…is pretty fucking stupid, let’s be honest here.
Recall last year there was a situation with the chairman of Indian auto parts giant Sona Comstar. A different industry. Different circumstances. And yet the company’s stock price took a beating after news broke that chairman Sunjay Kapur was suddenly no longer in charge of the manufacturer.
Yeah, Kapur swallowed a bee while playing polo and died of anaphylactic shock because the fucker stung him on the insides. But the market reacted to the sudden removal of the Sona Comstar’s CEO same as it did with Nvidia’s: The stock price tumbled, dropping 8 percent the next day. Comstar’s buyers also took about a 1 percent hit, though it’s difficult to tell if it was solely Kapur’s death given that convicted felon President Trump was also in the midst of another one of his tariff tantrums.
Shares of Sona Comstar are up 81 percent in the nearly 17 months since Kapur’s death. The company and indeed the auto manufacturers who depend on them to continue production of the parts they need to keep their factory lines churning weren’t stung all that badly (tee-hee).
Meanwhile…
In case you missed all the screaming headlines from Axios, the Wall Street Journal, CNBC, and so on, the entire US economy is being propped up by AI, which is being propped up by the supply of Nvidia hardware, and Nvidia was being propped up by founder Jensen Huang and it’s all fucked if he dies from swallowing a bee or is forced to resign after effing a Chinese spy and at least two employees.
To hear it from the tech-finance media, all of it teeters on the brink because a 63 year-old centibillionaire got tired of his wife of about 40-ish years. You, your livelihood, your home, your family’s future, all of it now threatened by the long shadow of Huang’s wang. How much truth there is to these prognostications of doom isn’t really inside of this site’s pay grade.
The same cannot be said of the fact that they’re even printing that shit at all in the first place without so much as remarking on how fucking ridiculous it is that this jerkoff who they, with a straight face, called a “rockstar CEO” and loved his “signature black leather jackets,” would be able to wreak such widespread havoc with his personal indiscretions and brazen carelessness.
Seriously, what the fuck is this?
Careless whisper by Jensen Huang pic.twitter.com/m0hNoDBGOu
— Moondrift (@moondriift) November 10, 2026
At least we’re getting good AI slop satire out of it. Internet users are stepping up where the tech-finance-circleherk-media industry aren’t at least owning up to their slobbery of Huang, let alone committing to unwinding the over-concentration of power in the hands of the thirsty few.