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Orange Fuhrer redeclares war on Iran

23 minutes ago

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Screw you guys, I’m going home: Jaydee to Iranians

1 hour ago

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New York Times headline seems likely to cause a nasty rash

3 hours ago

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Judge Box-o-Wine off attorney general shortlist due to failures

3 hours ago

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Jaydee announces mission unaccomplished

12 hours ago

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The Promised Land

18 hours ago

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Miserable senior citizen watches too much TV, complains about it

24 hours ago

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Irish gas stations run dry amid protests over prices

1 day ago

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Artemis II crew splashes down safely

2 days ago

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Eric Swalwell needs to resign from Congress right fucking now

2 days ago

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Orange Shitbag pledges to help Hungarians before Americans

2 days ago

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BREAKING: Trump regime admits they lied

2 days ago

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Raskin asks White House doc to conduct thorough mental eval

2 days ago

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Fox News reports lib terrorist targeted pro-Trump patriot

2 days ago

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Kamala Harris says she’s “thinking about” a 2028 run

2 days ago

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Trump continues to whine about the consequences of his fuckup

2 days ago

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Houston gentlemen’s club patron felled in dispute with rogues

2 days ago

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Pete Buttigieg nearly causes MAGA CNBC host to stroke out

2 days ago

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President promotes evil corporation run by eccentric supervillains

2 days ago

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Consumer sentiment index sinks to lowest level ever

2 days ago

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New York Times called out for its terrible polling numbers

2 days ago

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Russian defense official gets 19 years for unsanctioned graft

2 days ago

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MAGAflation skyrockets to 3.3 percent in March

2 days ago

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Top Melania aide says Third Lady focused media on her Epstein ties because media isn’t focused on her performative “achievements”

2 days ago

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Massie leads generic MAGA douche primary challenger: poll

2 days ago

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Texas Lt Gov Dannie Goeb worried state House could flip to Dems

2 days ago

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Fox Business reports bribery refusal investigation underway

2 days ago

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Orange Karen complains about quality of Iranian oil transit service

3 days ago

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Donald denies knowing what prompted Melania’s Epstein denial

3 days ago

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You can find avant garde art in anything, really

3 days ago

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BREAKING: New York City schools still closed for Spring break

3 days ago

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When Marjorie Taylor Greene says you’re a mentally ill sociopath…

3 days ago

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White House accepts $37 million in proudly non-American-made steel for ballroom to host majestic, blue-collar-excluding galas

3 days ago

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This is why Karoline earns your big bucks

3 days ago

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Netanyahu’s corruption trial resumes

3 days ago

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California Supreme Court orders MAGA sheriff to halt ballot probe

3 days ago

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Frau Ingraham could’ve just called the Times story fake news

4 days ago

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“REMEMBER GREENLAND” now a heroic rallying cry for patriots

4 days ago

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FDA recalls male enhancement chocolates

4 days ago

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Soldier’s wife released as ICE melts under public heat once again

4 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Karoline Kringefest

4 days ago

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Strait of Hormuz as open as the Kennedy Center

4 days ago

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Fat toddler complains reports are wrong, doesn’t correct them

4 days ago

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“Middle class white kids” most discriminated against in schools: JD

4 days ago

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Regime declares Bondi doesn’t have to be deposed

4 days ago

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Orange Mark got conned into war by two-bit hustler “Bibi”: NYT

4 days ago

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Still sucks to be Florida MAGA Quebecois-American motelier

4 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Sad Pete

4 days ago

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Dem flips Wisconsin Supreme Court seat

5 days ago

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TACOpocalypse now

5 days ago

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