.
Lol “preferred outcome,” you fucking worm.
“I am watching fertilizer prices CLOSELY during our FIGHT FOR FREEDOM in Iran. The United States will not accept PRICE GOUGING from the fertilizer monopoly! American Farmers, we have your back!” Trump then posted, about a month late because fertilizer prices have been up for weeks.
Lastly, he straight up admitted he was going golfing: “Heading to Virginia for meetings at Trump National. I can’t believe what this new Governor, Spanberger, has done to the Commonwealth – So sad! She is adding so many Taxes, a Food and Beverage Tax, Digital Services Tax, Utilities Tax, and more. It has lost its Energy, Vitality, and Strength. People are leaving that would never have even thought of doing so! New companies that signed to come into the Commonwealth under Governor Youngkin are now looking for ways to get out – Break their Deal. It all happened so fast! This went from a thriving and powerful place, one envied by all, to a Commonwealth run by a person who has no concept of Low Taxes and Economic Strength. People that voted for Spanberger are saying to themselves, ‘Why did I do that, what have I done?’ We have a similar situation in New York and, most of all, in California, where Rich, Job Producing people and companies are being forced to FLEE at levels never seen before. The Tax Base in California is literally disappearing, as some of the richest people and companies in the World have no choice but to leave. They want to put on a Wealth Tax, which gives them absolutely no alternative – As President of the United States, I am embarrassed to watch the Destruction of once Great and Thriving States! These politicians are all sinking in the Polls, but that doesn’t help because they will create Trillions of Dollars worth of Destruction, Incalculable amounts. Remember, once people and companies leave, they are never coming back!”
He might want to delete the November 3, 2025 post where he wrote “Under President Trump, ME, Gasoline will come down to approximately $2 a Gallon, very soon! With the Democrats, you’ll be paying $4, $5, and $6 a Gallon, and your Electric and other Energy costs will, likewise, SOAR. VOTE REPUBLICAN FOR A GREAT AND VERY AFFORDABLE LIFE. All you’ll get from voting Democrat is unrelentingly High Crime, Energy prices through the roof, men playing in women’s sports, and HEARTACHE!” as part of his pitch for Virginians to vote for the woman he didn’t bother to endorse.