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There it is: Trump “Stop the Steal 2026” edition

“Does anybody really believe that this ‘Election’ was honest. How could the Polls be so wrong??? Some early voting ‘dumps’ were so large that it was impossible to win, no matter how many people went to vote. It’s all about the machines, which are far more important than the voter!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, following six days of mostly full acquiescence to the inevitable and “Too big to rig” end result of his corruption and abuses. While the loudest exceptions to that were Trump’s bitching and moaning over the Alaska Senate situation with the two Dan Sullivans, Trump had also sporadically over the weekend posted screenshots of tweets like this:

So yeah, as late of a start Trump’s getting this song-and-dance, sapping a lot of the momentum he’d had with getting his cult on board in 2020, he is, as you can see, starting it. Whether he actually believes it this time is fair to question, it does stink of a certain kind of desperation like the sudden promotion of Stephen Miller to Chief of Staff and the empty threats of prosecuting Dems for merely signaling a shit ton of investigations into targets near and dear to the Orange God Emperor.

It will be interesting to watch how many judges and red state election officials try to play along this time – remember 2020 was a LOT closer in so many key states and the very large, abrupt switch to mail-in ballots for millions and millions of voters provided scumbags like Ken Paxton and Jeff Landry the “constitutional”-ish pretext to claim that the results were invalid without having to directly indulge all the “Italian satellites” and “bamboo ballots” bullshit. While of course the MAGA fascist establishment could come up with something, it’s just harder to see what that is and how it comes together this time. Keep in mind that Paxton, Greg Abbott, and all the other big-name GOP losers conceded that night, in some cases before those elections were even called by the AP or Decision Desk HQ. On the other hand, Bill Barr quit rather than go along with the fat bastard while Todd Blanche is all in on the fat toddler’s emotional needs. He really should’ve been on the move five days ago, but let’s see what if any kind of fuckery he and K$H have in store as the certifications loom.

Whatever happens, don’t expect anyone to stand up and point out that Trump had two years to use the power of the federal government to “secure election integrity” and prevent these losses. No one ever bothers to question that or similar agency-centric plot holes in the MAGAverse’s narrative.

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