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Fat idiot considering invasion of key Iranian island in Hormuz Strait

Convicted felon President Trump is considering landing US troops to occupy Kharg Island, a key terminal 15 miles off the coast through which 90 percent of Iran’s oil exports flow, Axios reports on the fat bastard’s plan to “end the war, at least on his terms,” which will take weeks and months.

“We need about a month to weaken the Iranians more with strikes, take the island and then get them by the balls and use it for negotiations,” a “source with knowledge of the White House thinking” said.

Another top Trump minion said Donald “wants Hormuz open. If he has to take Kharg Island to make it happen, that’s going to happen. If he decides to have a coastal invasion, that’s going to happen. But that decision hasn’t been made.” A third started pre-excusing it with “We’ve always had boots on the ground in conflicts under every president, including Trump. I know this is a fixation in the media, and I get the politics, but the president is going to do what’s right.” Should probably save that quote.

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